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wow went to watch an hr show and came back wooo 38 emails from u all . ah we re getting scolding again , another SHAME ON YOU scolding . hahaha , she s not aware of whats going on and i am sure she will know soon . ahh its all good . yes jen i agree with ya , if i start eating poo poo ohh plz dont let me eat it all ! keep me away from pooo . dad s happy camper , ate his ham and beans all gone ! all i hear was mmm mmm mmm , hope i dont have to deal with the poo soup tmr , peachie ! makin me tempted to get in the car right now and pick u up and hurry be at bobbies parkin lot by 8 pm , ya think we make it ?? ohh how i wish waaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ok i brb , need go take care of pa , xo oh tenn , im not sure how long it take me to get to bobies boat . im wanting to say 12 or 14 hrs ? take sme 12 hrs to hit tip top fla . lake town ? lake something ? cant think of it , ill remmy it soon , xo
Once there was a girl who got mad at her boyfriend,he had a dog he loved very much,the girl took his toothbrush scrubbed the dogs butt with it and placed it back in the tooth brush holder where it belonged. Jeff asked me one day-you would never do that to me-Right? I JUST SMILED-never saw his tooth brush again.(True Story) Love you Bob. nite.
ah googled it , says it ll take me 15 hrs to get to jacksonsville , but the wayi drive may take me 13 hrs , :-) come on over miz ! hurry !! i ll wait on u , take u 3 hrs to get here ...
I think it's all straightened out now. the post ,I would like to share this poem, is a good one. I keep trying to go to sleep, but don't want to miss anything good on here.
I can see it now. The "Grossed Out" tour bus headed to the BOAT!
Ted & I will do the wrap graphics with everyone's help.
It'll become a national event complete with a band in a second & third bus with trailers of equipment when enough musicians & video people find this thread.
True & I have the driving experience ... something to look forward to!
Your grossed out by your own Mama by just that? Do you have small children, or oh my sweet Jesus, teenagers? I can appreciate your frustration, I truly can, but my best advice is to learn to learn to laugh such things off as power for the course. That, and maybe think of the things she spent getting "grossed out" by, when you were just a squirt, squirting all manner of body functions to & fro all willy nilly like.. I'm not trying to be hard, honestly I'm not, I'm just trying to say, that attempting to find a little yuck, tends to be more productive than going, "Oh Yuck!" It's your Mama after all, I mean you do share the same ingredients is how I see it. Hey, just be thankful you didn't find her cleaning a litter box or toilet bowel with it ;-) Care, Peace, Patrick
As a faithful reader of tis thread from the beginning I would like to thank all the caregivers for what they have done and what they have gone through. A special thanks to my cousin Bobbie321 for sharing her life story. I've only seen her once in over 40 years and she truely is a blessing to everybody on this site.. I hope in the coming new year that this tread continues to help those in need. love you all
Your grossed out by your own Mama by just that, some Mama hair in a toothbrush? Okay. Do you per chance have small children, or oh my sweet Jesus, teenagers? Holy smoke I practically gag at the thought of 'em!
I truly can & do appreciate your frustration, but my best advice, is to learn to learn to laugh such things off as just more power for the course. That, and maybe occasionally try and think of the things she spent getting "grossed out" by, when you were just a squirt, squirting all manner of body functions to & fro all willy nilly like.. I'm not trying to be hard, honestly I'm not, I'm just trying to say, that attempting to find a little yuck in the smaller things (and truly that is), tends to be more productive than going, "Oh Yuck!" It's your Mama after all, I mean you do share the exact same ingredients is how I see it. Hey, just be thankful you didn't find her cleaning a litter box or toilet bowel with it ...I'm just saying ;-) Care, Peace, Patrick
As I was cleaning out the litter boxes here - 7 rescued / recovered from illness cats plus X number of ferals who come inside for 'litter privlages" when the ground is frozen - my mind was wandering back over today's comments.
What a crew! Jam, hit the range. You can head up security! I'll find a Taser for backup.\ Any chefs?
Now why is it when one of our's is passing that these innocent, naive people arrive & make us all shake our heads in wonder? Odd timing!
Boats? Nah, not so much, but I have been know to paddle a canoe on the occasion. Thanks so very much for the welcome!
And if the "Shame On You", comment was meant for my benefit, by lhardeback, that was "no shame on" meant for anybody, just a suggestion that helps me daily. If it wasn't for laughin', I don't know where I'd be, but it would probably be in a long armed, one size fits all jacket, with a rear zipper. But it's all good, and if it wasn't meant for me, even gooderer.
rip, yes I am a very good gourmet cook, and I make fantastic scrambled eggs, pasta, prime ribs, salads, and coffee. I'm fast, efficient, and can handle many things at once. Plus, I will swab the deck. Honored. COFFEE BOAT. oops. too early for coffee.
well i know we got two pilots one captain a bunch of deck hands do we have any cooks bobbie cant cook and captain at the same time r is that gp that cooks in less than 5 mins i cant rmember
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APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
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ah we re getting scolding again , another SHAME ON YOU scolding . hahaha , she s not aware of whats going on and i am sure she will know soon .
ahh its all good . yes jen i agree with ya , if i start eating poo poo ohh plz dont let me eat it all ! keep me away from pooo .
dad s happy camper , ate his ham and beans all gone ! all i hear was mmm mmm mmm ,
hope i dont have to deal with the poo soup tmr ,
peachie ! makin me tempted to get in the car right now and pick u up and hurry be at bobbies parkin lot by 8 pm , ya think we make it ?? ohh how i wish waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
ok i brb , need go take care of pa , xo
oh tenn , im not sure how long it take me to get to bobies boat . im wanting to say 12 or 14 hrs ? take sme 12 hrs to hit tip top fla . lake town ? lake something ? cant think of it , ill remmy it soon , xo
perhaps there should be one indicating to read the first page & a few more before proceeding to add a comment.
This thread is an "E Ticket" ride!
Takes a certain personality to dare climb aboard.
Once bitten ~ it's a habit you hope will never end.
come on over miz ! hurry !! i ll wait on u , take u 3 hrs to get here ...
Any pilots?
Couldn't think of a better way to enter 2011
The "Grossed Out" tour bus headed to the BOAT!
Ted & I will do the wrap graphics with everyone's help.
It'll become a national event complete with a band in a second & third bus with trailers of equipment when enough musicians & video people find this thread.
True & I have the driving experience ...
something to look forward to!
Do you have small children, or oh my sweet Jesus, teenagers?
I can appreciate your frustration, I truly can, but my best advice is to learn to learn to laugh such things off as power for the course.
That, and maybe think of the things she spent getting "grossed out" by, when you were just a squirt, squirting all manner of body functions to & fro all willy nilly like..
I'm not trying to be hard, honestly I'm not, I'm just trying to say, that attempting to find a little yuck, tends to be more productive than going, "Oh Yuck!"
It's your Mama after all, I mean you do share the same ingredients is how I see it.
Hey, just be thankful you didn't find her cleaning a litter box or toilet bowel with it ;-)
Care, Peace, Patrick
hey we all load up in a train and go choochoo long long gone . party on the train woooo hooo .
We're all Nuts.
do you like boats?
lovbob
patrick welcome to this site !
another male , just what we need :-)
Okay.
Do you per chance have small children, or oh my sweet Jesus, teenagers?
Holy smoke I practically gag at the thought of 'em!
I truly can & do appreciate your frustration, but my best advice, is to learn to learn to laugh such things off as just more power for the course.
That, and maybe occasionally try and think of the things she spent getting "grossed out" by, when you were just a squirt, squirting all manner of body functions to & fro all willy nilly like..
I'm not trying to be hard, honestly I'm not, I'm just trying to say, that attempting to find a little yuck in the smaller things (and truly that is), tends to be more productive than going, "Oh Yuck!"
It's your Mama after all, I mean you do share the exact same ingredients is how I see it.
Hey, just be thankful you didn't find her cleaning a litter box or toilet bowel with it ...I'm just saying ;-)
Care, Peace, Patrick
u souded up set
ssk
ALL GROSSED OUT
ON TOUR
SOUTH BOUND
TO BOBBIE'S R BUST
hey PatTheHat ~
what brings you here?
As I was cleaning out the litter boxes here - 7 rescued / recovered from illness cats plus X number of ferals who come inside for 'litter privlages" when the ground is frozen -
my mind was wandering back over today's comments.
What a crew! Jam, hit the range. You can head up security! I'll find a Taser for backup.\
Any chefs?
Now why is it when one of our's is passing that these innocent, naive people arrive & make us all shake our heads in wonder?
Odd timing!
Nah, not so much, but I have been know to paddle a canoe on the occasion.
Thanks so very much for the welcome!
And if the "Shame On You", comment was meant for my benefit, by lhardeback, that was "no shame on" meant for anybody, just a suggestion that helps me daily.
If it wasn't for laughin', I don't know where I'd be, but it would probably be in a long armed, one size fits all jacket, with a rear zipper.
But it's all good, and if it wasn't meant for me, even gooderer.
COFFEE BOAT. oops. too early for coffee.
a bunch of deck hands
do we have any cooks
bobbie cant cook and captain at the same time r is that gp that cooks in less than 5 mins i cant rmember