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its peachie , ill be u r friend . ask me , ill ask u if i dont hear from you . i just shut down the facebook and am going to shut this baby down for th enight . goodnight u all xoxo
tennessee...hubby gets irritated with me when I am not armed, so I carry a handgun everywhere I go. got a Bersa Thunder 380, 15 shot clip.....told him if I couldn't hit my target after that much ammo I had no business pointing it at anyone...:) I have a 22 rifle and I use it to shoot the snapping turtles in the pond every year....good practice...:) Last summer my mil found a tiny little snapper in the yard and I said yep it is cute....too bad it's about to die.....she really wasn't very happy with me....it was fast and painless. austin thank you for your support.....I just don't think I can deal with a bunch of idiots right now.
jam , ur husband sounds like my husband , he wants me to have my own pistol and get gun permit , i onother hand dont want any gun permit cuz i would be marked bythe law and gov , all they have to do is look and say oh this person has a gun and come an dtake it away from me , if they pass the law that we re not allowed to own a gun . so i dont want to be marked on thier record . anybody comes breakin intomy home , i for sure will blow em away with or without gun permit . i dont like guns they scare me but will use it if i have to . hear it everyday kids get a hd of the gun and parents gets into trouble , ah forget it ,, grandkids comes and goes , so i dont want to own one .
Nuh uh, I'm here in The Mighty BlueGrass, thought you might know it referred to it as,The Great Common Wealth of Kentucky...it's a common misunderstanding.
Jam is that a 38 mag? If it is wow impressed too much power for me...I want to get a 38 ruger, with a short barrel . I had a b/f in the 80's that had an asst of guns and that was the best weight for me to handle..., oh poor snappies...animal lover here.....are there too many?
Kuli, thanks for the encouragement on the jokes! Glad they make you smile! HERE WE GO.....
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says... "Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!"
"Kentucky, eh Pat? I saw a movie with Jessica Lange the other day. About a horse ranch there. Tell us more ...?"
Ah, that's the one where Ms. Lange is a wee bit unhinged idnit? I'm not in what's considered real horse country, well ya know, we have 'em around here of course, but true horse country is just to the south of me, in and around Lexington. I'm more up towards Cincinnati Ohio, in a little poor as bad dirt, smallish populated county, with absolutely nothing goin' on...kinda the way I prefer it, you know, people bein' kinda stinky & all :-) Got me a nice little three acre rock farm right near the Licking River (one of the few that actually run north if your interested...why no, no I don't know why), so if'n ya know anybody needin' some highest quality and most fashionable rocks or boulders, you know where to find me!
Jam,those snappers must be eatting all of your fish.My dad had 45 catfish ponds-lost them all through lawsuit.I never shot turtles much unless they got caught up in sain netting they are way to easy of a target,try shooting flys off a fencepost,then you will get good.
Oh my word, what Didn't them mules do! (did ya know they can give ya snappy jab like a long eared Mike Tyson, but not nearly as friendly?) Actually I think the term Mule Skinner, at least in my particular case at any rate, says more about the condition of ones epidermis after some quality muley playtime, than it does to actually skinnin' a particularly bodacious mule. Nitro the Wonder Mule comes to mind...it's a pure wonder that anyone stupid enough to try and ride 'im, lived to tell the tale is what I'm sayin'...oh yes, his name was most apropos! A pal and I use to piddle around with those hoofy clowns a ways back. We logged big ceder out of the hills with 'em, and had an old timey doctors buggy we'd drive to Dairy Queen and around town. Mules just looooves Dairy Queen 'nilla cones by the way, and if they get loose (which they oft tend to do...never let them see you work the gates is all I'm sayin', Houdini's got nothin' on these critters), you might very well find 'em waiting, rather impatiently I might add, in the drive thru..you know, if ya don't find 'em in the neighbors garden chowin' on his deeelicious cucumbers and 'mators ;-) Yep, once they've been to The Queen, they'll always find their way back given half a chance...and they tend to get free cones too, now how fair is that?
Law, we got what we need now! man talkin about his mule and a Dairy Queen! Perfect.
You fit right in you maniac.
Off to have some coffee on the foredeck. i scrubbed a third of this boat yesterday and had to sit down. Maybe get the dinghy deck scrubbed today. maybe not....
so ya don't like boats, Pat? too bad. Boat likes you.
I LOVE mules my dad worked them I rode them,some of my best childhood memories.You could hear him yell at this one particular mule a mile away.Samson was his name,when he wanted to sit down he would sit down and not get up.I just had some selective tree harvesting done recently with some mule and horse teams.You can't even tell where they entered the forest,those boys were impressive.Smart but stubborn animals,but I don't like being told what to do either .
Pat, you ought to take the buggy and mules to the boat and take Bobbie on a ride-bet she's never rode a mule,but I can tell you this, mules are not allowed on the boat,BOBBIE has to draw the line somewhere.
Yeah they live up to their stubborn reputation, but then they tend to be pretty smart, smarter than most horses in my opinion...and uh, that ain't necessarily a good thing. It comes from the Jackass side of the breeding equation I suspect. Most won't founder themselves, and they can see all of their feet when walking (why they're used for those mule trails at the Grand Canyon as I understand), so that's what makes them so sure footed, and the ride is more like cruisin' in a classic Cadillac, than a horses VW like Herbie the Love Bug ride...okay, so maybe I just ell myself that, but really, why would I tell my very own self that if it wasn't true?...yeah, uh huh! And yeah, they are easy on the environment, hardly ever have a flat, and they leave nice mule apples for fertilizer wherever they go...beat that John Deere!
To tell you the truth, it's not the boats that I don't care for, it's the water they sit on. Now I can "swim" a bit, though I suppose most folks call it "treading the water", but I really don't much care for getting into, or on top of, stuff I can't actually breath in...like water that's over my head (I feel the same way about Jello)! That's why God invented the shower, you can breath between it, you know, unless your brain dead..or a turkey, or so I'm told. But come on really, what use would a turkey have for a shower, much less a boat?
i have a stud mule named Smokey and a Arabian mare called Dixie,I was hoping they would fall in love and have babies. Smoke is scared of Dixie,so their romance never took off and NO I'M not helping them out they are on their own.
I'm not afraid of the water. I'm a good swimmer. What I'm afraid of is what's in the water. I was all good until I watched "Jaws". I did however go out in the water when I lived in San Diego and ride a boogie board. The fun was worth the fear.
When I took daughter on cruise on one of the excursions we did a Pirate ship where the crew dressed up like pirates-cute pirates and they made the kids swabbed the deck-talked to them like crap and then had them walk the plank.It was in the middle of the ocean and they walked the plank and jumped in.My child had just learned how to swim,we don''t have a pool.I wouldn't do it,everyone did it but me,Pirate asked me why-I said someone needs to take pictures.I learned to swim in the pond..
Nope.....no snappers in our pond. Looked out there one day last spring and couldn't figure out what in the world I was seeing.....just a weird blob of something. Got the rifle, looked through the scope and it was 2 of the biggest turtles I have ever seen.....think they were making little turtles. Anyway, they were sent to turtle heaven real quick. Big ole turtles and chihuahua's don't mix. Pond is almost 5 yrs old, has all sizes of catfish, blue gill, minnow and last summer put in a bunch of 4 inch hybrid bass that they say will be about 15 inches this year....cross between a Florida and Northern bass. We think there may have already been bass in there because of falling off geese and duck legs....so fishing ought to be fun next summer. We have 2 geese that come back every spring to lay their eggs on a stump in the middle of the pond. Last yr had 6 of them and while mom and dad were sitting on the pond, I saw the last one running around the yard looking frantically for them, then ran into the woods and never came out. Poor babies.
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Peach & Rossella started me. Ro is MIA (Very concerned, hoping her computer is down)
Peach has had a funeral & injury.
Lately FB has been stalling when I tey to use it ...
did you send to the Crew of the Barbabra B?
austin thank you for your support.....I just don't think I can deal with a bunch of idiots right now.
i dont like guns they scare me but will use it if i have to .
hear it everyday kids get a hd of the gun and parents gets into trouble , ah forget it ,, grandkids comes and goes , so i dont want to own one .
Hope you're able to sleep ...
Nuh uh, I'm here in The Mighty BlueGrass, thought you might know it referred to it as,The Great Common Wealth of Kentucky...it's a common misunderstanding.
I saw a movie with Jessica Lange the other day. About a horse ranch there.
Tell us more ...?
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says...
"Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!"
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."
She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
Altogether now...OOOooooo GROSS!
Hope this'll make ya smile or even chuckle!
Love & Hugs to y'all,
Peach : )
I saw a movie with Jessica Lange the other day. About a horse ranch there.
Tell us more ...?"
Ah, that's the one where Ms. Lange is a wee bit unhinged idnit?
I'm not in what's considered real horse country, well ya know, we have 'em around here of course, but true horse country is just to the south of me, in and around Lexington.
I'm more up towards Cincinnati Ohio, in a little poor as bad dirt, smallish populated county, with absolutely nothing goin' on...kinda the way I prefer it, you know, people bein' kinda stinky & all :-)
Got me a nice little three acre rock farm right near the Licking River (one of the few that actually run north if your interested...why no, no I don't know why), so if'n ya know anybody needin' some highest quality and most fashionable rocks or boulders, you know where to find me!
(did ya know they can give ya snappy jab like a long eared Mike Tyson, but not nearly as friendly?)
Actually I think the term Mule Skinner, at least in my particular case at any rate, says more about the condition of ones epidermis after some quality muley playtime, than it does to actually skinnin' a particularly bodacious mule.
Nitro the Wonder Mule comes to mind...it's a pure wonder that anyone stupid enough to try and ride 'im, lived to tell the tale is what I'm sayin'...oh yes, his name was most apropos!
A pal and I use to piddle around with those hoofy clowns a ways back.
We logged big ceder out of the hills with 'em, and had an old timey doctors buggy we'd drive to Dairy Queen and around town.
Mules just looooves Dairy Queen 'nilla cones by the way, and if they get loose (which they oft tend to do...never let them see you work the gates is all I'm sayin', Houdini's got nothin' on these critters), you might very well find 'em waiting, rather impatiently I might add, in the drive thru..you know, if ya don't find 'em in the neighbors garden chowin' on his deeelicious cucumbers and 'mators ;-)
Yep, once they've been to The Queen, they'll always find their way back given half a chance...and they tend to get free cones too, now how fair is that?
man talkin about his mule and a Dairy Queen!
Perfect.
You fit right in you maniac.
Off to have some coffee on the foredeck.
i scrubbed a third of this boat yesterday and had to sit down. Maybe get the dinghy deck scrubbed today. maybe not....
so ya don't like boats, Pat? too bad. Boat likes you.
more later,
lovbob
It comes from the Jackass side of the breeding equation I suspect.
Most won't founder themselves, and they can see all of their feet when walking (why they're used for those mule trails at the Grand Canyon as I understand), so that's what makes them so sure footed, and the ride is more like cruisin' in a classic Cadillac, than a horses VW like Herbie the Love Bug ride...okay, so maybe I just ell myself that, but really, why would I tell my very own self that if it wasn't true?...yeah, uh huh!
And yeah, they are easy on the environment, hardly ever have a flat, and they leave nice mule apples for fertilizer wherever they go...beat that John Deere!
To tell you the truth, it's not the boats that I don't care for, it's the water they sit on.
Now I can "swim" a bit, though I suppose most folks call it "treading the water", but I really don't much care for getting into, or on top of, stuff I can't actually breath in...like water that's over my head (I feel the same way about Jello)!
That's why God invented the shower, you can breath between it, you know, unless your brain dead..or a turkey, or so I'm told.
But come on really, what use would a turkey have for a shower, much less a boat?
My Great uncle had a mule that only understood cuss words.
When I was living in Reno, there was a farm there:
Long Ears Long Walk and they were Beautiful!
I always wanted a mule. I figured our personalities would match.
No mule, have boat. Personalities still match.
lovbob
don't fall off the boat.
lovbob