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Ted, It must feel good to get the house cleaned up and to go thru stuff. There is a rug here that's about 60 yrs old that I would love to take to the dump, but my mom is attached to it so I just leave it there. Did your mom try to leave with you when you went to visit? It must have been a hard thing to do. Hi Jen, hope the right source of income comes into your life. Pirate, good luck with your mom today, hope she calms down some. ssk
No she does not want a hole for her ear..she was just wiggin out....can't wait to hear what comes out of her mouth tonight...I tell you when their minds go haywire is the MOST FRIGGIN STRESSFULL TIME....Calgon TAKE HER AWAY!
Good Evening Everyone or Morning or Night or whatever the case may be. Hubby and I are in Orlando and I ended up going with him to Universal Studios this morning after I yakked. Don't know why I yakked. I said to myself, you can do this and got in the shower and got dressed and stuff and we went and did the Harry Potter thing. It was pretty fun, rainy and cold so not lots and lots of people. As the day wore on I got so cold and throat started to hurt again and I said I need to eat somewhere warm and go back to the hotel. So we ate at "Bubba Gumps" and then came back here and yep I'm sick. I will go to doc on Monday if I still feel bad. We get back home Saturday evening. If I feel really bad I'll go to doc in the box. I am afraid hubby will be going to the park tomorrow by himself. Pirate, I think you are right. PTSD. Wow. But, things could always be worse. Love yous. Thanks so much for being here. Try to hang in. Jen, you can do it darlin'. Angie, take good care and be kind to yourself. Bobbie, love you!! All of yous!!
Ted you are doing a great job..... Your mom is so very lucky to have you for sure.... Glad to hear that your spirits are up. I had to put my dad in a home before we brought him home, due to the financial burden. Although she may not express it due to her mental decline, but deep down in her, she knows how lucky she is. Try to believe in that. I have been awol alot too and I apologize for not being here for everyone , I am so sorry. I love you all I really do. Just trying to figure things out..... thank you all soo sooo sooo much for all of your hugs and support. Mom is a mess of course..... as she was not even mentioned in the obit..... but i know that i need to be ok for her, i have to be here for her. so in my down time i am just trying to get a grip. i love you all.. hopefully one day we can all have a reunion, on a boat, hint bobbie lol lol lol..... i will be checking in from time to time ..... but know that you are alll very very very special people and i thankful so thankful to have found each and everyone of you........angie
Angie, you have nothing to apologize for. You have so much to process and grieve. No need to be sorry. Just take care of you and your mom. Hug your pillow. Whatever you need to do. Lots of tears, that's normal. Love you, girl.
Yes, Angie ~ What Miz said. You have way too much to deal with & zero control of much right now. Don't even try to corral up your emotions - they must be flying everywhere! There is no hand book for coping with what has happened.
Glad to see your post this evening ... stay in contact. (I know I'm one to talk, being all silent)
Tough period, Angie.... Sometimes, you don't see the end of it. I am very sorry. Selfishsib, the idea of the photo is good, but I am afraid it won't change a lot. If I sent my brother the photo of himself and my mother hugging together, for example, he would be moved for an instant, he would say "those were good times" and then he would go on with his life, and he would NOT come visit more often. SSkape, I change my towns on Facebook depending on the mood. "That" town exists, it's in Iran! Probably in the future I will look for towns that start with "balls" or "b*tch" or something lile that. Ted you are a wonderful creature, really. You don't even realize how much. You are doing a good job but I hope at least the last 2 days you find the time to relax. Don't worry your mother won't miss her things. My mother does not even remember these are her pieces of furniture. If you find something you can sell, sell it without regrets! Things are no more important for them. I threw away lots of things when we left my mother's house and I kept all the photos, mostly for myself, because my mother does not look at them anymore. Miz, I think, too, that when your mother was there you could not afford to be sick. This is a reaction to a period of very high stress... your husband will sure understand. Rip glad to see you here from time to time! Bobbie I hope that Georgia is coming soon to visit you after Miz and Hubby have left. Kiss to everyone else
Sorry I've been missing lately. I've been trying to work through some of my issues with the a$$hole nephew. Everyone keeps telling me to forgive him and move on, so I've been trying. Then my sister calls to tell me I'm being immature and taking the "victim" role because I won't talk to him. Plain and simple, I can't control my nephews damaging outburts, but I can control staying away from him and protecting myself. I feel like I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. I feel like I'm the rope in a tug of war game with my family. I just don't understand why everyone is putting the responsibility on me when it was my nephew that had the inappropriate outburst of anger and kicked me out his house. I feel utterly confused and exhausted by their BS. Through it all mom is her usual self.
I haven't even read the posts for the last few days so I'm sorry I'm not up on everyone right now. I hope everyone is well and coping with all the caregiver demands. You all are the only ones that understand those day to day demands. My sister is clueless.
Have a good night all and take care of yourselves too.
Nope, Pirate. No butter beer. Had some cookie dough fudge though. I don't remember ever having a sore throat like this. It's better now since I took some pain reliever. Hopefully it will be much better tomorrow. I think my body is telling me to rest but my mind does not want it to. K, back to the Illinois game.
Forgetter Be Forgotten My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke or when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, but all in vain! A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone, Say 'Hi' and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, 'who was that?
Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke.
CAN YOU RELATE??? Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T REMEMBER WHO I SENTTHIS TO!
Angie, I'm so sorry about your sister! You have enough on you right now not to have to deal with something else! We're here for you anytime you want to be here! Hugs to you!
Pirate, your Mom may need a "doughnut" to sit on. It's a foam pillow or a blow up pillow with a hole in the center to relieve the pressure off of her tailbone. I've fell twice & cracked mine & the pillow is about all that they can do for it! Sat on one of the cotton pickin things for months! You can find them at most any pharmacy & they're not expensive, but will help make her more comfortable! If you get one let me know how it works out for her. A cracked or broken tailbone or coccyx is very painful & can take a long time to heal & can be a pain in the butt, no pun intended, until they do heal. Do a google search & see what your options are. Hope she'll feel better soon!
Miz, hope that you're feeling better! I agree that it might be PTSD! Your body's just letting go of all of the stress & wasn't prepared to fight this bug! Hubby's a big boy & can handle tomorrow's outing while you rest & recoup! Still wish you'd go to doc in a box! Some CVS drug stores have minute clinics! At least you could be on meds sooner! Listen to me...you know I'm right! : ) I started to call you today, but thought you might be resting. Wanted to catch up with you about the box. I'm so sorry that it missed you! Will talk to Bobbie to see what I need to do to get yours to you! I didn't know that you were leaving there that soon! Is Georgia, uh Illinois winning? Feel better soon! Love you too!
Linda, glad that Pa protected you when you fell! Glad that he's still eating good! How are you? Did you get your hair cut?
Rossella, I think it's funny that you change your city on FB! Keeps us guessing! Are you really Rossella? lol
Rip, good to read your post! I tried to get you on FB tonight...Sorry I missed you!
Bubba Ted, sounds like you've been working so hard...painted & everything?!?! That's hard work! Please take some time for you this weekend!
Jen, things will be ok with the new job! You'll find the right one & you'll enjoy getting to get out everyday! Freedom!!! Money...MORE FREEDOM!!!
ss, I think that you made the right choice about the Valentine's Day card! My grandmother always said that if you stir in the poop, you're gonna get some on you! This way, you're poop free, but they should get the message, if they're smart at all!
True...NO paperwork...rat's with lipstick really stink!!!
Diane, good for you!!! Write it & burn it as many times as you need to!!! Healing for you...no more control for him!!!
Christina, hope the rose club went well & no thorns! : )
Deef, thanks for the sweet email!
Everybody, thanks for all of your hugs, emails, & encouragement!!! Still feeling warped, but will eventually get better!!! Went back to the doc today for MORE bloodwork!!! Bunch of vampires!!! Told 'em to put me up a tent & put me on the payroll, I've been there so much here lately!!!
Hope EVERYBODY is having a peaceful night, free of black holes! Sweet Angels to all of those who need extra care tonight! One in particular & you know I'm here for you!!!
Please check in if we haven't heard from you in a while, just to let us know how you are!
This new version of the "footprints" story really caught me off guard at the end...What a blessing.
JUST READ IT!
FOOTPRINTS...A New Version
Imagine you and the Lord Jesus are walking down the road together For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along steadily, consistently, rarely varying the pace.
But your footprints are a disorganized stream of zigzags, starts, stops, turnarounds, circles, departures, and returns.
For much of the way, it seems to go like this, but gradually your footprints come more in line with the Lord's, soon paralleling, His consistently.
You and Jesus are walking as true friends!
This seems perfect, but then an interesting thing happens: Your footprints that once etched the sand next to Jesus' are now walking precisely in His steps.
Inside His larger footprints are your smaller ones, you and Jesus are becoming one.
This goes on for many miles, but gradually you notice another change. The footprints inside the large footprints seem to grow larger.
Eventually they disappear altogether. There is only one set of footprints. They have become one.
This goes on for a long time, but suddenly the second set of footprints is back. This time it seems even worse! Zigzags all over the place. Stops.. Starts. Gashes in the sand. A variable mess of prints.
You are amazed and shocked.
Your dream ends. Now you pray:
"Lord, I understand the first scene, with zigzags and fits. I was a new Christian; I was just learning. But You walked on through the storm and helped me learn to walk with You."
"That is correct."
"And when the smaller footprints were inside of Yours, I was actually learning to walk in Your steps, following You very closely."
"Very good. You have understood everything so far."
When the smaller footprints grew and filled in Yours, I suppose that I was becoming like You in every way."
"Precisely."
"So, Lord, was there a regression or something? The footprints separated, and this time it was worse than at first."
There is a pause as the Lord answers, with a smile in His voice.
"You didn't know? It was then that we danced!"
To everything there is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven: A time to weep, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, and a time to dance.
Ecclesiastes 3:1,4
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny isn't it? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!
Funny isn't it, when you go to forward this message, how many on your list are not receiving it because you're not sure they believe in anything?
Sad.
It's not WHAT you have in your life, but Who you have in your life that counts... Think about that.
I ASKED GOD
I asked for a flower,
He gave me a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He gave me a forest ..
I asked for a river,
He gave me an ocean.
I asked for a friend,
He gave me "YOU."
"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that life would be easy! Be who you are and say what you feel.... Because those that matter...... Don't mind....And those that mind....Don't Matter!!!"
All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man!
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."
Rossella and Peach - Thanks for weighing in on the whole sibling picture thing. I DO know it will not change his behavior. I DO know that he will do as you say, just look at it, say that's nice then go on with his life. I guess I just needed to get rid of the picture and get on with MY life, with a little less poop!!
Have a good day everyone! Miz, I do hope you feel better soon. :) Nothing worse than being sick on vacation. So sorry. Hope your visit with Bobbie was wonderous...
SS, it was wonderous and wonderful and awesome. We were able to visit and get to know each other better. She's like a soul mate in a friend sort of way. Hubby has wanted to see this Harry Potter thing and so we came down here while we had the chance. We went to Universal yesterday and he's going back to the other side today without me. I could do it for one day but I gotta rest today. We gotta leave here at 3:30 am to catch the plane in Jacksonville. Ugh!! At least there won't be much traffic. Yep, vacation is a really really bad time to get sick. Sucks. Thank God for TV and puters. :) We got a great deal on this laptop and it's so great. Love and hugs to all of yous. You're in my thoughts and I know it's rough. Have as good a day as you can have and try to find time for yourselves. A wee bit even. Got a Universal Studios zip up sweatshirt and one for the friend that is taking care of the kitties. BTW, bobbie's kitty is so adorable. What a sweetheart and so dang cute. She makes her some good company.
I am so sorry for Angie... angels to you! and Pirate with mom and Jam with mil and Happy the Rossella's mom is better and that SS handled her bidness and Linda don't cut your hair if you don't wanna and SSK, I think it was, I've been called Boobie so many times I actually didn't see it which is par for the course for me. When I was younger, boobie was especially funny because I didn't have any.
And Ted! a good priest arrrarraharhar congrats on being proactive. That and laughing is about the only stuff that works. I am so happy for you and proud of you. Still figure out a way to live some your life while it's all happening.... Make you healthier. Rock on. Boat! Christina! how goes it? Miz!!!!! miss you and wish you had been able to stay longer. glad you went out and hope you had a little fun! like SS says, sick on vacation... ugh. SS, visit with me never wonderous, unless you're wondering how the hay does this woman get through life.....lol with me you keep your expectations low and then you're not disappointed! I'm still grieving too. not lol Peach!!! so glad you are feeling better!! on the mend!
There's a big box here! and I haven't opened it. don't know if Peach is up yet and I wanted to wait until I got a go ahead and christina is around and and and Miz is near... I know that there's stuff in there for Miz and I will get it to her house! You guys are amazing! love you guys, love to everyone who's name I didn't say but you know you're all right here in my heart. ok... more boat stuff to do. Always more boat stuff to do!
bobbie , glad u gotth ebox , and i am near too ! sis just left to go boyfriend s for the weekend a,d pa is sleeping happy camper and im doing laundry , done got a hair cut yesterday , feels healthier now and those hair that got cut off is a dye from years ago , now my hair is dark brown and lots of gray in it wooooo , makinme feel like dancin ! cut em lit below shoulder leangh was goin to be above the shoulder and i yelp said nana litt lower pls , she laugh . its in layers too . feather em back ahhh . hubby woke up at 1 am and saw myhair and said oh my linda is back :-) he loved my hair style many many years ago , lol hurry up peachie ! i wanna bobbie to open her box .... now i ll go read the rest 22 commets i missed , xoxo
oh i ll try to put a pic of myself on fb , it ll take me al day , ill try , neighbor i never met stop and said he notice theres a coon out in the field goin around around in circles , distemper i said , he wanted toknow if its ok that he go home and get his shotgun and shoot it before it spreads like wildfire then the whole neighbor full ofcats and dogs be gettin it . ohh yes plz i said . then askme if i had a white cat with a pink collar i said no he said few mos ago he stepout on back porch and saw thatcat , was hissin at him so he shot it , said the eyes were matted and knew it has distemper . aww glad its not my cat i told him . i shook his hand cuz he just came back from shit im tryin to spell it , starts with an A . fought war , wow finaly met him , he lived there prob 4 yrs now . they keep it to themself . no contact with any of us , we have prob 4 neighbors near here that likes bonfire and parties . every weekend one ofthe neighbor s come and hangout in the barn and jammin music and slurp beer . ohhh im so ready for summer ! :-) wheres peachie ! hurry up ! i want bobbie to open the box . hey bobbie go ahead open it we wont tell . :-) heeheeee hawwwwwww xoxoxo
glad you got a new do linda, haircut. bobbie, you must be excited to open the box, and we are excited too. like a treasure box. where's Christina? haven't heard from her lately.
rosella , i know whatya mean when men dont notice it , he notice it cuz i told him i plannin to get em cut and noticed it right away cuz its way shorter , long hair is gone , sniffff . christina - ssk is mssingyou and so do we , hope ur day is good , did u ever get a bracelet ? copper with magnet ? better order one soon . i have mine and i love it ! has 5 small dimond on em , golly icant spell anything right today ! just like cuz said why i walk into a room and wonder why i did that ? forgotten but not forgettin ? something like that . no laughin matters here but to me im bangin on my head , oh yes where is headbangers at today ? hope shes good .... PEACHIE !!!
Peach..you may have a point there about the pillow..but geesh I hope it don't take no months for it to heal..this has started her on a ranting expedtion...oye veh!
Miz - Take RICOLLA...that's the only thing that will get rid of my sore throat.
I was trying to call my mom this morning..and the phone was busy..and I thought oh gosh do I have to come over there to see what she has done to get the phone off the hook and imagining her all twisted up with covers on the floor...yeah she is capable of that stuff...well I tried several times...and then on the fourth time my phone rang..and it was her...I was surprised she was able to dial the phone still, since she can hardly see..or so she says...you can never believe what she says. OH I thought this morning I am so tired of this decling crap hell...which it was over...it really drags you down if you let it...I see how she even affects the caregiver..my mom has always been a depressing soul..really...so was my dad..reall downers...sometimes I can be that way too...but I think that is my pessimist Virgo coming out...cause I can be humourous and fun loving as well...plus love fairytale stuff still....geesh you should see all the gnomes and mushrooms and concrete animals my mom's yard has now....it's like the new movie...Gnomeo and Juliet..which opens today....wish I could go see it...looks like my yard..including my mom's old pink flamingo's which I used to hate..but adore now....used to hate gnomes...but love them to death now..must be my germanic heritage leaking out...lol....Gut Bratwurst to all!...LOL
Pirate, "Gnomeo and Juliet" seems a hardcore movie! We don't have ricolla here, we have ricotta. It is very good, but useless for the throat. My mother remembers the telephone number of her sister who died 3 years ago. On the other hand, today she wanted to eat her lipstick. This was not very beautiful for me to see. I don't find a lot of joy in my life lately. I talked with my favourite cousin whose mother has Alzheimer, too, and at the end of the telephone call we were both quite depressed. Sure a thing like this does not pass like wind in your life. It passes like a stone which weighs on your heart. Night nice ladies and Ted
Rosella..you don;t have ricola the swiss herbal sore throat lozenge..it's a european thing..I bet you can find at the drug store there in italy. I will ask my italian b/f if he has seen it for sale in Rome. Also I just looked it up has only 1 L. It's the only thing that gets rid of my sore throats. I could not believe that my mom managed to dial my number this morning....thought she was done dialing for sure!
pirate - why is sunday 13 th has anything to do with u wont be on ? i always thought if 13 th falls on a friday it is a errie luck . well we gonna miss u sunday :-( . hey didnt realize today is one year anniversary ! woo hoo bobbie , margaritta time for u .
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Hi Jen, hope the right source of income comes into your life.
Pirate, good luck with your mom today, hope she calms down some.
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What Miz said. You have way too much to deal with & zero control of much right now. Don't even try to corral up your emotions - they must be flying everywhere!
There is no hand book for coping with what has happened.
Glad to see your post this evening ... stay in contact.
(I know I'm one to talk, being all silent)
Cheers ~
Rip
Selfishsib, the idea of the photo is good, but I am afraid it won't change a lot. If I sent my brother the photo of himself and my mother hugging together, for example, he would be moved for an instant, he would say "those were good times" and then he would go on with his life, and he would NOT come visit more often.
SSkape, I change my towns on Facebook depending on the mood. "That" town exists, it's in Iran! Probably in the future I will look for towns that start with "balls" or "b*tch" or something lile that.
Ted you are a wonderful creature, really. You don't even realize how much. You are doing a good job but I hope at least the last 2 days you find the time to relax. Don't worry your mother won't miss her things. My mother does not even remember these are her pieces of furniture. If you find something you can sell, sell it without regrets!
Things are no more important for them. I threw away lots of things when we left my mother's house and I kept all the photos, mostly for myself, because my mother does not look at them anymore.
Miz, I think, too, that when your mother was there you could not afford to be sick. This is a reaction to a period of very high stress... your husband will sure understand.
Rip glad to see you here from time to time!
Bobbie I hope that Georgia is coming soon to visit you after Miz and Hubby have left.
Kiss to everyone else
Sorry I've been missing lately. I've been trying to work through some of my issues with the a$$hole nephew. Everyone keeps telling me to forgive him and move on, so I've been trying. Then my sister calls to tell me I'm being immature and taking the "victim" role because I won't talk to him. Plain and simple, I can't control my nephews damaging outburts, but I can control staying away from him and protecting myself. I feel like I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. I feel like I'm the rope in a tug of war game with my family. I just don't understand why everyone is putting the responsibility on me when it was my nephew that had the inappropriate outburst of anger and kicked me out his house. I feel utterly confused and exhausted by their BS. Through it all mom is her usual self.
I haven't even read the posts for the last few days so I'm sorry I'm not up on everyone right now. I hope everyone is well and coping with all the caregiver demands. You all are the only ones that understand those day to day demands. My sister is clueless.
Have a good night all and take care of yourselves too.
Luv ya,
Diane
love,
miz
My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke
or when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who was that?
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
CAN YOU RELATE???
Please send this to everyone you know
because
I DON'T REMEMBER
WHO I SENTTHIS TO!
Pirate, your Mom may need a "doughnut" to sit on. It's a foam pillow or a blow up pillow with a hole in the center to relieve the pressure off of her tailbone. I've fell twice & cracked mine & the pillow is about all that they can do for it! Sat on one of the cotton pickin things for months! You can find them at most any pharmacy & they're not expensive, but will help make her more comfortable! If you get one let me know how it works out for her. A cracked or broken tailbone or coccyx is very painful & can take a long time to heal & can be a pain in the butt, no pun intended, until they do heal. Do a google search & see what your options are. Hope she'll feel better soon!
Miz, hope that you're feeling better! I agree that it might be PTSD! Your body's just letting go of all of the stress & wasn't prepared to fight this bug! Hubby's a big boy & can handle tomorrow's outing while you rest & recoup! Still wish you'd go to doc in a box! Some CVS drug stores have minute clinics! At least you could be on meds sooner! Listen to me...you know I'm right! : ) I started to call you today, but thought you might be resting. Wanted to catch up with you about the box. I'm so sorry that it missed you! Will talk to Bobbie to see what I need to do to get yours to you! I didn't know that you were leaving there that soon! Is Georgia, uh Illinois winning? Feel better soon! Love you too!
Linda, glad that Pa protected you when you fell! Glad that he's still eating good! How are you? Did you get your hair cut?
Rossella, I think it's funny that you change your city on FB! Keeps us guessing! Are you really Rossella? lol
Rip, good to read your post! I tried to get you on FB tonight...Sorry I missed you!
Bubba Ted, sounds like you've been working so hard...painted & everything?!?! That's hard work! Please take some time for you this weekend!
Jen, things will be ok with the new job! You'll find the right one & you'll enjoy getting to get out everyday! Freedom!!! Money...MORE FREEDOM!!!
ss, I think that you made the right choice about the Valentine's Day card! My grandmother always said that if you stir in the poop, you're gonna get some on you! This way, you're poop free, but they should get the message, if they're smart at all!
True...NO paperwork...rat's with lipstick really stink!!!
Diane, good for you!!! Write it & burn it as many times as you need to!!! Healing for you...no more control for him!!!
Christina, hope the rose club went well & no thorns! : )
Deef, thanks for the sweet email!
Everybody, thanks for all of your hugs, emails, & encouragement!!! Still feeling warped, but will eventually get better!!! Went back to the doc today for MORE bloodwork!!! Bunch of vampires!!! Told 'em to put me up a tent & put me on the payroll, I've been there so much here lately!!!
Hope EVERYBODY is having a peaceful night, free of black holes! Sweet Angels to all of those who need extra care tonight! One in particular & you know I'm here for you!!!
Please check in if we haven't heard from you in a while, just to let us know how you are!
Love & hugs,
peach
JUST READ IT!
FOOTPRINTS...A New Version
Imagine you and the Lord Jesus are walking down the road together For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along steadily, consistently, rarely varying the pace.
But your footprints are a disorganized stream of zigzags, starts, stops, turnarounds, circles, departures, and returns.
For much of the way, it seems to go like this, but gradually your footprints come more in line with the Lord's, soon paralleling, His consistently.
You and Jesus are walking as true friends!
This seems perfect, but then an interesting thing happens: Your footprints that once etched the sand next to Jesus' are now walking precisely in His steps.
Inside His larger footprints are your smaller ones, you and Jesus are becoming one.
This goes on for many miles, but gradually you notice another change. The footprints inside the large footprints seem to grow larger.
Eventually they disappear altogether. There is only one set of footprints. They have become one.
This goes on for a long time, but suddenly the second set of footprints is back. This time it seems even worse! Zigzags all over the place. Stops.. Starts. Gashes in the sand. A variable mess of prints.
You are amazed and shocked.
Your dream ends. Now you pray:
"Lord, I understand the first scene, with zigzags and fits. I was a new Christian; I was just learning. But You walked on through the storm and helped me learn to walk with You."
"That is correct."
"And when the smaller footprints were inside of Yours, I was actually learning to walk in Your steps, following You very closely."
"Very good. You have understood everything so far."
When the smaller footprints grew and filled in Yours, I suppose that I was becoming like You in every way."
"Precisely."
"So, Lord, was there a regression or something? The footprints separated, and this time it was worse than at first."
There is a pause as the Lord answers, with a smile in His voice.
"You didn't know? It was then that we danced!"
To everything there is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven: A time to weep, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, and a time to dance.
Ecclesiastes 3:1,4
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny isn't it? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!
Funny isn't it, when you go to forward this message, how many on your list are not receiving it because you're not sure they believe in anything?
Sad.
It's not WHAT you have in your life, but Who you have in your life that counts... Think about that.
I ASKED GOD
I asked for a flower,
He gave me a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He gave me a forest ..
I asked for a river,
He gave me an ocean.
I asked for a friend,
He gave me "YOU."
"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that life would be easy! Be who you are and say what you feel.... Because those that matter...... Don't mind....And those that mind....Don't Matter!!!"
Let's hope this happens to all of us!
98 and no enemies - human interest story.
All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man!
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."
Have a good day everyone!
Miz, I do hope you feel better soon. :) Nothing worse than being sick on vacation. So sorry. Hope your visit with Bobbie was wonderous...
-SS
love,
miz
I am so sorry for Angie... angels to you! and Pirate with mom and Jam with mil and Happy the Rossella's mom is better and that SS handled her bidness and Linda don't cut your hair if you don't wanna and SSK, I think it was, I've been called Boobie so many times I actually didn't see it which is par for the course for me. When I was younger, boobie was especially funny because I didn't have any.
And Ted! a good priest arrrarraharhar
congrats on being proactive. That and laughing is about the only stuff that works.
I am so happy for you and proud of you.
Still figure out a way to live some your life while it's all happening....
Make you healthier.
Rock on. Boat!
Christina! how goes it?
Miz!!!!! miss you and wish you had been able to stay longer. glad you went out and hope you had a little fun! like SS says, sick on vacation... ugh.
SS, visit with me never wonderous, unless you're wondering how the hay does this woman get through life.....lol
with me you keep your expectations low and then you're not disappointed! I'm still grieving too. not lol
Peach!!! so glad you are feeling better!! on the mend!
There's a big box here! and I haven't opened it. don't know if Peach is up yet and I wanted to wait until I got a go ahead and christina is around and and and Miz is near... I know that there's stuff in there for Miz and I will get it to her house!
You guys are amazing!
love you guys,
love to everyone who's name I didn't say but you know you're all right here in my heart.
ok... more boat stuff to do. Always more boat stuff to do!
lovbob
sis just left to go boyfriend s for the weekend a,d pa is sleeping happy camper and im doing laundry ,
done got a hair cut yesterday , feels healthier now and those hair that got cut off is a dye from years ago , now my hair is dark brown and lots of gray in it wooooo , makinme feel like dancin !
cut em lit below shoulder leangh was goin to be above the shoulder and i yelp said nana litt lower pls , she laugh . its in layers too . feather em back ahhh . hubby woke up at 1 am and saw myhair and said oh my linda is back :-) he loved my hair style many many years ago , lol
hurry up peachie ! i wanna bobbie to open her box ....
now i ll go read the rest 22 commets i missed , xoxo
neighbor i never met stop and said he notice theres a coon out in the field goin around around in circles , distemper i said , he wanted toknow if its ok that he go home and get his shotgun and shoot it before it spreads like wildfire then the whole neighbor full ofcats and dogs be gettin it . ohh yes plz i said . then askme if i had a white cat with a pink collar i said no he said few mos ago he stepout on back porch and saw thatcat , was hissin at him so he shot it , said the eyes were matted and knew it has distemper . aww glad its not my cat i told him .
i shook his hand cuz he just came back from shit im tryin to spell it , starts with an A . fought war ,
wow finaly met him , he lived there prob 4 yrs now . they keep it to themself . no contact with any of us ,
we have prob 4 neighbors near here that likes bonfire and parties . every weekend one ofthe neighbor s come and hangout in the barn and jammin music and slurp beer .
ohhh im so ready for summer ! :-)
wheres peachie ! hurry up ! i want bobbie to open the box . hey bobbie go ahead open it we wont tell . :-) heeheeee hawwwwwww xoxoxo
bobbie, you must be excited to open the box, and we are excited too. like a treasure box.
where's Christina? haven't heard from her lately.
christina - ssk is mssingyou and so do we , hope ur day is good , did u ever get a bracelet ? copper with magnet ? better order one soon . i have mine and i love it ! has 5 small dimond on em , golly icant spell anything right today !
just like cuz said why i walk into a room and wonder why i did that ? forgotten but not forgettin ? something like that . no laughin matters here but to me im bangin on my head , oh yes where is headbangers at today ? hope shes good ....
PEACHIE !!!
Miz - Take RICOLLA...that's the only thing that will get rid of my sore throat.
I was trying to call my mom this morning..and the phone was busy..and I thought oh gosh do I have to come over there to see what she has done to get the phone off the hook and imagining her all twisted up with covers on the floor...yeah she is capable of that stuff...well I tried several times...and then on the fourth time my phone rang..and it was her...I was surprised she was able to dial the phone still, since she can hardly see..or so she says...you can never believe what she says. OH I thought this morning I am so tired of this decling crap hell...which it was over...it really drags you down if you let it...I see how she even affects the caregiver..my mom has always been a depressing soul..really...so was my dad..reall downers...sometimes I can be that way too...but I think that is my pessimist Virgo coming out...cause I can be humourous and fun loving as well...plus love fairytale stuff still....geesh you should see all the gnomes and mushrooms and concrete animals my mom's yard has now....it's like the new movie...Gnomeo and Juliet..which opens today....wish I could go see it...looks like my yard..including my mom's old pink flamingo's which I used to hate..but adore now....used to hate gnomes...but love them to death now..must be my germanic heritage leaking out...lol....Gut Bratwurst to all!...LOL
We don't have ricolla here, we have ricotta. It is very good, but useless for the throat.
My mother remembers the telephone number of her sister who died 3 years ago. On the other hand, today she wanted to eat her lipstick. This was not very beautiful for me to see.
I don't find a lot of joy in my life lately. I talked with my favourite cousin whose mother has Alzheimer, too, and at the end of the telephone call we were both quite depressed.
Sure a thing like this does not pass like wind in your life. It passes like a stone which weighs on your heart.
Night nice ladies and Ted
I could not believe that my mom managed to dial my number this morning....thought she was done dialing for sure!
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVESARY BOBBIE ON YOUR BLOG MESSAGE HERE!
well we gonna miss u sunday :-( .
hey didnt realize today is one year anniversary ! woo hoo bobbie , margaritta time for u .