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hey everybody been busy with new sit on ???? job and mom dr apt got to get up at 6am to head to dr apt and then fly back her for mandatory meeting of the interneet minds a 4 hour turnaround on the fly i am gona be wiped out then get breakfast lunch and make some cals on compter to may be make some more money i made about 100 calls and 5 transfers today just up dating yall moma went to orthopedic today and he did not give he any good news and we already knew it but i hope she is okay she hasnt said or don any thing weird yet but i know it is coming HE SAID AND SHE TOLD ME HE CONFIRMED THAT SHE WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN she was talking to my daughter the other day and she admited it to herself but i know that that was not the end of that and this reall isnt new but it still bugs her yes i understand even though she thinks i dont she tries to hide it not real sure what i can say other than let her know i love her and i am here for her and we are gona get her her new wheel chair soon as they can get it ordered saying my prayerss and tommorrow dont knwo we will see aic out to be good numbers been great sleep been good stress level ok weight well hopefully better but less movement not sure almost 300 lbs from 200 a year ago
Kuli, i so sympathize with the pee issues..... My dad finally had the suprapubic one placed in... In the begining it was a god send, but still needed to be changed almost every week, he would a certain way... and OMG THE SMELL OF PEE..... SOMETIMES IT ACTUALLY SMELT LIKE A BOTTLE OF AMMONIA WAS OPEND AND LEFT IN THE ROOM.... I HEAR YA ....At the end he did not even know that it was leaking out, until i would walk in the room and say OMG.... IT STINKS IN HERE.... then he would smile... and say "oh really"..... I am to am so thankful for my 21 yr old daughter..... my god send for sure..... angie
For all of you with the ass issues, I, on the other hand, have the piss issues here. Don't know what's going on with the catheter but he has had nothing but issues with it leaking for the past week. Everything here smells like urine and if you don't know how aromatic that can get, just come visit some time. OMG. And he will sit there soaking wet without thinking twice about it. Of course, in years past, he would have been mortified at the mere thought. Changed the catheter AGAIN tonite, hopefully that will take care of the problem. Daughter is coming for dinner tomorrow - YAY! A normal person to talk to and one that totally understands what I go through day after day, besides all of you of course. She is so way beyond her aunt and uncle in terms of maturity at her mere 24 years of age. I am so blessed to have her as my daughter. I sure must have done something right to deserve having her in my life. Anyway, whether it's poop or pee, nasty or nice, here or in the afterlife, we all have the same struggles. I count ALL of you as blessings in my life. And Peach and Cuz, the jokes have been so, so funny. Thanks for sharing them. Love and hugs to all, Kuli
I came home and read all the posts since this morning: a sweet collection of memories, jokes, and toilet paper. Hysterical! headbanger--o m g. You definitely are a rocker. i do not snap at my Mother, but say many nasty things in the next room, similar to what I do driving down the road and I cannot believe what some people do. when she badmouths my husband, I want to lose control. But I don't. I do that here. right? Well, back later before nighty-night. I think I told you nighty-night has changed into Poltergeist II at my house? Bring on the Seroquel. Have a good evening, and I'll get to hugs later:) christina xoxo Thank you for all the ideas and input on meds, for your aligning with me--I thought most people had sweet Moms, but now that I think about it...I do remember a couple of real cases of friend's Mothers when I was in jr high and high school. I think I remember being thankful and counting my blessings my Mother was just the way she was.
I am a sweet mom, but better ask my kids. I can see my son rolling his eyes now.
Wow, how many nice posts! Georgia your jokes rock! The one about the nuns and the one about the porch I liked in particular. Very nice photo by the way! Christina I think I understand what you mean when you talk about the maze. Have you ever read "One" by Richard Bach? It's an old book, of 20 years ago maybe, but that is the one for you! It gives you a good and reassuring answer to all the doubts that you have. Everyone has doubts. I know you love Mother Theresa. I read a book made by her letters, "Come be my light". If Mother Theresa had doubts and sometimes felt that God was far from her, and though she continued to do what she was doing, well you can accept your doubts too! Jam, dear, I am so glad you take a vacation! Headbanger, you made me laugh a lot. My mother is your grandmother's twin as far as "paper" is concerned. She cleans herself in the bathroom with a 2 inch piece of paper, but she keeps tons of paper in her bag which is going to explode sooner or later. I am lucky, I must say, because she does not make too much mess when she eats (let's say she makes a reasonable mess). And it made me smile the fact that you never know who is dead and who is alive. For me it's the same, so before talking to her I try to understand, that day, if she still has her parents, or if her parents are dead but she still has all her siblings... Very complicated! BTW what does "headbanger" mean? That you bang your head against the walls? I am Italian sometimes I have some doubts! Diane, I snap with my mother too. Tonight, she slapped on the face our cat Cocaine because Cocaine wants to sleep with her and she does not want to. I explained to her that she must not slap the cat on her face, and Cocaine wants to stay with her because she loves her, but it's no use. She hates the cat 90% of the times (but sometimes she says "This is my cat") and Cocaine without any reason continues to love her! (they are sleeping together, now) Linda I hope your papa is going better! Angie, Miz, you are two very strong ladies in dealing with a very painful period. Miz, I loved the story of your father who turned himself to the police!
About 8 yrs ago just before dad was diagnosed with the parkinsons, i could write a book about the stories of him losing his mind... they are funny, werent so at the time. He once tried to turn himself in to the police by walking to the pd and telling them he was terroist and that i was an evil witch. when they chuckled he then told them he was a drunk and wanted to go in the tank to get away from mom and i. Prior to that he sat in his comfy chair with his blueblocker sunglasses and 3 hoodies and would not talk for 3 days, then we called the ambulance, he was a hot mess...... for sure.... thankfully we found the neurologist that discovered the parkinson's along with some mild dementia from the multiple old tia's he had been experiencing... Right up to his passing, i would sit with him and reminance about the things he did and every so often i would get a smile....... Just thought i would share one of papa's stories....
angie, you will have those times. Even closing out Mom's bank accounts was painful. I still haven't turned off her bathroom night light. If something is too soon, put it off if you can. Be kind to yourself.
angie, i so understand. It's those ones that love you no matter what that are the hardest to lose. I was really missing my mom driving home from work. Like I've said before, she was my biggest fan and she loved me all the time. Except the very few times she did not know me and only a couple of those times she was not so sweet. Still almost can't believe she's gone. I know it's better for her but it sucks. I understand, Sweet One.
headbanger, try the wet wipes like they use for babies. One of those go a pretty long way. They are kind of expensive but well worth it. Mom kept napkins and kleenex too. Maybe it's a waste not want not thing from living through the depression. She used to comment on how expensive the pull ups were but she didn't really know.
christina, thank you for the sweet comments. I wonder if Mom had lived longer and her disease had progressed would she have gotten not so sweet or even mean. We shall never know. She was not a nasty person when I was growing up. Just made some mistakes as all parents do and was not perfect but who is besides the good Lord. She had it pretty rough as a kid. She did well for what she lived through. I know I was over protected. She used to blame my depression on heredity. She felt bad about that. Anyways, I'm rambling. I loved my mom so much and when you lose someone that you love so much it hurts like crazy.
Okay, gonna get some supper. What shall it be tonight? Lentil or vegetable soup from a can or Lean Cuisine in the microwave? Damn I'm tired. We're supposed to get up to 6 inches of snow through tomorrow. It would be okay but I gots to work. And, I still feel like I'm getting a cold. Bobbie, what's the temp in JAX now?? Love yous.
LOL- i really need a good smile and laugh today rosella..... Just a down day, the med supply co came and took the oxygen and all the bedding.... made me very sad...... i just miss my papa.....
The snowstorm is heading east ladies....better take cover! It is moving so slowly that it looks like it is sitting still over the whole state of Missouri........Shoveled a path for the dogs about an hour ago.....gone already. Ham and beans on for supper, cornbread done, rum and coke in hand. Oh, yeah I get to go wipe an ass and pull TP out of the back of the col undies.......Hugz!
headbanger welcome !!! we love you already and u are one of us ! went to walmart suckin store . 140 dollars plz . uhh ok . put it on the card plz . i truely hate that store . they rob me everytime . yep snow s a comin , was sleeting while ago . one station says 3 to 5 inches other station says 3 to 7 , ohhh im hoping for 7 ! plz lord i wanna 7 inches ! dad s chest is still rattling bad . put vick staff on the wood stove melted and whole house opens up ur sinus , vick staff on his chest almost 2 weeks now . nyquil at night , muxinex durin the day , shot in the ass last friday , mmm suppose go to dr this friday for follow up and another xray , but geeze its suppose be high 13 friday ! not sure if i want to drag him out in it . wait n see . prayers plz ... now my minds blank . need catch up readin , later ladies .. xoxo
Like you said, they seem like small trivia things, but when you deal with them every day, multiple times a day your nerves wear thin, Right now I am watching mom eat dinner. This is a lesson in patience evry night, but tonight is a true trial. Maybe because I am sick and feel like $h.t, but here she is trying to use each hand to do something different. She is insisting on eating fish sticks with a fork and dropping everything down the front of her. She won't eat at the table but insists on eating in her recliner. Pray for me to get patience because I am in short supply tonight. I love my mom dearly, but when I feel like crap I just don't have the patience for her "difficult" way of doing everything. So here is my vent for the night.
I hope all my fellow caregivers are having a better day, Deef, Peach, Miz, Austin, Bobbie, Headbanger, sskape, linda, true colors and anyone else I forgot.
This morning when they hauled out the boat and she was in the slings, some guy called her a 'fat girl'. Now that I think of it, I think he was referring to the boat but I can't be sure. Anyhoo, this is one comfortable boat and I think that's the issue. Built for comfort and not for speed..... I know I am.
Headbanger!!
you got to wipe that ass, you got to wipe that ass, you got to make it shine while you hear the whine...... you choke back the bile and you try to smile and you wiiiiiiipe that ass..... Let's hear it in Boston and you wiiiiipe that ass...... I don't mean halfway, and you wiiiiipe that ass..... All th'way in Cali, and you wipe that aaaassssss... and you wiiiiiiipe that aaaaassssssss..............................!
Sound off all you ass wipers out there. It's time to unite.
I FINALLY figured out a photo program on my computer that I've been working on for a while & I stayed up WAY too late last night playing with it! Bobbie, I was still up when you posted this morning! lol I was like a kid with a new toy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GIRL'S ONLY, please...
Bobbie, thanks for caring & asking how I am! I'm feeling about the same...If I were a car, the mechanic would say I'm about a quart low, but nothing that a can of STP (Stop The Period...ewww sorry) wouldn't fix! Just had the "under the hood" checked out not long ago, as well as the "running gear" & no "check engine" lights came up on the diagnostic test, & the "headlights" were clear (ewww, sorry again) , so I'm not real concerned! I've got a lot of good miles left in me! At this stage, though there are a few issues to deal with...The chassis does have quiet a few bumps & dings (cellulite), the headliner needs to be re-dyed (the gray roots are showing again), the "grill" needs to be polished (time to go to the dentist), the "kicks" need to be balanced (need a manicure & pedicure)...don't need 'em rotated (I like my arms & legs where they are), and there's definately TOO much "junk in the trunk" (self-explanitory!), but hubby says I'm a "classic" & he wouldn't trade me for a new model, even if they threw in a Bose stereo system (I can't sing)! I just need a "tune-up"! I have a doctor appt. this coming Monday. YEAH!
Headbanger! Funny!! Painful but funny!! they LOVE stashing TP/tissues. Mom had tissues stashed everywhere! and of course you know she ain't gonna do on her own in the 'office'. You have to handle the paperwork! You vent over here whenever you want and say whatever you want so you can let the steam off. Necessary to live. I did think that she was there with Susan Boyle tho..........
I'll be able to see the my cousin vinny train real well from here! Yesterday the Barnum and Bailey circus train went by on their way North. summer home Sarasota! It was exciting just to see the train go by. Remember that Great circus movie with Charlton Heston? I think it was called Greatest Show on Earth but.. need to look it up on ImDb.com Internet Movie DataBase. Love ya Jam and am very happy you're going to be able to get out for a minute! lovbob
Headbanger's top 10 things that need steam release today:
1) Pursed lip breathing: OMG if this isn't a reason to stick a ball gag in someone's mouth I don't know what is. I am having trouble living along side someone who just can't seem to be quiet any time of day. Hiss, hiss, hiss, or shew, shew, shew...all the time. Toss in a few moans to break it up sometimes and I can get a backbeat for the Village People.
2) Eating noises: Along with the above sounds, we add slurp, slurp, slurp and open mouth chumming to the crescendo of noise that seems to be involuntary. I have since added music to my day to help drown out the sounds of 1 & 2.
3) Get me out of bed, I'm so tired: Really? No one should use those words together in one sentence when they can’t get around by themselves. I love to get her up to greet the day dressed like a prom queen to hear she can't wait to get into the chair and nap. All this while I remain in my robe and bunny slippers because I'm afraid to take a shower when she might need me. She also starts her calling suddenly and repeats herself every 5-10 seconds like she's been ignored for hours. I'm always in a great mood when she starts that "sheep bleeting".
4) How do I wipe thee? Let me count the ways: She needs a team mate for bathroom duty. At the very least she needs a full time coach to get through what happens after we go potty. Hurray! She remembers what comes out down there…but hasn’t the slightest clue what happens during clean up.
5) I'm playing along with all her stories: So as not to upset the apple cart of her fragile state, no one remarks to her that the way she remembers things is not historically accurate. Ok so I can tell all of you: She really wasn't in the audience when Susan Boyle came out on stage to sing in front of Simon and it really WASN'T her boyfriend who was booing the loudest from the top of the stands. She really doesn't have to cut his head off cause she wasn't there, Susan wasn't there, and your boyfriend WASN'T THERE!
6) She sees dead people: Where the hell was she when this movie was made? We could have cashed in on a really good thing. Her mother has been dead for over 35 years yet she sees her and speaks to her nearly every night. Depending on the day, her father and sisters also may still be alive. We never know who is alive or dead in any given conversation so it is best not to comment, just let her do the talking ok?
7) She picks food off her bib and eats it: She drops a lot of food now either right from her fork or from her mouth. She won't miss a calorie though because she picks stuff off her bib and eats it. We have to keep everything washed and lint free....because she's been known to nibble lint. Ewwww.
8) Monsters under the bed: Well not really monsters, but we're getting woken up, or she doesn't want to go to sleep because there are "Men on the steps" or "Men trying to get into her room". Maybe these are some of the folks from #6 in which case I want to do some serious ghost hunting in her room.
9) Paper hoarding: Her nose runs continuously so she stuffs her pockets with tissue, napkins and toilet paper. This is gross because she will use the tissue and not toss it when she uses it. In the bathroom her hands can be poopy but she still will fold the squares she didn't use and put into her pockets. Awesome, poopy squares to wipe a future nose drip, but she'll fight you if you want to try and take her paper. Go ahead....make her day. I'm sure she'd cut me over that.
10) She will only use one square for the most important job she has: She can use more than one to wipe that nose, but she'll use 1 square of paper and NO MORE to wipe that bottom. She can practice toilet paper origami, folding it over till it is 1cm by 1cm. I've tried offering her more but no...she has a "reason" for doing things her way and the explanation is incredibly long and never really makes any sense at all.
I know the things on the list are trivial. I know that she sees the dead people because they are comforting to her. I know she wants us to think that her life mattered so she tells grand stories that just aren't true. She also tells these stories so she can attempt to "fix" the things in her life that just weren't quite right so she can have peace.
I'm not sure why she feels like saving every scrap of tissue is a great idea or why she wants to fight when we empty her pockets, and I totally wish she could handle her own "duty" in the bathroom.
Thanks for letting me vent. Gran would be shocked that she did half of these behaviors so I won't tell her...sharing with you helped me get through another day at "the office".
Later folks! Shew-shew-shew is trying to signal me for another bathroom run.
The col was on her very best behavior this morning meeting the woman who will take care of her when we manage to get away for a few days. She dealt me loads of hogwash before then......oh well. Waiting for the snow.....supposed to get up to 8 inches by tomorrow. Ready for Spring. Sounds like everyone is having a great day....will check back later...... how's the view bobbie?
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?" The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks, mister," says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy," says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
Christina I know what you mean about your Mom my mother always had a temper and would say whatever she wanted and did not care who she hurt and even thought she is 92 she still makes me feel like a bad 4 yr. old. My sister and I finally talked about how her nastiness affected the four of us last summer I think that is why she upsets me so much it is like double pain from long ago and present. When we talk on the phone she is nice to me but in person forget it-and she is too old to change at this point but my sister and I are very good with our children and our brothers are not with their children. The best I can do when I am with her is too ignor her firey darts and not say anything back to her-but it still hurts a lot.
A not so bright guy, wanting to earn some money, decided to try to find some handyman-type work and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The guy said "How about 50 dollars?"
The homeowner agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The homeowner's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The homeowner replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the guy came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes," the guy answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the homeowner reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the guy added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We never saw Lucy use Desi's What is it? . . . . . . . . a last name....... Were you thinking of something else?
One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."
The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."
She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."
"You're right sir, I think I will report him."
The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."
An elderly retired gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear better than he had ever heard before.
One month later, the elderly man went back again to the doctor. The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
The Barbara B is hauled and up on jacks! AND we need a new propeller. Remember Captain Phil on Deadliest Catch watching the yard guys work on his boat?
I'm on the boat and they have finished up the jacking and are moving the 70 ton travel lift away. the boat is just a little higher on the port side so as I sit here and type, my left cheek is just a little higher than my right cheek. I'm going to grow one leg longer than the other.
Hull looks good, except for a few spots and they have all assured me that the hull looks REAL good. Nice view from up here. they have me all set up with a bucket for nighttime whizzing and the key to the entire operation for full on plumbing.
I had to put the Cat in my cabin for the haul out and I wasn't allowed back on the boat until she was secure on the jacks.
the lady who owns the yard is the third generation of yacht builders and a real hoot. She has loaned me a book about the whole history of the yard and it is very interesting. These folks built PT boats for WWII. Very respected yard. Hope I get out of here solvent.
GP!! how you feeling? Rossella!! very very funny. very funny. not only that, but it was funny.
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been busy with new sit on ???? job and mom dr apt got to get up at 6am to head to dr apt and then fly back her for mandatory meeting of the interneet minds a 4 hour turnaround on the fly i am gona be wiped out
then get breakfast lunch and make some cals on compter to may be make some more money
i made about 100 calls and 5 transfers today
just up dating yall
moma went to orthopedic today and he did not give he any good news and we already knew it but i hope she is okay she hasnt said or don any thing weird yet but i know it is coming
HE SAID AND SHE TOLD ME
HE CONFIRMED THAT
SHE WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN
she was talking to my daughter the other day and she admited it to herself but i know that that was not the end of that and this reall isnt new but it still bugs her
yes i understand
even though she thinks i dont
she tries to hide it
not real sure what i can say other than let her know i love her and i am here for her and we are gona get her her new wheel chair soon as they can get it ordered
saying my prayerss and tommorrow dont knwo
we will see aic out to be good
numbers been great
sleep been good
stress level ok
weight well hopefully better but less movement not sure almost 300 lbs from 200 a year ago
Well, back later before nighty-night. I think I told you nighty-night has changed into Poltergeist II at my house? Bring on the Seroquel. Have a good evening, and I'll get to hugs later:) christina xoxo
Thank you for all the ideas and input on meds, for your aligning with me--I thought most people had sweet Moms, but now that I think about it...I do remember a couple of real cases of friend's Mothers when I was in jr high and high school. I think I remember being thankful and counting my blessings my Mother was just the way she was.
I am a sweet mom, but better ask my kids. I can see my son rolling his eyes now.
Georgia your jokes rock! The one about the nuns and the one about the porch I liked in particular. Very nice photo by the way!
Christina I think I understand what you mean when you talk about the maze. Have you ever read "One" by Richard Bach? It's an old book, of 20 years ago maybe, but that is the one for you! It gives you a good and reassuring answer to all the doubts that you have. Everyone has doubts. I know you love Mother Theresa. I read a book made by her letters, "Come be my light". If Mother Theresa had doubts and sometimes felt that God was far from her, and though she continued to do what she was doing, well you can accept your doubts too!
Jam, dear, I am so glad you take a vacation!
Headbanger, you made me laugh a lot. My mother is your grandmother's twin as far as "paper" is concerned. She cleans herself in the bathroom with a 2 inch piece of paper, but she keeps tons of paper in her bag which is going to explode sooner or later. I am lucky, I must say, because she does not make too much mess when she eats (let's say she makes a reasonable mess). And it made me smile the fact that you never know who is dead and who is alive. For me it's the same, so before talking to her I try to understand, that day, if she still has her parents, or if her parents are dead but she still has all her siblings... Very complicated! BTW what does "headbanger" mean? That you bang your head against the walls? I am Italian sometimes I have some doubts!
Diane, I snap with my mother too. Tonight, she slapped on the face our cat Cocaine because Cocaine wants to sleep with her and she does not want to. I explained to her that she must not slap the cat on her face, and Cocaine wants to stay with her because she loves her, but it's no use. She hates the cat 90% of the times (but sometimes she says "This is my cat") and Cocaine without any reason continues to love her! (they are sleeping together, now)
Linda I hope your papa is going better!
Angie, Miz, you are two very strong ladies in dealing with a very painful period. Miz, I loved the story of your father who turned himself to the police!
love,
miz
headbanger, try the wet wipes like they use for babies. One of those go a pretty long way. They are kind of expensive but well worth it. Mom kept napkins and kleenex too. Maybe it's a waste not want not thing from living through the depression. She used to comment on how expensive the pull ups were but she didn't really know.
christina, thank you for the sweet comments. I wonder if Mom had lived longer and her disease had progressed would she have gotten not so sweet or even mean. We shall never know. She was not a nasty person when I was growing up. Just made some mistakes as all parents do and was not perfect but who is besides the good Lord. She had it pretty rough as a kid. She did well for what she lived through. I know I was over protected. She used to blame my depression on heredity. She felt bad about that. Anyways, I'm rambling. I loved my mom so much and when you lose someone that you love so much it hurts like crazy.
Okay, gonna get some supper. What shall it be tonight? Lentil or vegetable soup from a can or Lean Cuisine in the microwave? Damn I'm tired. We're supposed to get up to 6 inches of snow through tomorrow. It would be okay but I gots to work. And, I still feel like I'm getting a cold. Bobbie, what's the temp in JAX now?? Love yous.
miz
went to walmart suckin store . 140 dollars plz . uhh ok . put it on the card plz . i truely hate that store . they rob me everytime .
yep snow s a comin , was sleeting while ago . one station says 3 to 5 inches other station says 3 to 7 , ohhh im hoping for 7 ! plz lord i wanna 7 inches !
dad s chest is still rattling bad . put vick staff on the wood stove melted and whole house opens up ur sinus , vick staff on his chest almost 2 weeks now . nyquil at night , muxinex durin the day , shot in the ass last friday , mmm suppose go to dr this friday for follow up and another xray , but geeze its suppose be high 13 friday ! not sure if i want to drag him out in it . wait n see . prayers plz ...
now my minds blank . need catch up readin , later ladies .. xoxo
Like you said, they seem like small trivia things, but when you deal with them every day, multiple times a day your nerves wear thin, Right now I am watching mom eat dinner. This is a lesson in patience evry night, but tonight is a true trial. Maybe because I am sick and feel like $h.t, but here she is trying to use each hand to do something different. She is insisting on eating fish sticks with a fork and dropping everything down the front of her. She won't eat at the table but insists on eating in her recliner. Pray for me to get patience because I am in short supply tonight. I love my mom dearly, but when I feel like crap I just don't have the patience for her "difficult" way of doing everything. So here is my vent for the night.
I hope all my fellow caregivers are having a better day, Deef, Peach, Miz, Austin, Bobbie, Headbanger, sskape, linda, true colors and anyone else I forgot.
Luv ya,
Diane
This morning when they hauled out the boat and she was in the slings, some guy called her a 'fat girl'.
Now that I think of it, I think he was referring to the boat but I can't be sure.
Anyhoo, this is one comfortable boat and I think that's the issue.
Built for comfort and not for speed.....
I know I am.
Headbanger!!
you got to wipe that ass, you got to wipe that ass,
you got to make it shine while you hear the whine......
you choke back the bile and you try to smile
and you wiiiiiiipe that ass.....
Let's hear it in Boston
and you wiiiiipe that ass......
I don't mean halfway,
and you wiiiiipe that ass.....
All th'way in Cali,
and you wipe that aaaassssss...
and you wiiiiiiipe that aaaaassssssss..............................!
Sound off all you ass wipers out there.
It's time to unite.
lovbob
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GIRL'S ONLY, please...
Bobbie, thanks for caring & asking how I am! I'm feeling about the same...If I were a car, the mechanic would say I'm about a quart low, but nothing that a can of STP (Stop The Period...ewww sorry) wouldn't fix! Just had the "under the hood" checked out not long ago, as well as the "running gear" & no "check engine" lights came up on the diagnostic test, & the "headlights" were clear (ewww, sorry again) , so I'm not real concerned! I've got a lot of good miles left in me! At this stage, though there are a few issues to deal with...The chassis does have quiet a few bumps & dings (cellulite), the headliner needs to be re-dyed (the gray roots are showing again), the "grill" needs to be polished (time to go to the dentist), the "kicks" need to be balanced (need a manicure & pedicure)...don't need 'em rotated (I like my arms & legs where they are), and there's definately TOO much "junk in the trunk" (self-explanitory!), but hubby says I'm a "classic" & he wouldn't trade me for a new model, even if they threw in a Bose stereo system (I can't sing)! I just need a "tune-up"! I have a doctor appt. this coming Monday. YEAH!
Love & hugs,
peach
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to "work" I go....
Painful but funny!!
they LOVE stashing TP/tissues. Mom had tissues stashed everywhere!
and of course you know she ain't gonna do on her own in the 'office'. You have to handle the paperwork!
You vent over here whenever you want and say whatever you want so you can let the steam off. Necessary to live.
I did think that she was there with Susan Boyle tho..........
lovbob
Yesterday the Barnum and Bailey circus train went by on their way North. summer home Sarasota!
It was exciting just to see the train go by.
Remember that Great circus movie with Charlton Heston?
I think it was called Greatest Show on Earth but.. need to look it up on ImDb.com Internet Movie DataBase.
Love ya Jam and am very happy you're going to be able to get out for a minute!
lovbob
1) Pursed lip breathing: OMG if this isn't a reason to stick a ball gag in someone's mouth I don't know what is. I am having trouble living along side someone who just can't seem to be quiet any time of day. Hiss, hiss, hiss, or shew, shew, shew...all the time. Toss in a few moans to break it up sometimes and I can get a backbeat for the Village People.
2) Eating noises: Along with the above sounds, we add slurp, slurp, slurp and open mouth chumming to the crescendo of noise that seems to be involuntary. I have since added music to my day to help drown out the sounds of 1 & 2.
3) Get me out of bed, I'm so tired: Really? No one should use those words together in one sentence when they can’t get around by themselves. I love to get her up to greet the day dressed like a prom queen to hear she can't wait to get into the chair and nap. All this while I remain in my robe and bunny slippers because I'm afraid to take a shower when she might need me. She also starts her calling suddenly and repeats herself every 5-10 seconds like she's been ignored for hours. I'm always in a great mood when she starts that "sheep bleeting".
4) How do I wipe thee? Let me count the ways: She needs a team mate for bathroom duty. At the very least she needs a full time coach to get through what happens after we go potty. Hurray! She remembers what comes out down there…but hasn’t the slightest clue what happens during clean up.
5) I'm playing along with all her stories: So as not to upset the apple cart of her fragile state, no one remarks to her that the way she remembers things is not historically accurate. Ok so I can tell all of you: She really wasn't in the audience when Susan Boyle came out on stage to sing in front of Simon and it really WASN'T her boyfriend who was booing the loudest from the top of the stands. She really doesn't have to cut his head off cause she wasn't there, Susan wasn't there, and your boyfriend WASN'T THERE!
6) She sees dead people: Where the hell was she when this movie was made? We could have cashed in on a really good thing. Her mother has been dead for over 35 years yet she sees her and speaks to her nearly every night. Depending on the day, her father and sisters also may still be alive. We never know who is alive or dead in any given conversation so it is best not to comment, just let her do the talking ok?
7) She picks food off her bib and eats it: She drops a lot of food now either right from her fork or from her mouth. She won't miss a calorie though because she picks stuff off her bib and eats it. We have to keep everything washed and lint free....because she's been known to nibble lint. Ewwww.
8) Monsters under the bed: Well not really monsters, but we're getting woken up, or she doesn't want to go to sleep because there are "Men on the steps" or "Men trying to get into her room". Maybe these are some of the folks from #6 in which case I want to do some serious ghost hunting in her room.
9) Paper hoarding: Her nose runs continuously so she stuffs her pockets with tissue, napkins and toilet paper. This is gross because she will use the tissue and not toss it when she uses it. In the bathroom her hands can be poopy but she still will fold the squares she didn't use and put into her pockets. Awesome, poopy squares to wipe a future nose drip, but she'll fight you if you want to try and take her paper. Go ahead....make her day. I'm sure she'd cut me over that.
10) She will only use one square for the most important job she has: She can use more than one to wipe that nose, but she'll use 1 square of paper and NO MORE to wipe that bottom. She can practice toilet paper origami, folding it over till it is 1cm by 1cm. I've tried offering her more but no...she has a "reason" for doing things her way and the explanation is incredibly long and never really makes any sense at all.
I know the things on the list are trivial. I know that she sees the dead people because they are comforting to her. I know she wants us to think that her life mattered so she tells grand stories that just aren't true. She also tells these stories so she can attempt to "fix" the things in her life that just weren't quite right so she can have peace.
I'm not sure why she feels like saving every scrap of tissue is a great idea or why she wants to fight when we empty her pockets, and I totally wish she could handle her own "duty" in the bathroom.
Thanks for letting me vent. Gran would be shocked that she did half of these behaviors so I won't tell her...sharing with you helped me get through another day at "the office".
Later folks! Shew-shew-shew is trying to signal me for another bathroom run.
how's the view bobbie?
Maxine!! Good to see from you!
lovbob
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks, mister," says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy," says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
The homeowner agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The homeowner's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The homeowner replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the guy came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes," the guy answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the homeowner reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the guy added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The Pope has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
What is it?
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a last name....... Were you thinking of something else?
The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."
She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."
"You're right sir, I think I will report him."
The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear better than he had ever heard before.
One month later, the elderly man went back again to the doctor. The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
The Barbara B is hauled and up on jacks!
AND we need a new propeller.
Remember Captain Phil on Deadliest Catch watching the yard guys work on his boat?
I'm on the boat and they have finished up the jacking and are moving the 70 ton travel lift away. the boat is just a little higher on the port side so as I sit here and type, my left cheek is just a little higher than my right cheek.
I'm going to grow one leg longer than the other.
Hull looks good, except for a few spots and they have all assured me that the hull looks REAL good.
Nice view from up here.
they have me all set up with a bucket for nighttime whizzing and the key to the entire operation for full on plumbing.
I had to put the Cat in my cabin for the haul out and I wasn't allowed back on the boat until she was secure on the jacks.
the lady who owns the yard is the third generation of yacht builders and a real hoot. She has loaned me a book about the whole history of the yard and it is very interesting.
These folks built PT boats for WWII. Very respected yard.
Hope I get out of here solvent.
GP!! how you feeling?
Rossella!! very very funny. very funny.
not only that, but it was funny.
more later,
lovbob
"My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup."
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee."
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
"My blood pressure pills make my dizzy."
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."
"Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive."