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I don't think you ever really get used to it, Book. Every species has worked out a way to manage infants' toileting, but I think we must be the only species that has to deal with incontinence that results from frailty and disability - it's not an instinctive thing to do.

Interestingly, though, out of our small collection of professional caregivers it surprised me that they were fine dealing with the bottom end but went to pieces when it came to vomit - they weren't being precious, you could see it made their head swim.
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Well I am finally getting my feet back under me since dad passed, and so is Mom. My Aunt is here visiting for a week, and these two ladies are a riot! They are in their 80s. I went away for a 3 day break with a friend (yeah me!!) but we met them and hubs and daugher at the casino for a day.. had a great time. Today I took them all to a local Amish market, and they had a great time. Then I baked 8 loaves of zuchinni bread and prepped a huge pan of stuffed peppers for hubs to make tomorrow night. ( I work the next 3 days). Hubs is fine with the ladies, and I can start to think things really do get better.. May it last
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CM, you are right! I am a respiratory therapist, and I can deal with suctioning and spit and "yick" but not poop and vomit.. Oh god the vomit!!! I am a joiner! Even if the cat yacks I am out of there! I say God lets us know what we can deal with...
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Book I agree with the others on local food. Here in the state's we have farmers markets. You can buy all sorts of fresh fruit, vegetable, cheese, bread and meat. Living in a cold climate we only have them 5 months a year. But I have a large veg garden which is my main source of produce.
Our version of Rice Krispie bars is margarine, marshmallows and Rice Krispie cereal. some add peanut butter or melt chocolate chips for the top.
It is quite the challenge to eat healthy with only a microwave and a hot plate.
You need to let us know what you can and cannot eat and together we can put together a good food plan for you. You will feel a lot better eating foods for you vs. fast food/microwave food all the time.
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Eureka Book! Buy a crockpot. Start it before work and dinner will be done when you come home.
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I can deal with anything but mucus, in any form..... I have cleaned poop, vomit, blood, you name it... want to send me running, make that horrible harking sound and spit....... OMG...!!!! So strange what some of us can do, and other things that send us running..... my oldest Ugly Sister could not brush or clean my moms teeth.... teeth don't bother me either...
Oh, and if you scare me... like today, one of the daughters stopped by before work.... I was walking out the back door and had my head down... she jumped at me and hollered BOO..... in a matter of two seconds I screamed S*** and shoved her... OMG... I actually put my hands on the poor lady..... she was a good sport... told her later that since that did not come up in the interview.... oh, hey, if we scare you, do you get violent?.... that I would do a penance of taking J to the dentist next week... we all laughed, thank goodness and H and J did not hear me......for once them being hard of hearing was a good thing....
So, hugs to you all, have a moment to yourself and find one tiny thing to be grateful for...... hugs, angels, love and chocolate...
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Hard of hearing is a gift to caregivers many times. I once had firefighters,five of them up and down the stairs at Mom's looking for the water shut off. An original 50's era fixture come out of the shower wall when I tried to turn it on. Make sure those water fixtures are operating smoothly, ladies!
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Oh, and mom slept right throughit! LOL!
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Cancer is rising in our island. One person dies of cancer every 2 1/2 days here. SOMETHING is causing these increase of cancer to all nationalities - not just us natives. People who migrated here over 10 years ago - are getting cancer - Filipinos, Japanese, Aussies, etc.. I'm so torn between cancer from the bottled waters bought in stores vs. water from our ground. Did the military bury their drums of chemicals underground? Now it has rusted, leaking into our water lens? I would blame the test bombing of the atomic bomb in the Bikini Island but that was like 65 years ago. This is something that is current - because people who moved here are also getting cancer. So, I'm scared to eat our local grown produce. Did you know that a few years ago, they tested the river from the mountain emptying to the ocean had high dangerous level of PCP. We were instructed not to fish in the river, not to eat the mangos of the trees near the river, etc.... We don't have a subscription for the newspaper (save $) so I don't really know the ins/outs of that story.

I was thinking of a crockpot too. When I was at Ross this morning, I saw a slow cooker (is that a crockpot?) Anyway, would food be overcooked? I leave the house at 8:15am. I usually come home 6:30-7:00pm. I hate food that is overcooked and too soft.

Lastnight, I tried the detox with 1 TBS apple cider vinegar, 1/8 tsp cayenne pepper and 1 lemon. Drank it down like that. Well, Tried to drink it down. It was very sour. I kept showing face as I tried to drink it down. The 2nd sip, as it was going down, it was burning my esophagus. Hit my stomach, and that too started burning. I was only able to swallow half of this mixture. I will try again tonight. This time, I'm going to sneak a teeny bit of honey in it. Hope it doesn't dilute the mixture.
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I am perplexed. I have been to see Mum today and she seems.... well .... she seems normal .... I mean perfectly normal except that she wants to give all her jewellery to my daughter NOW while she is alive. She hasn't been this lucid for months and I mean totally lucid no narcissism no tantrums just normal no hallucination no mental frailty at all - but she is finding walking really difficult much more than normal even with the support aids she uses. Anyone ever seen this before?
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My mom was bedridden in a vegetative-like state. She couldn't move her head or any body part. She just stares off into space 24/7. Even her eyes did Not move. I would try calling her name at different locations and not once did her eyes move. One day, she was back in the hospital as usual. She was in the hospital for several days while they tried to find what was wrong with her. When our hospital admits you, it's mandatory that you're hooked up with IV. Mom not only had the IV, she was on the oxygen machine. That one afternoon, we siblings were all gathered at the foot of her bed when we all noticed that her face changed. Her eyes were alert and she zeroed in towards one of her favorites (oldest bro -of-next-door.) She didn't talk but she just stared at him. I thought it was very strange at the time that it spooked my brother. I mean, it scared him Big.

I wonder. I just found this out recently - when mom died and my brother laughingly admitted that HE was suppose to take over the parents when they got old. (Maybe some kind of deal he made with them when dad gave part of his land to my brother so that he can build his house right next door - as in 20 paces away.) I wonder...if mom stared at bro hard because he did not do what he had promised. FYI, when mom was dying, bro never came in to see her. He may have lived next door, but he never came in to the house to visit the parents or mom all these years with the holidays. He cried hard when mom died and we were arguing over the funeral arrangement.

Jude, I got distracted. Sorry about that. I wonder, if your mom experienced what my mom did. The IV and the oxygen (if she is wearing one) may have helped clear her mind. And hence made her more lucid. I'm just guessing - based on my mom's one-time 'normal, alert' situation.
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2am and I'm not sleepy. Ladee, I read your post earlier around 6pm. I just cracked up with laughter when I read the "boo" and your automatic response. I read it twice and still laughed so hard. Thanks for the humor. Might as well get up and one-finger type my gratitude list on the kindle.
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There ya go Book !!! You laughed first thing this morning... something to be grateful for... and ya, I really have to watch my language at work..... so out it came and I thought OMG..... and when someone scares me I strike out, not turn into a cowering puddle, but never occurred to me to warn them..... lol.... oh well, I am grateful I still have my job and didn't hurt the daughter.... see how simple 'gratitude' can be.... and fun.... ya, it's even fun..... love and hugs Book...
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Jude, I have worked with Alz clients for almost 22 years, and yes I have seen this, happens rarely and it's such a surprise it is hard to wrap our mind around it....have no idea how or why it happens.... all the circuits connecting or firing at the same time?... I just learned to enjoy that lucid time....it was rare and very special....
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Laden thank you I thought I was going mad - ha has just finished a course of steroids specifically targeted at temporal arteritis and I did wonder if it was that that had cleared the fog but I guess not - I will keep hoping it lasts for a while
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Yesterday, I was finally able to buy 4 slacks for dad. 3 are size 36 and one size 34. I hope the 36 is not too big. Men's slacks skips sizes. I can no longer button his 34. But would a 36 be a bit big that he can easily stick his right hand inside his pants? That's the question I won't have answered until I wash his new pants.
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I'd better wash it quickly. I have caught him twice with his hand inside just within the last 3 minutes.
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Book you need to get your Dad some rear zip onesies I will post a link for you
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Jude, my great aunt has had multiple times where's she's been way more lucid than normal. For her it will typically last a week or less. During that time she will remember all sorts of things from up to a year ago; little things that were said, things she did, stuff like that. I have no idea what causes it; there doesn't seem to be a pattern to it. After a few days it wears off and she's back to repeating things all day and wanting to snack a lot between meals.


Another weird thing is that once in a while she will literally get where she can't stop talking. I mean, literally. She will talk and talk and talk. Then she'll say "I guess I need to stop talking your ears off." And then she'll go right back to talking. We were wondering what in the world made it happen; but after a while I figured out that it seems to happen when she's either really excited (such as looking forward to some event like a family reunion) or really stressed (going to the doctor for a procedure). So, adrenaline, maybe? Her DIL told me about a time great-aunt had been in the hospital; she was in one of those rooms where they have several patients in the beds in one room. Great-aunt was gabbing on and on and on and ON to this poor old lady in the next bed. When that lady was moved to a different room, as she was leaving she said, "Good riddance!" to great-aunt. LOL
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Oldest sis overheard me complaining about her to fave sis. She must have heard me tell fave sis that I always thought of oldest sis and I moving in together when dad dies and the house goes to the new owner. But, with oldest sis slacking off and not sharing her food, not helping with the cleaning of the house and she always explodes on the toilet - after I cleaned it!

Since then, I've noticed that she cleans up after she explodes on the toilet (but she doesn't clean underneath the seat) and she now keeps offering me her frozen sausage link (Ugh! It's that small round sausage that you usually eat with eggs.) I've always hated that meat - even as a child. Never outgrew it. She went grocery shopping today. And she bought me a case of my favorite ice coffee - Mr Brown Coffee. She packed our small fridge's freezer with lot of frozen dinners. I, uhm...was hungry a few weeks ago and took one of her Stoufer's Lasagna frozen dinner. Eewww!!! I couldn't eat it. I offered her the 2/3 of it and she didn't eat it. I threw it away after a few days in the fridge. I had told her that I thought it was going to taste like the one I used to buy (until the price went up) - Michael Angelo's. So, today, she bought 3 boxes of Michael Angelo's lasagna and said it was for me. And she bought some cans of Roast beef hash - and offered me some of it. Ohhh... I'm touched. And I was smiling more with her. But - she still won't eat the food I cooked today. I had to warn her ahead of time that I drowned it with onions. There goes my eating healthy!
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Book, maybe she needs to overhear you talking with fav sis about cleaning under the rim and about how you are fed up with all of your Dad's shenanigans!
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let me try that link again:
buckandbuck

Hope that works for you book
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buckandbuck
Might be better if I had done it right first time
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If you google this:
Keeping the undresser clothed can be a challenging task. In an effort to preserve the dignity of those suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's disease, this garment gives the illusion of a 2-piece outfit, but is actually a 1-piece jumpsuit designed to discourage undressing.
it will take you straight to it
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Ian now looking for a woman's version so hold your horses peeps - now oddly enough they don't do them for women - I wonder why?
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Jude, LOL! Maybe a version of the old drop seat jammies. If the elderly woman ever used an outhouse regularly, they would be familiar with them.
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Maybe because the higher percentage of hands-in-their-pants are men? =)
I wasn't fast enough to get the website the first time you posted. I'm able to do so with these. I once posted here on how to get around doing the www... and the moderator came on and uhm... reminded me that we're not suppose to post websites on here. Part of the rules. Now I do like you said on the last one...Google "......"

My laptop is facing my dad. On my right is the TV. As I was just typing the above paragraph, I saw my dad lift his butt up and his hand was proceeding to pull down his pants. I said, "Ah! Ah!" (Not Ah-ha. But Ah Ah as in No.) He was so fast to pull his pants back up - not once even looking at me.
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Well I know we aren't supposed to but when we find a site that has exactly what someone else needs it's hard not to help them
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Ive just come back from visiting Mum in hospital - would I bring the sandwich toaster in she wanted a cheese toast?! Okay I think just this once. So now 1 loaf and a huge block of cheese lighter the staff all had one too!

Oh well perhaps it will keep them smiling
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Buckandbuck, really, so I looked that up, and I'll be, what a great idea? Who'd a thunk it, that really should solve the problem, and quite a variety too! Men are disgusting beasts, always scratching this and that, lol! Jude, you are a super-slueth!
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