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Headline News Update...."Strange, Glowing Moons Rising Throughout the World..Many Include Cracks n Craters.." More at 11!!!
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Seeme.....I LOVE THAT PIC!!!!!! Dyna is adorable....n the fact that Harley had to sit down bcuz he had been admiring himself for so long?.......typical male!! lol
They r beautiful...thanx for the update pic....
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Ladee, I'm looking forward to the thangplosion. I posted that to another thread in my pre-coffee delirium this morning.
Seeme - Thanks for the picture - puppies look HUGE. How big do those dogs get?
Been finding excuses to avoid leaving for my mother's house this morning, but it really is time to go fire up the truck now and drive slowly to the asylum. Ugh.
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New puppy picture! Harley and Dyna were allowed in the bedroom for the first time over the weekend. They were both looking in the mirror and admiring/barking at the dogs there. Dyna is standing up. Harley had been looking at himself so long, he had to sit down. Here they are asking daddy to get out of the way! At 16 weeks, they are big enough to have the queen sized bed to themselves!
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Just a quick drive by this morning.... can't wait to see THANG this morning.... hopefully she won't try to engage me in small talk, yesterday morning, she had laundry for me to fold and put away, something the weekend shift had left for HER to do, guess it interfered with her sleeping....daughter called yesterday to see how I wanted to break down some of the housekeeping so it doesn't all fall on me. told her the other shifts had their hands full, the only one I could think of was 10p to 6a, maybe she could sweep, mop and dust a few times a week, sure would help me out.... TADA it's a done deal.... so no more sleeping and getting paid, at least for an hour or so.....it's coming to a head ya'll, and when ya'll hear a KABOOM from Texas you'll know it's her letting her shout gun mouth overload her BB ass.... later, gotta run.. love ya'll.
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Stormy....LOL....LOL....LOL....i never thought of that!!!! Ur a genius!!!
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Are you girls still at it? Lord help us all. We all are going insane. HeHe.
Beck- Lord, don't put your face on a milk carton cause your family might FIND YOU!!!! Stay in Hiding!!!!! LOL.
Judy- Thanks we had a good time in hiding. Love ya'll girls. Hugs stormyy.
TAKE CARE OF THEM BUTT'S YA'LL!!!!! LOL
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Beck, Judy and all. No 20's, no push ups, no minutes or seconds. We have all we need. Out butt's will bring down the non-believers, the non-participating twits who make our lives more difficult. Shine on sistas. Cat
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C R A Z Y, that's how I like it , uh huh, uh huh,that's how I like it uh huh, uh huh....Thanks ya'll, been a long day, sorry I didn't get to participate, but what a temporary respite.... keep em' comin'..... love ya'll.....
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OMG, Cat........20 PUSH-UPS??????? The only thing i can push up, is my glowin ass on the way to hell!!!!....weave, incuded!!!!!
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LIZZIE BORDEN: Yeah, let's take her too!!!!!! Beck, it's 20 push-ups and Judy, it won't affect your ass one bit. I can't do 20 so I take it back. Book, we can't risk you driving and us ending up in the hospital with our glow in the dark bums. If mooning is out of the question for you, then you can just carry your scary dolls from window to window. Haha. Being crazy in better than being in a funk.

Love you all, Cat
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Stormy - your Sunday sounds perfect. Smiled when I read about it.

Beck - Cat must be crazy. We don't need to be fit for a pumpkin assing. I think the more dimples on the ass we have, just means more reflective surfaces for the glow in the dark paint, thus making the mission even more successful. I'll probably blind Cat's sister with the wide beacon of light glaring off my ass end. And, Book can't be our getaway driver if she can't see at night, so, Book, you're signed on for mooning. You can do this.

Mom is driving me INSANE today. The health issues that she can dream up. Last week, one patch of her scalp hurt, intensely, so she says, and she wouldn't shut up about it. Today, she's got bites on her leg that, in her mind, aren't bites. She thinks they must be a manifestation of a knee pain that she's had. Off to an urgent care this afternoon so that they can tell mom that she's got mosquito bites and not a spreading, terminal cancer. I'm turning into Nurse Ratchet, but I suppose that's better than Lizzie Borden.
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Cat.....u mentioned...NO PARTYING....give me 20!!!!! Is that 20 days, hours, minutes, or seconds???????? Holy Sh*t.......that's a hell of a request!!! I'm OUT!!......LOL....

Stormy....GOOD for u!! I love the idea of the witness protection program.......Personally....i would like to b on a milk carton right about now!

Judy.....How old r we????? From the dimples on my ass....definately, over 50....my behavior.......about 13!!!!!.........I mean, seriously.......Wat "ADULT" puts a weave on a poor, helpless, animal????? I am, without a doubt, A MESS......

Ladee.......LYL....Whip a twit 2day....jst for sh*t n giggles!!!!
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Let me just say that "YOU GIRLS ARE CRAZY!" HAHA. Talkin about asses and mooning people and dogs with weaves. My gracious what have ya'll been smoking, I need some of it. Love you girls, ya'll are a mess. HeHe.
Well, connor and i were in the witness protection program yesterday in other words we were in hiding. I had my cell phone off and my house phone unplugged. So if anybody tried getting up with me yesterday they were going to have to come to my house. Told sis that connor had another birthday party to go to yesterday which he did but we didnt' go to it just stayed at home, went swimming, colored some pictures, played some games, watched tv, and finished his homework. I suppose i will find out today if sis or anybody else tried getting a hold of me. OH WELL........ Ya'll have fun today. Love and hugs stormyy
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Cat, I am going with my feet dragging. I will bring my dolls but I will NOT show my butt! If you guys start acting crazy, you will find me pretending like I don't know these crazy ladies! .... I will be the Designated Driver (from these ladies drunk with craziness.) But, I warn you now, I'm a Terrible Driver. I can't see at night and I'm really terrible at merging with traffic. So you all might have to become sober from your insanity against Cat's sis if you all want to make it all in one piece!
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Judy: We were just getting into a fun time. But no, you have to go to bed because you were at your neighbors last night having a good time and overdoing. Look sista, if we are going to moon my sis, you have got to have your shit together.

We've got to get into training. No partying. Beck you too. Give me 20 both of you. No whining or being pitiful and overwhelmed. I'm giving me 20 right now.

Bookworm: You can give us 20 too and join us. Bring some of your scary dolls. We'll give my sis something to remember.

Love you guys, Cat.
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Mine hasn't seen the light of day either, but I'm not sure it would glow in the dark. I'll be sure to check tonight. Beck you can come too. Bring your flippin weave and we'll put you in the middle. Got to be a scary sight.

How old are we? Not old enough, obviously. Thank God, cause I love you guys and how you make me laugh. Check your ass tonight, Judy. You too Beck. If it isn't glowing in the dark, then we need to do some gloss if we are going to haunt windows.

Freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you, Cat.
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Beck - you make ME laugh. Every time I see Lily and that weave, it cracks me up (ooops, we're talking about mooning people - no pun in cracks!). What a crew we are... I'm dying to moon someone, Cat is yelling fuck you to her sister. You have a dog with a weave. Are we the only nutcases still up? I've really got to go to bed. Stayed up late with a neighbor last night, laughed like idiots, drank too much. Still feel a bit sick. Okay. Goodnite again. xxxoooo
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OH, my ass doesn't need any shine in the dark paint - it hasn't seen the light of day in years, so I'm sure I've got a natural glow.

I'm heading to bed before I get really silly. I'm sitting here laughing all by myself about baring our asses to your sister. How old are we? Not too old to be ridiculous, and it feels good! Goodnight!
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Cat.......i love wen u "tell it like it is".........Hold nothing back....ur talkin my language now, sista!!! Hang in there, Cat.....ur always in my prayers......

Judy.....u make me laugh......thanku....hugs
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Maybe we can paint our butts with some shine in the dark paint and haunt her windows too.
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Yeah, and they are unsanitary too. Let's just paint on the thong, less bunching. Of course we can't do anything about the butt muscle twitch. I know mine have been twitching, but at least there is no friction with fabric.

Judy, your rambling emails are my narvana. Thanks for hanging in there with me during such a difficult time. I will email you my sisters address. I will even go with you, but I will have to wear a mask, not on my ass on my face. We can give her two blue moons on the same night. Bwhahahahaha. Take that sista.

Love you, Cat
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The Cat is back! Watchout! And, it sounds like that thong is in a bunch. Yipes! Well, I have to say, I like the "fuck you" yelling Cattails better than the quiet one. The quiet one makes me uneasy and then I obsess with wall posting and emails and you know how I can ramble on and on, and then it starts to look mentally ill with one rambling post after another just to get you to talk to me. If you're going to wear the thong and sign with your ass hoisted high and proud, let me know and I'll hoist my fat thonged ass with your sister's name on it too. Just tell me what corner to bend over at. We might not want to be on the same corner. You know, Halloween is coming up. I was thinking I just might smear some orange paint on my ass with a few black triangles for pumpkin eyes and just forget the whole thong thing. They're so uncomfortable.
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Or maybe I still have to come out of my shell and really tell you how I feel. Hard to know which way to go. Cat
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Hi Guys: I know I've been misguided lately and absent. Maybe absent is better, but I've been working through some of my own shit. My dad is dying and I am so sad and tired of watching him waste away. It breaks my heart. I just posted on the GO thread, from which I have been absent for sometime. Almost felt like I got a little bit of the old groove back. Not really, but better than wallowing in self pity. Here's a bit of the post:

I'm having a very hard time. Over the last week my two brothers have been to visit my dad. Of course, my sister is no where to be found. She will not be coming. This had brought up a lot of bad memories from when my mom died in 2008 and my sis didn't come then either.
Yes, we told her it was important and we offered to pay her way, etc. etc. She didn't come then and she's not coming now. She called this evening and I could not answer the phone. Here was her perky, dead brain voice on the recorder, "Hey guys, just calling to check in and see how you and dad are doing." Well, fuck you, you stupid bitch. If you want to know how things are going, get your stupid ass up here and see for yourself. Don't leave the burden on me and then have me repeat my life and dad's for you. It's too sad and I won't relive it just so you can feel you did your part by listening to me. So you can kiss my rosy red ass. Or as Judy would say, "I'm wearing a red thong, bent over, and have a sign on my ass that says "Kiss This."
Not very spiritual and I know I have to work on that, but right now I just want to say, Fuck You.

So do you think I am getting better?

Cat
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Oh I would take '' fiesty" over grumpy and sullen any day... S is not fiesty perse , but is so sweet and funny....and protective.... he is stage 6 of Alz. and yet he still has the most lucid moment.... the new lady at work was asking me how I got my leg broke, I was telling her, and all of a sudden he spoke up and said, " It's a good thing I wasn't there".... now how cool is that.... I love that little man with all my heart... and from what people say that knew him before Alz,,, he is the same.... sweet most of the time.... almost all the time....so ya, fiesty keeps it interesting... and you are a great and loving granddaughter for loving her so much.....I never had a grandma, so I think it is awesome for those of you who cherish the ones you have.... hugs to you all...
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my 92yr old gramma is as feisty as ever and there are times she makes me pull out my hair and want to just give up on taking care of her but i can't begin to imagine what i would do with out her in my life. i know i dont say it often gma but i love you :)
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Beck- Thanks Connor and i had a good time at the bday party, especially connor. He got to go swimming and play on one of those huge blowup slides, eat pizza, cake and ice cream so he was in hog heaven....
Judy- I guess the simpliest thing to do would be to just tell dad that we are leaving, but it seems like he always has this look on his face like why are you leaving? Or i have to answer a bunch of questions. And the main reason i leave while he is asleep is because he might ask me if i am coming back later. And i don't want to have to tell him NO. You would think that he would think that a child would come first but i think he thinks he should come first just from that remark he said the other day about me having to leave at 2 oclock to pick connor up from school. Well gonna read connor some books before he has to lay down. So i will talk at ya'll later. Love and hugs stormyy
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*PUBLIC*....... What is a 'puplic' ????? I am leaving this wide open..... lol
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well thank you Vivian, but be grateful you can love me from a distance and don't have to be seen in puplic with me...... hell, it even makes ME tired..... love ya too....
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