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Ladee....jst fast forward that f-n clock, n catch cowboy off guard!!!!! I'm so,completely emotionally invested in this thing....it's got me metamorphically f-d up....seriously.....as Nike would say........jst DO IT......LYL
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Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock.....
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Sounds like there's a sleep over at Beck's - too bad you couldn't keep poor Gus for the night too so he could get more GM sympathy! Sorry to hear your parents had a rough day, but love your attitude :) Hugs.
I have a visual of these two dogs (Lilly and Dyna) wearing cowboy boots and hats and backing up our Ladee on Tuesday. Even without the dogs, the salesman is in for it if he doesn't produce that vacuum. I'm not sure Texas will be big enough for him to hide if he doesn't!
Stormy - Happy, Happy Birthday! He's what I think about the Kick *ss attitude. It comes from my own experience and I'm about the same age as you. I rarely if ever used it growing up. So when I did, it was like a volcano errupting. And it scared me - how could I be like that? So mad and just thinking about myself and how I felt. Then I was afraid to errupt again. But now I've come to realize that I have to use it or truely loose it. And the first few times, I made a sorry fool of myself. But you know what? I got over it. Mostly. I may never get to where Ladee is, but every once in awhile, I can Kick *ss. And so can you. The worst that will happen is that someone may not like you for awhile - so what! So next time you need to KA, I'll be right there with you in your head, cheering you on all the way. That's my Birthday present to you. Hugs.
Thanks to all of you for the kind words and encouragement for my friend right now. The funeral is next week Monday/Tuesday. The third load of filthy curtains is in my dryer. And the house looks a hell of alot better than it did before this weekend. We had a cleaning brigade yesterday and many hands made light work. His Dad told me he loved all of us for helping. Almost made me cry.
And I am never leaving the house again without checking both my shoes!
Goodnight, and better tomorrows.
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O yea....Cat....i forgot to mention............May fucker cowboy pick Door #3....LOL
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Cat...u kno wat im thinking???? I think Ladee should jst kick Cowboy's ass anyway...even after she gets that vacuum.....on sale!!.....the end of this "cowboy count down" must meet the expectation of all of us who have become personally n emotionally involved.....dont ya think???? I say."Ladee....kick that fuckers ass jst for sh*ts n giggles"!!!! N forget the sandals....u can do more damage wearing MATCHING stillettos!!!!! LOL.......oh, God....this is jst too much fun.......
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Cat....ur posts r giving me stomach cramps....not from the runs...lol...from laughter....must clarify that! U should b a news journalist....wen u can make someone sit at the edge of their seat while reading about some pissed off caregiver ready to kick a Walmart Cowboy's ass.......girl....u got a future!!!!! lol,,,thanks for the stomach ache.......hugs
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ladydee, sound like u got everything in order n hopefully u have running water in no time. At least your 'Grapes of Wrath,' is paid off.
Everyone else, y'all r just as crazy as my butt n keep me laughing for I need it.
thanks. ;)
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Peach, maybe u have watched too many Chuckie movies. : ) I am not a security blanket person, but I'm more like Austin, the cat talker except they r my younging n yes they probable think I am crazy, oh well. I like watching scary movies but those Freddie Kreuger movies got to me where now when I go to bed I have to have my feet at least covered up so he don't crab them with those steel looking creepy fingernails when I fall asleep. ; 0
Bookworm, I am glad your nephew took care of the doll situation for that was to do that for you to give u some peace of mind.
Brandy, I have my small Bible too but had to get me a teenager bible to understand it n it has colorful pictures. Hey, if it works it works.
Yes, i got my beatens by my mom when I was young n it was with a belt or peach switch n that damn thing hurt n left wept marks n she didn't know how to stop once she got started. Tore my legs up n I have had a boot throwed at me n busted my nose because I didn't make the baby formula bottle correctly for one of my younger sibs for her. I guess she may have been drunk?
Anyway, like Ladydee mention, "Here we are... loving, living, honoring, and being present for each other... so guess they didn't beat the "good" out of us." I like that saying for it is soooooooooooooooooo true.
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Well shoot, I lost my post. I shall persevere:

Stormy: Happy Birthday to you. You are such a good person and I hope your BD is a happy one.

Seeme: I love everyone of your puppy stories, every single one. I am so happy that you and your husband can share the laughter and love your new fur babies have brought into your lives. My husband and I do the same thing every day with our 2 dogs.

Beck: You crack me up!!!! I am so grateful to you for taking the little ass hole, eh, I mean Gus, to the vet. Oh my gosh, that must have been so painful for him. I'm sure he is so appreciative of his GM coming to his rescue. So am I!!!!

Cowboy: The clock is ticking and your time is running out. Your destiny hangs in the balance of those remaining hours between now and the next sunset. You poor sucker, you have no clue that so many are perched at their computers, waiting to see what door you choose. Will it be Door #1 Ladee gets a new vacuum cleaner. Door #2 No new vacuums arrive so you sell Ladee the floor model at a discount. Door #3 Bad choice. Your misfortune brings Hoover into a new product line.

Cat
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Seeme...i think i "whelped" on my kids for many years....it's not a bad thing...LOL..

I have, yet another dog story for all of u...except it isn't about Lily....Do i hear sighs of relief from the cyber crowd????

Ok...well i am the proud "grandma" to my kids dogs...lol...they r pure bred Lhasa Opso's n , i do admit...proud or not...i refer to them as "lotsa ass-holes..." Sometimes, they jst deserve it... My son's dog is a male, named Gus....He has the most unique n beautiful sapphire blue eyes, n his personality it the best...My son called to tell me that Gus had a very bad eye infection, but didnt kno wen he would b able to get him to the vet. So...grandma to the rescue...i took Gus to the vet this morning, with his eye completely red n oozing...disgusting.......n the Dr. enters the room to start the exam. He started off by putting drops in his eye that made it numb so he could get a good look at it.....As he's examining him..he suddenly notices something sticking out of his tear duct..He proceeds to grab at it, n it was about 1/2 inch long FOX TAIL lodged in the duct. I couldnt believe it....n the dr. said in all his years as a vet, he's never seen a fox tail work its way into such a tiny hole....i felt so bad for the lil ass-hole...i mean....Gus....anyway...he cleaned out his eye really well n sent me home with eyedrops, n the appt cost $100.22!!!! WTF.....Well...i'm keeping my grandson here with me tonite, bcuz he n Lily r having a great time together....On top of that...i have dad here with me bcuz my mom had a serious meltdown this morning n wanted dad away from her....i feel so bad for my dad...he feels so ashamed of himself...but i've been hanging out with him, talking politics, n feeding his sweet face...Wat a day! I'm not sure if mom will let him come home today, so he might b staying the nite, too...oh well....the more, the merrier!!

I'm starting to feel the earth rumble over here in CA....COWBOY'S in for a caregiver's ass-whoopin, n he's still got to sell that vacuum...on sale!!!

Ladee...wear shoes that match this trip.....u can kick ass better wen ur feet r balanced...lol.....hug all
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Next wk is my birthday and 12 yr wedding anniversary but a very busy wk. I have to walk to the school to drop off paper work to get my son enrolled for either prek or kindergarten. My daughter is in split class they merged the first and second grade students together. I am also very tired and still have to find paperwork from insurance to pay off loans and then they are sending my husband a hospital bed. TG someone understood my concern when i Mentioned his seizures btw its freaky now somewhat; he is seizures bd enough to be called status epiluticus which is very bad. He loves to argue with me about seeing a neuro...somehow I got it to make it work with a new job and the kids& looking after his needs& getting him to his appts etc. I am just plum tired and wore out. I now have to start waking up at 6:30 am and going to bed much earlier than I use to but not really lol...its gonna be an interesting year.
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I was wering boots to work every day one winter but would grab my shoes quick to take with me when I got to work to put on my nurses they were from two different pair both eith right ot left and of course I fee that day so anyone who had not noticed did then.
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Hubby had a rough morning.......had to get up early and get the puppies to the vet for shots. After everything was done, he went to the car while I paid the bill. I found him sitting in the seat looking at papers from the breeder, and he says to me,"The puppies weren't born in May, they were whelped!"...........whatever......guess that is his new word for the day.............
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STORMY!!!!!!! Geez, I'm old enough to be your mother........

Let's all remember that tomorrow is the BIG DAY.........and everyone watch for "breaking news" out of Texas...........

I've worn 2 different shoes to work before, too........they were at least the same height, and when a man pointed it out to me, I took them off and went barefoot all day........at an automotive store.....on concrete......didn't think I would ever get them clean again..........
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ME TOO STORMY!
I always thought I was odd, because I loved scary movies all my life. But, I noticed that as I get older I cannot take the "gore" like SAW either. My Mom is still living with me, and her severe dementia does not even allow her to watch TV. So, treasure your moments and memories with your Mom hiding her eyes from the scary stuff. I just wish my Mom could interact with me or watch TV with me. She was my best friend my entire life, and I feel such a loss even though she is still alive.
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ME TOO STORMY!
I always thought I was odd, because I loved scary movies all my life. But, I noticed that as I get older I cannot take the "gore" like SAW either. My Mom is still living with me, and her severe dementia does not even allow her to watch TV. So, treasure your moments and memories with your Mom hiding her eyes from the scary stuff. I just wish my Mom could interact with me or watch TV with me. She was my best friend my entire life, and I feel such a loss even though she is still alive.
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COWBOY ALERT: Get the vacuum ready NOW! Hot, frazzled, not to be messed with caregiver is enroute to KICK YOUR ASS!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STORMY.......Have a wonderful day....ur ONLY 41??? At 41, i was considered "prime cut"....without the weave, mind u.....now....at 53.....im jst scrap.....feel like the hot dog instead of the filet mignon!!!! Enjoy ur prime..lol.....love ya, girl..
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Ladee I will ask my sister to see your story on her e-reader she gets the top stories from the Times published in NY City-I'll let you know if she see it-I still think you should be the Pres. of the Sisterhood of KAL.
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Happy Birthday Stormy!!!!! Do something fun today....hugs
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Ladee that was funny about the mismatched shoes. I have done that one time and only discovered it when I arrived at work and was walking fast in the parking lot. Wondered why one foot felt higher than the other. I looked down - and I was wearing 2 different black shoes! Since I was late, I couldn't drive back home. Went to the car and put on my sneakers. Have you ever seen a female dressed in slacks and a nice blouse with a glaring white walking shoes? It sure did not match! So, when I was reading your story, I was laughing because I'm not the only one!! Thank goodness for that!
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Happy Birthday Srtormy! Hope you have a really good day! Luv ya
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Ladee: I TRUST YOU. I really do, but I will be checking the news on Wednesday. If anyone can get that flippin vacuum, it's you. Love, Cat
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Oh hell yes, I'm printing your post Cat and handing it to him first, then we'll see what happens.... loved it....
Stormy , happy Bday,,, you are a Leo and you care what people think.????.. I'm a Leo too, sorry, I must have got your shrare of "i don't give a f**k.." sure wish I could share some of it with you , then we'd both have a nice balance...I don't go around stomping on peoples feelings, but will stand up for myself in a heartbeat....and make a lot of noise about something not getting done in a fair and timely manner.... I'm gonna get that damned vacuum.... one way or the other... and trust me when I say I WILL get the demo one if there are no others there.... and at a discount.... trust me I say, just trust me.... lol... need to go to bed... long day tomorrow... love ya'll......
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Ladee, I just got a visual of the cowboy. It was a new advertisement for the hover chair, only it was called the Hoover chair. He was standing up and moving instead of sitting down. That was because most of the Hoover was up his ass.

According to the news cast, it happened on a Tuesday when a woman wearing a shirt that said, "Fuck off, I'm a caregiver", came into to the store wearing two different shoes and demanding her vacuum. The salesperson, known only as Cowboy, said no new vacuums had come in and refused to sell her the floor model at a discount.

Cowboy is still on the job, but is limited to working in a small space, due to the electrical cord which is now pulled out of his ass and plugged into the nearest electrical outlet.

Cat
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Ladee- I wish i could've seen you in action with that salesman. I bet he will be running around everywhere trying to find you a vacuum. R U going to wear a cowboy hat tues too? lol. You are too funny girl.... I wish i could go and tell people stuff like that. Sometimes- Hell alot of times i hate that i care so much about what people think or that i worry about how they will take things. I wish i had the F#$K you attitude. Oh well i guess it's just not in my genes... Anyways i hope all of ya'll have a great day tomorrow and a wonderful week. Maybe tomorrow will be half way decent since it's my Birthday. Yep the big 41.... Love and hugs to all my girls out there. Love Stormyyyy
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Ladee..........Hell yea....i'm a Cyber-Sybil n damn proud of it!!!! Care to join me?...hahaha
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Don't worry Victoria, he will see me again Tues... and he will be carrying my new vacuum to my car for me.... and I might just put those same two different shoes on. again.... I'm going to get me a shirt that says...
". Caregiver on a Mission.... Get the F**k out of my way..... " on the back it will say, and " yes these shoes match in Caregiver World"....
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You metmorphically keep me laughing... are you one of the Cyber Sybils??? Just askin"
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Ladee, good for you! I cannot believe he actually had the poor taste in mentioning your choice in footwear. HOW DARE HE! I'd love to kick his butt for you.
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