I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’m not sure how many problems I have
because math is one of them.
"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain."
"What is it?"
"On the left side, there is nothing right."
"And on the right side, there is nothing left."
🙂
Woman in a liquor store is pointing a gun at the shop clerk (who is sweating and scared):
“Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask for my ID card, and nobody gets hurt.”
someone will tell you that you have
an unhealthy attachment to your cats.
It is very important that you sigh loudly,
and tell them to shut up.
Same goes with dogs.
Or even your spouse, Lol. Wait, I didn't mean to tell you to tell your spouse to shut up.
Did that even come out right?
Why wait for tomorrow?
"Sleep well,
middle finger,
you've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow."
The doctor told a patient:
“You have acute appendicitis.”
The patient replied:
“Is that better than an ugly one?”
A Bee does not waste it's energy trying to convince a Fly that honey is better than
s.h.i.t.
Some minds are meant to be changed. So save your energy for what actually matters.
I just had to look that up, having no idea the meaning of "Megafauna".
Yes, humans are technically considered megafauna by most scientific definitions, as the term refers to large animals, typically with a minimum weight threshold of around 45 kilograms (99 pounds), which encompasses the average adult human. While often associated with extinct giants like mammoths or saber-toothed cats, humans fit the size criteria and are part of the broader definition of "large animals," even if we're on the smaller end of the megafauna spectrum.
We may have some neighbors who fit the description of Neanderthal?
At the very bottom, in the small print, there is an expiration date.
And for that, I am eternally grapefruit.
Surviving caregiving, one cookie at a time.
Fear mongering imo.
Posted this in November:
Sendhelp
Nov 16, 2025
Sure, it used to be called rain.
WTH is an atmospheric river?
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IT IS RAIN FOLKS.
We are well aware of the danger in burn areas.
Teaching is better than fear warnings.
are very similar.
I was driving to work this morning when I saw a guy texting and driving.
I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at him.
3 are frozen. And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
“Sorry for being so anxious earlier. I had no idea everything would be fine.”
Passive-aggressive witch:
“I don’t curse people. I simply bless everyone else around them.”
WTH is an atmospheric river?
Anti-inflammatory joint cream.
That's a good one about these kids knowing what a 9-5 is. Of course they don't. Most of them don't even want to do a 10-2.
Doctor:
You don’t need a colonoscopy, but I’m sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don’t like you.