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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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I’m not sure how many problems I have
because math is one of them.
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I went to a faith healer last night. He was bloody awful — even the man in the wheelchair stood up and walked out!
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Dogs on social media speaking:

"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain."

"What is it?"

"On the left side, there is nothing right."

"And on the right side, there is nothing left."
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re-posting a joke i posted last year:

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Woman in a liquor store is pointing a gun at the shop clerk (who is sweating and scared):

“Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask for my ID card, and nobody gets hurt.”
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At some point in your life
someone will tell you that you have
an unhealthy attachment to your cats.

It is very important that you sigh loudly,
and tell them to shut up.

Same goes with dogs.

Or even your spouse, Lol. Wait, I didn't mean to tell you to tell your spouse to shut up.

Did that even come out right?
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Lol, BOJ.
Why wait for tomorrow?
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"Sleep well,
middle finger,
you've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow."
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The doctor told a patient:
“You have acute appendicitis.”

The patient replied:
“Is that better than an ugly one?”
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A memory that made me smile: Oz is having serious heatwaves at present (43C here right now), and the news said that the hottest forecast was for Wilcannia 49C in western New South Wales. Wilcannia? That’s the back of beyond where we were so glad to find fuel on Christmas Day on a trip that went badly wrong. We said to the guy “how come you’re open on Christmas Day?” He said, deadpan, "the Mother in Law is visiting".
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Before you get into an argument, remember this quote.

A Bee does not waste it's energy trying to convince a Fly that honey is better than
s.h.i.t.

Some minds are meant to be changed. So save your energy for what actually matters.
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@ Margaret,
I just had to look that up, having no idea the meaning of "Megafauna".

Yes, humans are technically considered megafauna by most scientific definitions, as the term refers to large animals, typically with a minimum weight threshold of around 45 kilograms (99 pounds), which encompasses the average adult human. While often associated with extinct giants like mammoths or saber-toothed cats, humans fit the size criteria and are part of the broader definition of "large animals," even if we're on the smaller end of the megafauna spectrum. 

We may have some neighbors who fit the description of Neanderthal?
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I at least found this funny: my library classified a book about neanderthal and homo sapiens interaction under ‘megafauna’.
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Organizing my documents for the New Year, I found the marriage certificate.

At the very bottom, in the small print, there is an expiration date.
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Teachers are now telling our grandkids that they don't need to worry about learning to spell because there is auto-correct.

And for that, I am eternally grapefruit.
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Surviving caregiving, one cookie at a time.
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On the NEWS today...."we haven't had an atmospheric river of this magnitude in a long time". (Los Angeles County).

Fear mongering imo.

Posted this in November:
Sendhelp
Nov 16, 2025
Sure, it used to be called rain.

WTH is an atmospheric river?
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IT IS RAIN FOLKS.
We are well aware of the danger in burn areas.

Teaching is better than fear warnings.
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Racy?? William Shatner was looking to get into a new business venture and decided to create a new line of women't lingerie. Unfortunately, it was a complete failure - no one wanted to buy Shatner panties. (Our dermatologist told us this one - you have to think about it a bit.)
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Trying to convince my husband that the word "envelope" and "omelet"
are very similar.
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I was driving to work this morning when I saw a guy texting and driving.

I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at him.
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haha, i liked that TY2021! 🙂
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My brain has 47 tabs open.
3 are frozen. And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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“Sorry for being so anxious earlier. I had no idea everything would be fine.”
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Passive-aggressive witch:

“I don’t curse people. I simply bless everyone else around them.”
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Thank you, everyone for posting in here. I needed a good laugh this morning!
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From DH’s car club newsletter. Man standing by a car with it’s bonnet up, baby on little ladder pointing into the engine, Man: “He keeps pointing to the ignition, but it’s clearly a spark plug issue. I guess the pediatrician is right, we need to work on his motor skills”.
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Sure, it used to be called rain.

WTH is an atmospheric river?
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You smell wonderful! What is it?
Anti-inflammatory joint cream.
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@Sendhelp

That's a good one about these kids knowing what a 9-5 is. Of course they don't. Most of them don't even want to do a 10-2.
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BOJ, I laughed out loud at this one.
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Doctor:
You don’t need a colonoscopy, but I’m sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don’t like you.
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