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"Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?"
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"My music is best understood by penguins and dolphins, and other animals."
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"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same."
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"Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it."
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"To achieve great things, 2 things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time."
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"There are 2 golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."
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:) "I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes."
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"After I saw Jimmy Hendrix play, I went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life."
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"When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said, 'You can't do both, Son.'"
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"I never practice my guitar...from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat."
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:) "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
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I am 75 years old and people still ask how I stay so young looking?
Good genes, and Oil of Olay!

I love your outlook on almost everything, I need a laugh, maybe only a grin......so much.....every day!
Have a smiley day, Bundle! :)
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hi hisbestfriend :),

“Have a smiley day, Bundle! :)”

thanks!! :) :)

“I love your outlook on almost everything”

i’ll tell you a secret:

i have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i don’t always agree with them :).
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“Ways to start an argument online: 1. Express your opinion. 2. Wait.”
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“Oh, so you wanna argue? Bring it. I got my caps lock ON.”
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“Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.”
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:) “I’m multi-tasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.”
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“The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.”
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:) “They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.”
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:) “Time is precious…Waste it wisely.”
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“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.”
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“Tomorrow (noun). A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.”
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It's ok I am watching cat videos instead of studying, right? 😸
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"10% of conflict is due to difference in opinion, and 90% is due to delivery & tone of voice."
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:) "May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and fun."
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"I don't sing in the shower. I perform."
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:) "Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."
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:) “Happiness is…laughing so hard that you think you might die.”
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:) “Happiness is…being weird every now and then.”
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:) “Happiness is…someone with whom you can talk of books, philosophy and the beauty of life.”
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