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:) "I'm a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Someday I'm going to be awesome."
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“Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.”
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boj- I do. For real. Haha.

Once, I gave the wrong directions to a older woman and her 2 young grandkids. They were walking to a park that was several blocks away. After 10 minutes or so, I realized my mistake. I drove towards the wrong direction which I showed them, and luckily found them walking haplessly in the opposite direction of the park. I pulled up, told them what happened and offered to drive them to the park. Phew! I was so glad I could fix that mistake.

Another time, an older man driving from out of town asked me for directions. He was not so fortunate. I sometimes wonder what happened to him, whether he swore at me later on for telling him to go straight and eventually run into the street he was looking for which happened to run parallel to street I told him to stay on.

I don’t give directions anymore. 😀
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:) hugs, polarbear!
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;) “Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder, ‘Where did I go wrong?’ Then a voice comes to me and says, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’”
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:) “Sometimes I wonder if I met everyone in my life in the wrong order.”
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“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
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:) "As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible."
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:) "You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that."
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"Freak out your neighbours by renaming your wifi to 'FBI Surveillance Van'."
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:) "Don't give others the power to control your emotions. Those are only yours and it is only for you to manipulate."
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:) “If I’m silent it’s because there’s thunder inside me. Or I’m just chillin, it depends. May the odds be ever in your favor.”
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Thanks Bundle of Joy! :)

Wise words, I’ll try to live up to that:

:) "Don't give others the power to control your emotions. Those are only yours and it is only for you to manipulate."
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“I’m so offended when my body decides to be sick. I gave you a vegetable last week. How dare you.”
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“Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.”
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:) “I’m going to use what little energy I have today to breathe and maybe blink. That’s about it.”
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Me:
I need to do a thing.

Body:
You did a thing yesterday, that’s enough things.
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“They say ignorance is bliss, but I find yours rather disturbing.”
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“Arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How efficient of you.”
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:) “I love sleep because it’s like a time-machine to breakfast.”
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:) “There are only two options: make progress or make excuses.”
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“I WANT TO KI_ _ YOU. (options may vary).”
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Career options in India:

1) Doctor
2) Engineer
3) MBA
4) Disgrace to the family
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“I have no words to describe it. I have, however, a ton of obscene gestures.”
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“It’s been a long week.”
—Me, in the middle of Tuesday
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:) “Make all the mistakes you can, years from now you’ll sit back and laugh about them.”
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;) “I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long, I may as well call them traditions.”
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:) “The biggest mistake is not realizing that a mistake is an opportunity to learn.”

—Wow, I have a lot of opportunities.
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Is THAT what all that slaving over a hot stove cooking an enormous Christmas Dinner tradition is? Ahhhh makes sense. Something to learn from 😂
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:) “I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped inside the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.”
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