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"Friends ask questions; enemies question you."
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:) "Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, 'I know it's hard. You're going to be ok. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars.'"
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:) "Cheer up, the worst is yet to come..."
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"A motorcycle cannot/will not fall over without an audience."
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A cat with a pen in his paw:

This deal smells fishy...where do I sign?
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:) “How about we take this to the bedroom…I whispered to my snacks.”
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“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
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:) “You only live once…lick the bowl!”
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“Perfect has 7 letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not.”
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As he had feared, his directions had been forgotten, and everyone had brought potato salad.
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Margaret: Good one.
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:) “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.”
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:) “Friendship is the ability to talk total nonsense…and have that nonsense respected.”
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"'Totally mad,' he said, 'utter nonsense.' But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense."
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:) "If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong."
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"The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at math."
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:) "I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck."
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:) "Dear luck, can we be friends in 2022?"
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What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?

Prank you.
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What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?

Prankenstein.
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:) "Happy April Fool's Day! Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day."
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I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day.

Just kidding, I do.
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:) “I love you more than food, ok maybe not food but I still love you.”
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:) “Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who’s on a diet.”
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APRIL FOOLS DAY IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!
With all that's going on, no made up prank could exceed the insanity going on in the world at this time.
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Send: Good one.
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Happy Anniversary everyone :)

Watt's inner name? ...

- a nose by any other grain would smell as wheat.

Ah, Spakesheare.
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;) “I like failure because it’s SO easy to achieve!”
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:) “If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically relevant.”
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:) “I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
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