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“It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.”
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:) “If someone tells you it can’t be done, smile & graciously agree, then go work twice as hard to prove them wrong twice as fast.”
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:) :)

“Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.”
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:) “I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, “Haha, good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.”
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“I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat.”
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:) “My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad.”
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“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.”
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1. Go to the gym
2. Take 500 pictures
3. Post a different one every day
4. Never go to the gym again.
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"I can't decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest."
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“Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home…we both had a good laugh.”
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:) “It’s Sunday…Therefore I’m 100% motivated, energetic, to do nothing today!”
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:) "A Sunday well spent brings a week of content."
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"Monday? I thought I told you to f*ck off last week."
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"It's an, 'I want to fake my own death, move to Mexico, and live off tacos and tequila' kind of day."
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;) "'F*ck it'...My final thought before making most decisions..."
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"Mondays are the start of the work week, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year."
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;) "Maybe Monday doesn't like you either."
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Snoopy quote (ever positive)...

:) "Hope your week is full of laughter, smiles and lots of sunshiny days!"
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Remember nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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Oh Golly....today was my 1st day on this site!
This site was the BEST part of my day!!
Keep it up, thank you 🤣 see ya tomorrow .....
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Perk4me: Welcome! You will garner much support from this wonderful forum. I have been here for 8 and a half years.
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If I ever have to run for my life, I can assure you, it's not end going to end well.
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I (Venting) am a grumpy girl, with really only posts about venting. But here's my contribution to the joke thread:

Venting prevents me from free rides in the back of a cop car.

Face your problems don't vent. (Clearly, I'm a big fan of this one).

Venting every feeling isn't mature. Learning to deal with unpleasant feelings is an important aspect of maturity. (Emmm...f*ck this one).

If you have to talk to more than 3 people about the same problem, you don't want help, you want attention.

If I can punch you in the throat without moving my feet, you're in my personal space.
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Whoever said "words will never hurt me", you're right. Words kill instead.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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I was at Costco when I got knocked into a huge display of toilet paper. I'm OK, there's just soft tissue damage 😛
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What do you call a row of bunnies jumping backwards?

A receding hare line.
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A shopper was accosted in the mall parking lot by a robber with a gun.
The thief said: "I need money to make the payments on this gun." 😵
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I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like Just Kidding..
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:) "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

"I haven't been so excited about the weekend since last weekend."

"Today is Saturday, which means that today I'll be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking."

"If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans."
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:) this quote goes out to llamalover:

:) "You are llamazing."
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:) hugs, you're all amazing: all you sweet people on this forum!

here are some quotes about caregivers:

"That embarrassing moment when you almost run to help an elderly stranger use a public toilet. Because...it's habit, ya know?"

"Me time? Oh yes, thanks for reminding me. It's #582 on my to-do list."

"Being a caregiver is a work of heart."

:) "I never dreamed I would be the best freakin' caregiver in the world but here I am..."
(please everyone, give yourself that award)
:)

:) "Self-care isn't selfish."

hugs from me!! :)

bundle of joy :)
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