I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.”
2. Take 500 pictures
3. Post a different one every day
4. Never go to the gym again.
:) "Hope your week is full of laughter, smiles and lots of sunshiny days!"
This site was the BEST part of my day!!
Keep it up, thank you 🤣 see ya tomorrow .....
Venting prevents me from free rides in the back of a cop car.
Face your problems don't vent. (Clearly, I'm a big fan of this one).
Venting every feeling isn't mature. Learning to deal with unpleasant feelings is an important aspect of maturity. (Emmm...f*ck this one).
If you have to talk to more than 3 people about the same problem, you don't want help, you want attention.
If I can punch you in the throat without moving my feet, you're in my personal space.
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Whoever said "words will never hurt me", you're right. Words kill instead.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
A receding hare line.
The thief said: "I need money to make the payments on this gun." 😵
"I haven't been so excited about the weekend since last weekend."
"Today is Saturday, which means that today I'll be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking."
"If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans."
:) "You are llamazing."
here are some quotes about caregivers:
"That embarrassing moment when you almost run to help an elderly stranger use a public toilet. Because...it's habit, ya know?"
"Me time? Oh yes, thanks for reminding me. It's #582 on my to-do list."
"Being a caregiver is a work of heart."
:) "I never dreamed I would be the best freakin' caregiver in the world but here I am..."
(please everyone, give yourself that award)
:)
:) "Self-care isn't selfish."
hugs from me!! :)
bundle of joy :)