I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Momma always said if a child is old enough to ask a question they deserve an age appropriate truthful answer but we got down into the periodic table to define what a chemical was... and then a discussion of using vinegar-salt-dawn natural weed killer vs man made chemical weed killers!
Getting Lucky refers to remembering where your car is parked after you've finished shopping
An All Nighter means not having to get up in the night to go to the bathroom
Getting Some Action means the extra fiber you ate yesterday is working
Your sweetie says "let's go upstairs and make love" and you say "Honey, I can't mange both"
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Should I put this on the "suicide" thread? 🤭
Sorry. 🦝️
"...if you stand on your tippy-toes, you can see Friday!"
"It's Thursday and it really feels like Thursday. Sometimes things just work out."
"Some people call it Thursday. I call it Friday Eve."
:) have an awesome weekend everyone,
bundle of joy :)
said no one in history ever!
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Monday
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Monday
"Funny positive affirmations:
-My mistakes don't define me. My jokes do.
-Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet from inside.
-I'm intelligent. The thing is, I'm still getting ready.
-I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
-I don't care how much you don't like me: last I checked, the road to heaven isn't through your yard.
-Weird is a side-effect of awesome."
hugs! some more quotes:
🙂 "I'm always one time zone behind myself."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."
"In life, your greatest wealth is not your money, but your time."
"To make time fly, throw your watch out the window."
"I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee." 🙂
here some quotes on music:
"MUSIC - the other non-addictive, mood-altering, non-substance. Ask your doctor if music is right for you. Common side-effects include, but are not limited to, uncontrolled head bobbing, toe tapping, finger snapping and persistent melody flashbacks."
"A day without music...Just kidding. I have no idea what that's like."
"My neighbours listen to good music whether they like it or not."
🙂 "I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on."
can't wait to hear the soundtrack!
bundle of joy 🙂
🙂 “My coffee needs me, I must get out of bed. Happy Sunday!”
(dear llamalover…NOW which time zone do you think i’m in? in the pond, across the pond, above the pond, no pond? 🙂)
“I swear it was like Friday 9 minutes ago.”
“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
“The truth is, most of us discover where we’re heading, when we arrive.”
🙂 “Enjoy your Sunday like a pro.”