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:) "Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre pre pre pre Friday."
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:) "Happy Tuesday! Or as I like to think of it, pre pre pre Friday."
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"If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, 'Did you bring the money?'"
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Creed II is a boxing movie right? Watch with the right 7 yo and you could find yourself explaining what a pregnancy test is and how one works!

Momma always said if a child is old enough to ask a question they deserve an age appropriate truthful answer but we got down into the periodic table to define what a chemical was... and then a discussion of using vinegar-salt-dawn natural weed killer vs man made chemical weed killers!
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:) "Wednesday: only 4,320 minutes till the weekend!"
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:) "May the 4th be with you!"
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Timing is everything.
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:) "Happy Wednesday! Or as I like to think of it, pre pre Friday."
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You know you're getting old when...

Getting Lucky refers to remembering where your car is parked after you've finished shopping
An All Nighter means not having to get up in the night to go to the bathroom
Getting Some Action means the extra fiber you ate yesterday is working
Your sweetie says "let's go upstairs and make love" and you say "Honey, I can't mange both"
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. 🤣

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Should I put this on the "suicide" thread? 🤭

Sorry. 🦝️
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:) "It's Friday!!!!........Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow."
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:) "Happy Thursday! Or as I like to think of it, pre Friday."
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"It's Thursday...Or as I like to call it...'Day 4 of the hostage situation.'"

"...if you stand on your tippy-toes, you can see Friday!"

"It's Thursday and it really feels like Thursday. Sometimes things just work out."

"Some people call it Thursday. I call it Friday Eve."
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🙂 "Is it just me or does coffee taste better on Friday mornings?"
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:) "Just remember: 'Hey, it's Friday'...is a valid excuse for almost anything today."
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:) "Happy Friday!!!! Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food."

:) have an awesome weekend everyone,

bundle of joy :)
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🙂 "I came, I saw, I started to conquer...but I got tired and took a nap."
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"I'm so sad it's Friday, I wish it were Monday..."
said no one in history ever!

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🙂 "If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a glass of wine. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."
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Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
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Monday
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"Funny positive affirmations:

-My mistakes don't define me. My jokes do.
-Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet from inside.
-I'm intelligent. The thing is, I'm still getting ready.
-I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
-I don't care how much you don't like me: last I checked, the road to heaven isn't through your yard.
-Weird is a side-effect of awesome."
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🙂 "I wasn't planning on going for a run today. But those cops came out of nowhere."
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🙂 “I’m not the one to brag but I totally got out of bed today. Happy Saturday!”
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BOJ: You must be ' 'cross the pond.'
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dear llamalover :),

hugs! some more quotes:

🙂 "I'm always one time zone behind myself."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"In life, your greatest wealth is not your money, but your time."

"To make time fly, throw your watch out the window."

"I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee." 🙂
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🙂 i hope everyone's saturday's going great!

here some quotes on music:

"MUSIC - the other non-addictive, mood-altering, non-substance. Ask your doctor if music is right for you. Common side-effects include, but are not limited to, uncontrolled head bobbing, toe tapping, finger snapping and persistent melody flashbacks."

"A day without music...Just kidding. I have no idea what that's like."

"My neighbours listen to good music whether they like it or not."

🙂 "I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on."
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🙂 i think this is my new favorite quote: "I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on."

can't wait to hear the soundtrack!

bundle of joy 🙂
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BOJ: Thanks.
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❤️ “Be someone’s Sunday.”

🙂 “My coffee needs me, I must get out of bed. Happy Sunday!”
(dear llamalover…NOW which time zone do you think i’m in? in the pond, across the pond, above the pond, no pond? 🙂)

“I swear it was like Friday 9 minutes ago.”

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”

“The truth is, most of us discover where we’re heading, when we arrive.”

🙂 “Enjoy your Sunday like a pro.”
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BOJ: The 'pond' reference is the Atlantic Ocean.
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