I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
12. I went back to the dermatologist and asked why he was taking so long, and he said he didn’t wanna make any rash decisions.
13. My proctologist told me he’s there to “rectify” any issue I may have. In the “end” I'll be better for it.
So far my cousins and friends in FL have flooded streets and yards with power outages and water within inches of entering their homes BUT the strom surges, rain, and high tides are still raising the water levels. All have single level homes so if it gets in the cleanup will be a major pain but at least the houses are still standing.
We were discussing the wedding vows and how they change over the years. In reference to "in sickness and in health", he said "When I said it I meant it, but I didn't know what it meant!" He's caring for a disabled wife while I care for my Alz/dementia husband. I have been thinking about it all morning myself, while cleaning the bathroom 12 times!
Hang in there, we can do this!
“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
“About to start telling people different stories about my life so when they get together & gossip about me, they end up arguing.”
“I don’t manipulate people, I motivate them to see things my way.”
“You’re in my inappropriate thoughts.”
“Out of all my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.”
“Never put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket.”
“Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited.”
But, someone has to say this.
I'm proud of you.
Remember three things.
1. “Damn the torpedoes,”
2. "Take no prisoners!"
3. "Frankly, don't give a damn about their reactions!"
“I’m too busy to tell people how busy I am.”
That is so true!
if you ever feel bad, call me. i promise to sing for you. then you can decide what’s worse.
bundle of joy
“If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.”
Nothing in this world so valuable as peace of mind. Keep these coming!
As he ages, this will not improve.
it becomes
aware wolf.
Somedays you're a bug.
Somedays you're a windshield.
1. Q: Where do bugs get off the train?
A: At the infestation.
2. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
3. People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
4. My friend and I opened a gym for ants. He thinks the business is failing and wants to quit, but I refused and told him, “no way; we’re still working out the bugs!”
5. Q: Why are frogs always so happy?
A: They eat whatever is bugging them.
6. Q: What do you call a bug that hesitates before biting something?
A: A nervous tick.