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“The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.”
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“If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank’ you is all I need.
Not all this ‘how did you get in my house?’ business.”
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“Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.”
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“Oh boyyy, who left the bag of idiots open?”
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“Caution:
When someone says get a grip, apparently around the neck is NOT what they meant.”
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“Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think…oh*** it’s the cops!”
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🥰 happy sunday everyone!! i hope every day you’re getting closer to your goals, and how you want your life to be.

i loved your jokes, sendhelp, poodle, inmyshoes. made me crack up. 🙂

have an AWESOME sunday everyone!
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“The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my *** problem.”
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hi bandy7, not my problem that you have a problem with it.

have a GREAT sunday!! enjoy it!! 🥰
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“I’ve just been diagnosed with NCD. No Can Do.”
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“On those truly insane days, apply face directly to wall.”
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“Where can I download motivation?”
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“…I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired. Today isn’t looking so good, and I’ve already used up tomorrow’s tired.”
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"I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving."
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"I don't know if my body can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense."
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"You don't get smarter as you get older. There is just less stupid stuff left that you haven't already done."
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"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
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“Sunday killer (noun). Any person who speaks of school or work on a Sunday, killing the weekend buzz and causing another person to realize tomorrow is Monday.”
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“If you aren’t procrastinating a little bit today, you’re just not doing Sunday right!”
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Bandy, this is what mrstibit posted when she started this thread. Just thought you could read it anew.

Jokes needed to lighten our day. Enter at your own risk!

I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Bundle, thank you for ALL of your jokes and "bits of wisdom". You are appreciated. :-)
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“Bundle, thank you for ALL of your jokes and "bits of wisdom". You are appreciated. :-)”

🥰 so sweet! thanks a lot, isthisrealyreal.

now, where was i?…oh yeah, scratching my xmas reindeer antlers on my head, while i drink my sunday tea. although i love coffee jokes, the funny thing is…i never, ever, ever drink coffee.

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“You know how you just wake up some mornings and you feel so refreshed and cheerful, you’re like. ‘I don’t even need coffee’? Yeah. Me, neither. And I don’t trust anyone who says they do. Uncaffeinated freaks.”
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“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
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Definition of diplomacy : telling someone to go to h3!! In such a way as they are actually looking forward to the trip.
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“Sorry I can’t go out today. There’s a couch stuck to me.”
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“Here’s a little song I wrote…Where in the h3!! did my weekend go?”
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“Well played Monday…I wasn’t expecting you.”
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“Nope. Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing.”
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“Excuse me, which level of h3!! is this?”
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“Funny guys are dangerous, they’ll make you laugh, and laugh and laugh then boom you are naked.”
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“I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.”
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