I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"New year? I have to see the trailer first."
"Sorry, I can't right now. I'm verrrry busy, doing nothing."
“I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”
“There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I’m thinking of continuing.”
“Me: Please let me sleep!
Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.”
"I'm sorry and "my bad" mean the same thing...
Unless you are at a funeral."
Words truly are situational and perspective.
Thank you! Great big warm hug to you this beautiful day.
the quote made me laugh too!!
“Some people just need a sympathetic pat…
on the head…
with a hammer.”
is losing her ever lovin' mind right now trying to get things done
and is probably threatening to cancel Christmas🤶
“SANTA
knows when I’m sleeping,
he knows when I’m awake,
he knows if I’ve been good or bad…
I find that rather creepy.”
“It’s Monday again, you’ve got to be kitten me.”
“Whale, whale, whale, so we meet again Monday.”
“I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.”
“Hello doctor, I already diagnosed myself on the internet. I am only here for a second opinion.”
12 december 2022…
“Uh-ohhh, that’s not good. Santa just unfriended me on facebook.”
”Our entire universe is probably in a tiny jar somewhere, placed on a shelf in an alien child’s room as a science fair project that got a C-.”
“A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn’t implement any of it.”
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
“Time,
The healer and the killer."
"Trickle down economy bin."
"Tips: another way to say THANK YOU for not playing Justin Bieber."
"Money is the root of all evil. Cleanse yourself here."
"Afraid of change? Leave it here."
"Help send my cat to ninja school!"
"Even the Titanic tipped!"
"On a scale $1 - $10 how attractive are YOU??"
"Tips: they're like hugs without the awkward body contact."
"Family kidnapped by ninjas. Need $$$ for karate lessons."
“I’m trying to get into the holiday spirit, but the bottle won’t open.”
“Keep calm and jingle all the way.”
“Be good or I will text Santa.”
“Santa saw your instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for xmas.”
“1 day of coal.
364 days of fun.
I’ll take my chances.”
“Keep calm and wait for Santa.”
A xmas tree is lying on the couch. A therapist is sitting in an armchair, with a notebook, taking notes. The xmas tree looks depressed.
Xmas tree: It turns out, none of the presents were for me.
26 December
Santa is at the doctor's office. Doctor comes with the lab results.
Doctor: Bad news, Nick. You tested positive for Covid. Have you travelled anywhere in the last 24 hours?