I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.”
“This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.”
“I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die.”
“Not to brag
but I’ve been avoiding people long before the virus outbreak started.”
“I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.”
“Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.”
“Smile? I am smiling.”
“Some babies were dropped on their heads. But you were clearly thrown at a wall.”
“If you’re happy and you know it, clap your face.”
“Every silver lining has a cloud.”
“See you tomorrow? Thanks for the warning.”
“I wish I could text my dog.”
“I was the boss 🐾 until 🐾 I got a cat.“
“My cat thinks I’m kind of a 😍BIG DEAL😍.”
“The 🐾 dog 🐾 has been fed. DON’T FALL FOR HIS LIES.”
“It was me. I let the dogs 🐾ut.”
“Sorry I am only talking to 🐾 my dog today. You can try again tomorrow.”
“🐾 Dogs and coffee make me feel less murdery.”
“Books & coffee & dogs & social justice."
“I need coffee right meowwwwww.”
determined to drink less,
eat right and
exercise more.
But that was hours ago
when I was younger and full of hope....
Herbal Teas!
Reading the fine print....
Why would the tea bag state "drink responsibly?".
This struck me as somehow funny. But it is still early and foregoing the herbal teas, I have not had my coffee yet.
dear Lord,
thank you for helping me.
so far today I have not been grouchy, irritable, or angry.
but i am about to get out of bed now
and will need your help even more.
"'Tis the season...to be grumpy."
"Grumpinator."
"All I want for xmas...is to punch you."
"Team Grumpy."
"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."
"Feliz Navi-Don't."
"Made the naughty list...good."
"Dashing through the...no."
"Meowy xmas!"
"Oh xmas tree, oh xmas tree...your ornaments are history."
“We 🐾 woof 🐾 you a Merry Xmas!”
🐕 🐾 “He sees you when you’re eating…he knows when you’ve got snacks…”
🐕 🐾 “He’s making a list…I’ve eaten it twice…”
“All I want for xmas is YOU
and pizza
but you too.”
🐕 “My human is wrapped around my little 🐾.”
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found a 🐾.”
🐾
“You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog.”
🐾