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“Papa turtle to Son turtle:
You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you’re 500 years old, you’ll understand.”
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❤️🙂 happy sunday!

"It's Sunday. Movement is optional."
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"Sloth mode activated."

"Nope. 🦥 Not today."

"Anything you can do, I can do slower."

"Born to be mild."

"I worked out today. I lifted my eyelids."

"Sloth running team. We'll get there when we get there."

"Please sloth down."

"I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing."

"I'm too lazy to stop being lazy."

🥰 "Don't hurry. Be happy."
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"I got out of bed for this?"
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"I have about 5 personalities. You're gonna get whoever wakes up first."
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“Dear Santa,
It was just 🎅🏻 a phase…”
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😉🎅🏻 "Works 1 day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you."
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What did the snail say while riding on the turtles back?


Wheeeeeeeeee!
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"Wishing you a paw-sitively paw-some Christmas!"
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“All I want for xmas
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is a nap.”
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🦥🦥🦥 “I only wake up for presents.”
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🦥🦥🦥 “It’s beginning to look a sloth like xmas.”
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"Live like someone left the gate open."
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❤️🙂🎄🎄❄️❄️ goodnight from over here!!

🦥 “Wake me up when it’s xmas.”

🎅🏻🦥 “Slow ho ho.”

🦥 “I’m cute 🥰 and I know it.”

🦥 “To do. Hang from tree branch. Relax.”
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“A lawyer approaches Santa:
Mr.Claus, you’re named in a class action lawsuit for discriminating against the “naughty”.”
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“A girl sitting on Santa’s lap, with a loooong list of xmas wishes:
You know, this could take a while - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?”
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"The guy who discovered milk...


What was he doing?"
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"Wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation."
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"You think I'm sarcastic?? You should hear what I DON'T say."
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"I'm not so sure about an inner child. I have an inner idiot who surfaces every now and then."
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4 women, each wearing different T-shirts.
"Keep fit"
"I ❤️ sport"
"Run for life"
"Sod it - you could get hit by a bus tomorrow"

Tracey had her own slogan she liked to live by.
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"You had me at 'We'll make it look like an accident'."
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"I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there is a small hole in the bag somewhere."
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"I have nothing in common with people who wash, dry, fold, and put their laundry away all in one day."
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"I've put myself in a time-out until I can play nice with others. This may take a while."
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❤️🙂🎄🎄❄️❄️

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“Wreck the tree and blame the doggies.
Fa la la la la la la la la!”
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❤️🙂🎄🎄❄️❄️ my cat…

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“Wait…Did you say I’m allowed to get in the tree or NOT allowed? I forget.”
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“Feliz Naughty Cat”
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“Everything tastes better with cat hair in it.”
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“Dear Santa, I’m too cute for the naughty list.”
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