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“All we know for certain about today is that coffee will be involved.”
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“Yawn. Sip. Repeat. Happy Friday!"
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“I'm holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I'm pretty busy."
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“Some people should calm down and take a deep breath, then hold it for twenty minutes.”
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“Making excuses burns zero calories per hour.”
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“You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me! I’ll train you…
Make your appointment today 🙂.”
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“You inspire my inner serial killer."
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🙃

“You can always depend on me to make things weird.
I got this."
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“Sorry I can't...
I have to walk my unicorn."
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“I'm looking
for a
tall,
dark,
rich
cup of coffee.”
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“The first rule of passive aggressive club is…
You know what,
never mind.
It’s FINE.”
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“I keep trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas.”
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“Don’t judge me ’cause I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”
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❤️🙂 it's 7 january, the 1st week of the new year has gone by...i hope the new year is starting off greattttt for all of you!! and if there's trouble, i hope goood solutions come your way. head up!!

anywayyyyy, it's time for more jokes...

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” 

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”

🙂 “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

🙂 "If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success, wrong by wrong."

❤️ "Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
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"When I was little, I don't know what I thought being a grown-up would be like, but I had no idea there would be so much coffee and swearing."
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"First my coffee, then your nonsense."
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"I drink this coffee so you all may live another day."
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"Stay calm
and aggressive."
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"I'm not passive aggressive
** unlike some **
PEOPLE."
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"What's the medical condition for needing to eat 30,000 calories right before bed every night? Asking for a friend."
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"I'm just going to flip this omelette here

annnnddd...

I'm having scrambled eggs."
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"You know that moment when you close a cupboard and hear something fall? That's the sound of someone else's problem."
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"Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands??"
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"What time is too early to start drinking?
(Asking for a friend)"
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@bundleofjoy

Ha! I laughed out loud...really!

"You know that moment when you close a cupboard and hear something fall? That's the sound of someone else's problem." 

Good one 🙈🙉🙊
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hugs, natasana!! :) :)
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"I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday."
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"Mondays: the only day you can wear the same exact outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing."
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“Monday??! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”
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"Cleverly disguised - as a - responsible adult."
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