I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"...I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show."
"If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all."
"The road to success is paved in coffee."
"DON'T YOU type at me IN THAT TONE OF VOICE."
"Stop petting my peeves."
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
"I don't trip. I do random gravity checks."
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting to do things..."
"Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars."
"Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?"
"Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now on I'm going to concentrate on getting taller."
"If over-thinking situations burned calories, I'd be dead."
"To die will be an
awfully long adventure."
"I run because I like donuts..."
anywayyy, it's time for?...donut stress...
"Donuts made me do it."
"The only circle of trust you should have is a donut."
"Donut stop me now."
"Donuts. An excuse to eat cake for breakfast."
🥰 "Are you a donut? Because I find you aDOUGHrable."
❤️🙂
"Brains are awesome! Wish everybody had one."
"Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger, anxiety and a serious dislike for stupid people."
"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time."
"I wish I were a unicorn so I could stab idiots with my head."
"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy."
It is 2:44:00 am AEST
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
in Brisbane Australia.
But I agree, it is Monday today, in most places in the U.S. 🇺🇸
but of course you can’t know where i am. and i myself am very confused where i am.
by the way, the day i got the days mixed up, i had been travelling by plane recently, so i got all confused.
❤️🙂 wellll, here’s more about confusion:
my life has a superb cat, i mean cast, but I can’t figure out the plot…
🐈
“I’m confused.
No wait…
Maybe I’m not.”
“My room is - not - dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.”
"I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories."
“Boy:
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Girl:
Are you saying I'm fat?"
"I just burned 3,000 calories. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven."
"I'm always being forced to do things that I'm not qualified for, like being nice to others."
So the joke about my cooking became, brown it's cooking, black it's done :-).
I learned to cook but, I still get teased about BIC/BID.