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It could be Friday, somewhere in the world...but it's NOT.

I am off to explore the AI generated answer to your question BOJ.

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World Clock, it is either Wednesday or Thursday all around the world.
Unless you believe the world is flat.

Everything is going to be ok, it is great, it is all great. Or soon, it will be greater!

Nothing bad is happening now.
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"You play the victim so well. I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk.”
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"Sargasm (noun). When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.”
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“If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.”
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“I feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there.”
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“I’m sorry, your opinion wasn’t in the recipe.”
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"PEOPLE…
not a big fan.”
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“I’m a little door-key.”
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“If I could unmeet some people…I would.”
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“Me: Sometimes I talk to myself.

Me: OMG same.”
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"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
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“Currently fasting from people."
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“Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
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"Our pointless conversations mean a lot to me."
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The saddest question in the universe:
"Did you get my text?"
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"If common sense
is common why are
you without it?"
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"Let's play a game called u bring me food and I eat it."
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"Hey this is just a very normal and serious text with no hidden meaning whatsoever."
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"You look like I need a drink."
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"This drink will improve your dance moves."
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"Cut off your dead ends for growth. And I'm not just talking about your hair."
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"YOU CAN DO HARD THINGS.
(But only after you've totally freaked out about them. Once you've done that you should be fine.)"
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"Don't flatter - yourself - I only look up to you because I'm short."
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"It's OK if the only thing you did today was breathe."
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"Some children threaten to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
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❤️ ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️ goooood morning everyone!

"THINGS I NEED FOR TODAY:
-coffee
-personal space
-magical task-performing helpers
-5 more hours of sleep
-a notice congratulating me on winning the lottery
-more coffee
-negativity-repelling force field
-sparkling sense of humour 🙂

APPARENTLY, I'll be starting with coffee."
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"Due to personal reasons
I need a cookie."
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"Due to personal reasons
I'm eating a lasagna in my shower."
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"Due  to personal reasons
I will always overreact before thinking logically & rationally."
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"Due to personal reasons
I will be moving to the fantasy world in my head."
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