I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Time to put an ‘out of order’ sticker on my head and call it a day.”
"You live and learn. Then you die
and forget it all."
"I talk to myself
every day
but I never listen."
"If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you're overdressed."
"X: You've got a problem with avoiding personal accountability.
Y: Ya, and whose fault is that?"
"At the office.
Boss calls the secretary: Miss Wilcox, send in someone to blame."
A family sitting around a table, playing a board game, called: Accountability, The Blame Game.
"Don't worry if you don't know the rules - we're making it up as we go along..."
Pop singers are mysteriously silent on the subject of caregiving...
"Me, most days:
running on coffee, stubbornness and a lot of questionable life decisions."
"Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said...
'Cookies, lots of cookies.'
Long story short, my soulmate is out there."
"So many reasons to be grumpy
so little time."
“Me: Change is painful. But ultimately, it’s worth it if I’ve grown as a person.
Coffee: Why are you so dramatic? All you did was change from pajamas to clothes.
Me: Adulthood means making sacrifices.
Coffee: I think you need a refill.”
Reminder:
In a world full of chaos, uncertainty and nonsense, there are still fresh cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪, new plans to make and wild dreams to chase.”
"Don't mind me, I'm waiting for a narcissist to change and apologize and validate the pain they caused."
"Are you busy tomorrow?"
That entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me.
“You tested positive for being negative.”
“I may shake things up today by being in a good mood.”
“You’ve really gotta hand it to short people.
…Because we usually can’t reach it anyways.”
“Website:
We use cookies to improve our performance.
Me:
Same.”
🍔:
"There, there, it'll be all right."
🥑:
“Not yet
not yet
not yet
not yet
eat me now
too late.”
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re probably just being realistic.”
Written on a tombstone:
“I’ve reached step one to becoming a zombie”
Some people gathered around the tombstone. Someone says:
“He was always a strange sort of optimist.”
🙂
29,376,000 seconds (340 days) until xmas!
🎄🎄🎄
"People say money is not the key to happiness, but if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
"I love humankind... it's people I can't stand!!"
"I'm not crazy — I've just been in a very bad mood for 80 years."
"Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway."
"So this is my life — until I win the lottery."
"Husband:
Good morning.
Me:
You need to calm down.”