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"Success isn’t that difficult; it merely involves taking twenty steps in a singular direction. Most people take one step in twenty directions.”
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❤️🙂 gooood morning!

"If you're going to rise
you might as well shine."
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"A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower."
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"I've got 99 problems
and a longer weekend could solve 98 of them."
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"I've got 99 problems
and they all involve food.
Delicious food."
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"I've got 99 problems
but that’s 693 in dog problems!!"
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"A dead battery can't jump a dead battery.
Get away from people who can't charge your spirit when you need a jump."
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"Seize the day
unless maybe
it's Monday."
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"I tried to see things
your way.
You're still an idiot."
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Husband: What's for dinner?
Wife: Nothing
Husband: We had nothing last night.
Wife: I know, I made enough for two days.
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❤️🙂 good morning!! ☕☕

"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
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"I spent 4 years in college.
I didn't learn a thing.

It was really my own fault.
I had a double major
in psychology and reverse psychology."
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"I just did a video chat with my grandma and I'm happy to report
the top of her head is doing great."
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"Hibernation mode: On."
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"Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter."
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"Morning (noun):
The time when the bed has more gravity."
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"When life throws you a burger
eat it."
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"When life throws you a curveball,
hit it out of the park!!!"
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🐧 "It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."
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"Penguins can't fly.
I can't fly.
Therefore I'm a penguin."
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"Keep calm
&
love penguins."
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"I think you can make this year great!"
---2023 motivational penguin 🐧
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"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this."
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"Dear life,
I don't want to go through things that don't kill me and make me stronger anymore. Thanks for your understanding."
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"Guess who got a lot done today???
Not me.
But congratulations
to someone out there."
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"Let's all take a moment
to be thankful
I don't have the power
to turn people
into frogs."
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"Nope...Still don't care.
Try again tomorrow."
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I needed something cheerful, and looked this up. Various versions, but this is the one we sung in my childhood.

I met an engine on the track,
All hot and heavy hearted,
And this is what he said to me
As up the hill he started:
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!
At any rate I'll try it.

He reached the top and looking back
To where he first had doubted.
He started on the downward track
And this is what he shouted:
I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could!
My friend, you should have known it.
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Margaret,

I read that children’s book to my daughters a bazillion times. It always made me smile 😊.

We donated several books but there were a few that I kept. That was one I kept!

Thanks for the smile 😊.

The Little Engine That Could

Watty Piper
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What will you have?"
The rabbit says: "I don't know, I am just here because of autocorrect".
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