I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Success isn’t that difficult; it merely involves taking twenty steps in a singular direction. Most people take one step in twenty directions.”
"If you're going to rise
you might as well shine."
"A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower."
"I've got 99 problems
and a longer weekend could solve 98 of them."
"I've got 99 problems
and they all involve food.
Delicious food."
"I've got 99 problems
but that’s 693 in dog problems!!"
"A dead battery can't jump a dead battery.
Get away from people who can't charge your spirit when you need a jump."
"Seize the day
unless maybe
it's Monday."
"I tried to see things
your way.
You're still an idiot."
Wife: Nothing
Husband: We had nothing last night.
Wife: I know, I made enough for two days.
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
"I spent 4 years in college.
I didn't learn a thing.
It was really my own fault.
I had a double major
in psychology and reverse psychology."
"I just did a video chat with my grandma and I'm happy to report
the top of her head is doing great."
"Morning (noun):
The time when the bed has more gravity."
"When life throws you a burger
eat it."
"When life throws you a curveball,
hit it out of the park!!!"
🐧 "It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."
"Penguins can't fly.
I can't fly.
Therefore I'm a penguin."
"Keep calm
&
love penguins."
"I think you can make this year great!"
---2023 motivational penguin 🐧
"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this."
"Dear life,
I don't want to go through things that don't kill me and make me stronger anymore. Thanks for your understanding."
"Guess who got a lot done today???
Not me.
But congratulations
to someone out there."
"Let's all take a moment
to be thankful
I don't have the power
to turn people
into frogs."
"Nope...Still don't care.
Try again tomorrow."
I met an engine on the track,
All hot and heavy hearted,
And this is what he said to me
As up the hill he started:
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!
At any rate I'll try it.
He reached the top and looking back
To where he first had doubted.
He started on the downward track
And this is what he shouted:
I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could!
My friend, you should have known it.
I read that children’s book to my daughters a bazillion times. It always made me smile 😊.
We donated several books but there were a few that I kept. That was one I kept!
Thanks for the smile 😊.
The Little Engine That Could
Watty Piper
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What will you have?"
The rabbit says: "I don't know, I am just here because of autocorrect".