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here we f****g go again."
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"Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity."
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"Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it."
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"Have you tried dwelling on it forever?"
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"I'm good enough at making excuses
that I don't need to be good at anything else!"
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"Plan B is firing whoever came up with Plan A."
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"My life is
just a series
of awkward
- and -
humiliating moments
separated by
SNACKS."
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List of things I’m handling well currently:
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“What does not kill you
will likely try again.”
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“Interviewer:
So, tell me about yourself.

Me:
I’d rather not. I really want this job.”
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“…My sarcasm and my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.”
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“I don’t want a valuable life lesson.
I just want an ice cream.”
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Ice cream with chocolate sauce on top.
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"Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.
Those people are called bartenders."
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"Be nice to the bartender.
Only he knows what's in your drink."
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“With ice cream,
anything is popsicle!"
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"My brain is 90% ice cream."
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"Most people want a perfect relationship...
I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
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"Women:
shampoo for dry, damaged hair

Men:
6 in 1 shampoo for
face, hair, body, floor, car, dishwasher"
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"If you like someone, set them free.
If they come back,
it means nobody
liked them. Set
them free again."
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"When I die I would like to be scattered over Disneyland.
I don't wish to be cremated."

Sorry, someone said this on Facebook the other day and I simply burst out laughing at the picture.
I know: I am utterly perverse.
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Alva,

Sounds like a thrill ride! LOL 😆

Hey, I am the person who got off the ride and got right back in line to ride it again. LOVE the rush of Tower of Terror in DisneyWorld! Free falls are fun!

I enjoyed DisneyLand too. Disney is the happiest place on earth, so I say, go for it!

We will look for the headlines about your adventurous ending!
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Need, I am 80 and never have been to a Disneyland anywhere. I don't have the inclination, and at 80 we may be looking at too late now. I did love the thrill rides when I was a kid, but that was Missouri in the 50s, a carnival, and they weren't all that "thrilling", hee hee.
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Alva,

I know what you mean. I didn’t go to DisneyWorld until I was an adult! We had an amusement park here in New Orleans when I was a child and I loved the rides. Yes, they were nothing like the thrill rides that we have now.

I’m not too far behind you in age. I’m 67.

You did make me smile when you wrote about being scattered over Disney! 😊

I also have a warped sense of humor at times. Hahaha.

Last night in the ‘General Topic’ discussions, Gershun said that she wanted someone to sit on a wire brush and swivel. I thought that was hysterically funny 😆!
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“When does season 2 of 2023 start? I do not like season 1.”
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“Can’t decide if I want to be cute & cuddly or blow some stuff up.
Decisions, decisions…”
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The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems.

Then it occurred to me, I don't think I know 5 people without any problems.
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"Without Valentine's Day, February would be...well, January."
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“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
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"I’d share my door with you if we were on a sinking ship."
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