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I heard about a new movie called "Constipation".

...it hasn't come out yet!
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"Less talk
More tacos"
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"The only bad
taco is the one
you didn't eat."
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"I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me, too."
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❤️ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

"Inhale tacos.
Exhale negativity.
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“I’m in a serious relation-chip.”
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“I eat tacos over a tortilla
so when the stuff falls out
BOOM
another taco.”
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Just in case you missed it, GladI'mHere just wished us all 'Happy VD'. That's one way to look at it!
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There was an old British Rail poster, from the days when people went to Blackpool or Skegness by train, rather than Spain by air. It said “Getting There is Half the Fun”. I reckon that definitely applies to VD celebrations!
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Hi Margaret, do you mean VD as in venereal disease.
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"I even overthink my overthinking."
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"Does anyone else get out of bed in multiples of 0 or 5? Like if it gets to 7:21, I'm like nah I missed it, I'll get up at 7:25."
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"Why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?"
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"Mosquitoes are the only ones who think I'm a snack."
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"Me after overthinking something for 3 days straight:
It's really...not that serious."
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"Day 2 of arguing in my head with a stranger who was slightly rude to me yesterday and I think I've got her on the ropes."
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"What doesn't kill us
makes our drinks stronger."
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"Professional chaos coordinator."
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"Please hold...I suddenly have to bang my head against a wall."
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PolarBear, far be it from me to corrupt the minds of the pure!
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"Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today!"
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"I'm so stressed that relaxing makes me more stressed because I'm not working on what's making me stressed."
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"Too many people look at the holes in their life and miss the glorious bagel right in front of them."
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"INSERT COFFEE TO BEGIN."
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"Turns out I am not an afternoon person, either."
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"Oh sure, you're street smart.
Sesame Street smart."
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"I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?"
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"I remember too many small details about people.
Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out."
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"Hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've talked to, like I'm really sorry."
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Penguin parties are very awkward and boring. No one wants to break the ice!
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