I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
...it hasn't come out yet!
"Less talk
More tacos"
"The only bad
taco is the one
you didn't eat."
"I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me, too."
"Inhale tacos.
Exhale negativity.
“I’m in a serious relation-chip.”
“I eat tacos over a tortilla
so when the stuff falls out
BOOM
another taco.”
"I even overthink my overthinking."
"Why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?"
"Me after overthinking something for 3 days straight:
It's really...not that serious."
"What doesn't kill us
makes our drinks stronger."
"Professional chaos coordinator."
"Please hold...I suddenly have to bang my head against a wall."
"Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today!"
"I'm so stressed that relaxing makes me more stressed because I'm not working on what's making me stressed."
"Too many people look at the holes in their life and miss the glorious bagel right in front of them."
"INSERT COFFEE TO BEGIN."
"Turns out I am not an afternoon person, either."
"Oh sure, you're street smart.
Sesame Street smart."
"I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?"
"I remember too many small details about people.
Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out."
"Hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've talked to, like I'm really sorry."