I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I'm so tired, even my tiredness is tired."
"Tomorrow's forecast:
Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing at least 3 ☕☕☕ cups of coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon."
"Most harm is done by people who are awake."
"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room
is
losing a spider in your room."
I'm not surprised - he never looks forward to anything.
"How to lose weight:
Turn your head to the left,
turn your head to the right.
Repeat this exercise
whenever offered food."
“I wish I were as overweight as the first time I thought I was overweight.”
"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale."
NOT Elizabeth."
“I like my friends a waffle lot.”
“Forget your sign. What’s your favorite waffle topping?”
“Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.”
“Love means never having to say sorry I ate your waffle.”
"I have the best taste in clothes.
I'm just too poor to prove it."
"I doubt,
therefore I might be."
"I'm so poor I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle."
"I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain."
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
"Does anyone else get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night???"
"If idiots could fly
this place would be an airport."
Dad, there is a small get-together tomorrow at school...please come...
Dad:
What do you mean by small??
Son:
Only you, me, and the principal..."
"Not bossy.
Aggressively helpful."
"Probably late for something."
"ABRACADABRA
Nope, you're still here."
"Sorry I'm late.
I got attacked by elves."
"LIFE
is all about how you handle Plan B."