I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Wake up beauty
it's time to beast."
"Be careful how you're talking to yourself
because you're listening."
"How to hug a porcupine:
in other words, the difficult people in your life."
"Life has its ups and downs...
We call them squats."
have been walking?
Accident victim: “My family already knows my name.”
So that accountants would have someone to laugh at.
The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have".
The rabbit replies "I have no idea. I am only here because of AutoCorrect."
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
"Don't make me poison your food."
"This home is built on
love
&
swear words."
"Save the bees.
Plant more trees.
Clean the seas.
Punch nazis."
"Here's another day of
outward smiles
and inward screams."
"What doesn't kill you
mutates
and tries again."
I'll tell you later
told him to watch this space.
be honest, the writing’s been on the wall for some time.
“Round? Round? Get a round! I’ll get a round.”
Poultry in motion.
breakfast.
I wasn’t just mad, I was foaming at the mouth!
house before you do.
Comedy
"Hunting bigfoot".
Also on Youtube.
"I think the reason we're born with two hands
is so we can pet two dogs at once."
"Dear wine,
We had a deal. You were supposed to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk."
"Do not believe
all the things you tell yourself late at night."
"First time in history
we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV
and doing nothing.
Let's not screw this up."