I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"When your 'mom voice' is so loud
that even your neighbours brush their teeth and get dressed."
"The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are."
"I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."
"Happiness is...
being yourself,
in a world that is constantly trying to change you."
They take the psycho path.
Because she felt crummy!
Lawsuits!
In snow banks!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Odor in the court.
They planet.
What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A Bed.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down and perspired for an hour. By the time I got my leotard on, the class was already over.”
When you are 80 and drop something, you decide that you don’t need it anymore.
"Go to bed in your fireplace; you'll sleep like a log."
It had great food, but no atmosphere. 😂
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.👏😝
"Every 60 seconds, there's someone posting a positive message they don't live by."
"My back-up plan is my original plan but with more alcohol."
"Trying to be less of an ****hole
than I was yesterday...
Baby steps.
F****k you."
"Fight like you're the third monkey trying to get on Noah's ark..."
The bartender says, “Why the long face?” 🐴
"It's going tibia OK."
"Therapist's office.
Patient in sofa:
I could kill for a good cup of coffee right now.
Therapist scribbling down:
Patient has latte homicidal tendencies."
"Therapist's office.
Patient in sofa.
Therapist in armchair, making a phone call:
I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
"X:
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Me:
Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked."
"Sometimes you meet someone
and you know from the first moment
that you want to spend your whole life without them."
"I solve all my problems by creating three new ones as distractions."
"When this is all over,
please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me."