I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Don't worry, it’s just a touch of tinsellitis!
After several questions of a general nature he ask G'Pa if he ever killed anyone.
After a pause G'Pa replied, probably, I was the cook.
Lunch and Dinner.
A people potato shelf :)
One of our sons is here and he is skyping/video chatting (not sure which, but he can see her on the monitor) his long distance girlfriend.
She has a free-range tortoise. (wanders the house) Called Charley (Its a girl but what-ever. lol)
She has been preparing for Christmas. That includes Charley.
Tortoise now has a red hat with a white pom-pom. She wanders the house with it on.
Had me in hysterics (I wasn't expecting it) So cute and funny.
My first smile today, so I am sharing it with you.
Buzzy
Finnally!
After weeks powering up my characters, I am finally able to beat the game phase that has been the bane of my existence for so long. And right in time, too, It paid off waking up five in the morning, doing the daily game routines and all. if I can finish the boss within the next five minutes, I can pocket the bonus of...
The bell buzzed. My mom, who should be sleeping, is calling.
Oh, well,
Have a nice week, everyone.
then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone “Hello?”
Smile - A curve that can set many things straight.
and
Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Cookie Sheets :)
Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=xoxhDk-hwuo
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not ******* blue
Still here, reading your jokes.
Here is a blue violet just for you,
Keep on doing just what you do
For if a violet is purple
Or if it is blue,
You should know that people appreciate you.!
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? .....
It’s Christmas, Eve!
(They both have Sandy Claws!)
Me-blurts out-"Yes, my mother loves to drink."
[Insert me trying to hide.]
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
"If you see the red and blue lights and think it is
christmas decorations, maybe you should not be driving!"
The outlaws are wanted.
"But I don't even LIKE Brussels sprouts!"
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and "Pamper'em.
When old people mess their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
A rebel without a Claus!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
(sorry...)