I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
So I'm not Catholic but I gave up a few things for lent: cookies, cake, candy. Your joke just reminded me of what I'm missing. Thanks alot! LOL
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“You’re a smart cookie,
a wise chocolate cake,
a brilliant pancake.”
"I teach smart cookies."
"I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies."
"If we are what we eat...
Well, I am awfully sweet."
"Holy Chip!"
"I'm into fitness
Fitness cookie into my mouth!"
"I'm a social vegan.
I avoid meet."
"I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right."
"I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising."
--Pants
"My mind is exceptionally quiet...
I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about."
"No I didn't say you WERE stupid. I said you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it."
"I'm getting real sick & tired of food having calories."
"When you sleep to avoid your problems, but end up dreaming about them..."
"If aliens visited Earth, who would you recommend speak to them on behalf of humanity?"
"W: So they really clothes school tomorrow.
X: They shirt it down.
Y: That socks.
Z: I was underwear of this."
"You're fired.
Your employment is hereby terminated.
You're jobn't.
You're promoted to customer."
"Please hesitate to reach out to me."
"What hurt's more than a breakup?
A badly used apostrophe."
"X: Babe, I buyed you something.
Y: LOL. It's not buyed, it's boat."
"My give a f****k is still broken,
but my go f****k yourself is fully functional."
"Best friend (noun):
Someone who hates your ex more than you do."
"You know what rhymes with Thursday?
Vodka."
"Me: I'll do it at 6
Time: 6:05
Me: Wow, looks like I gotta wait till 7 now."
"2023...
and I'm still processing 2019."
"Being abducted by aliens might just be the vacation I need at this point."