I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I hope that wherever my hair ties go they're happy
that's all that matters."
Your hair ties are hiding out with your loner socks!
"Ultimately...
I hope that wherever my hair ties, loner socks & tupperware lids go they're happy
that's all that matters."
"And then the humidity said
TODAY I'LL
make you look like the Lion King."
"When my hair looks good:
3% - at work
7% - at home
90% - RIGHT BEFORE I'm about to shower."
I have started buying ziplock bags in bulk instead of replacing storage containers.
“APPARENTLY
you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.”
"I do my best proofreading after I hit send.”
“I’ll totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.”
“While in the shower:
2% - washing
8% - singing
90% - winning fake arguments.”
“None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.”
Thanks for the giggles. I love reading your posts.
"You can't act like a skunk without someone getting wind of it."
"Ruminating on negative thoughts is just like kicking a skunk...
What do you expect?"
"I said 'hello' to darkness my old friend, and it told me it doesn’t want to be my friend."
"I’m only posting on social media so everyone else can feel better about themselves. You’re welcome."
"Time to get back on my regularly scheduled nonsense."
"Today’s a really wonderful day. I don’t trust it."
"When I'm in a happy mood and people think it's 'the real me'. Nope, it's the other one."
"I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up having 10 to 20 cats in my old age."
"Just because I’m trash doesn’t mean I won’t be able to achieve great things. Remember, it’s called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot."
"I’m somewhere in between trying to live my life and trying to run away from it."
"You’re guessing that out of the 8 billion people here on Earth, I’m going to chase someone who doesn’t even like me? Well, watch me closely because that’s exactly what I’m going to do."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. But for some reason, I got the gross dark chocolate with the orange flavor in the middle."
"Tell me a joke about self-centered people.
I’ll go first."
"How I make salad.
Step 1:
Substitute lettuce for pizza. Enjoy!"