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Today is "Everything Sucks" Day
We might continue festivities tomorrow.
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"What if the 'Hokey Pokey'
IS
what it's all about?..."
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"The only PERSON who understands me
is my dog."
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"My fashion philosophy is
if you're not covered in dog hair, you're doing it wrong."
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“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”
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"I named my dog "5 miles"
so I can tell people I walk "5 miles" every day."
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BOJ: "What if the 'Hokey Pokey' IS what it's all about?..." We made this into a huge graphic poster and it hung on our office wall for decades. I have fond memories as a kid of doing the Hokey Pokey at family weddings.
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"When life knocks me down
I usually lie there & take a nap."
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nice geaton777!!
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since it brings back a lot of memories for people, here are the lyrics:

You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

You put your left hand in
You put your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

You put your right leg in
You put your right leg out
You put your right leg in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
You put your left leg in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
I'll do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

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(now let's all, around the world on this forum, wiggle our arms and legs; doing a huge Hokey Pokey together)
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A therapist taking notes in an armchair.

A sad leech lying on a couch:
"Anyone I get attached to just freaks out and tries to scrape me off!"
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Another therapist taking notes in an armchair.

A man lying on a couch, after handing the therapist a document:
"My wife gave me this list of character flaws she wants you to fix."
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Another therapist taking notes in an armchair.

A Care Bear lying on a couch:
"Not only do I no longer care, doc...I don't really give a **%&$·**/%!!** anymore..."
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A man lying on a couch.
A therapist sitting in an armchair.

The therapist says to the man:
"Well John, in the past 2 years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done."
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Another therapist taking notes in an armchair.

A dog lying on a couch:
"I dunno, maybe deep down I - want - to bark up the wrong tree."
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The flood. Noah's ark. All the animals staring at the rain, in a bad mood.

On a 40-day rainy cruise, Noah was forced to become a couples therapist.
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Unfortunately, this is how the brain works:

Brain cell:
"Sir! We are receiving information that conflicts with the core belief system!"

Another brain cell:
"Get rid of it."
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"The brain is the most important organ you have




ACCORDING TO THE BRAIN."
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"Has a degree, a Masters and a nice paying job.
Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes."
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Please wait...
Brain.exe is loading.
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"Therapy has taught me
that it's all your fault."
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Therapist:
This week, I want you to focus on surrounding yourself with things you love.

Me:
*goes home & rolls around in frosting and sprinkles*
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"My inner child is
demanding to speak directly to my therapist."
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"Me wondering if I should
go back to work tomorrow or walk directly into the middle of the ocean."
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"You know you're really stressed
when you start getting on your own nerves."
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"I don't know if it's burnout, but I set off the smoke alarm 6 times today!"
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Therapist to patient:

"You lost your job, you wrecked your car, the bank took your house and your wife left you. But you can't let one bad day ruin your whole week!"
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"Don't put all my eggs into one basket?
Nice try, basket industry. I'm on to your marketing scam..."
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"No sweetie,
you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast,
that's not healthy,
also mommy ate it for dinner last night."
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"According to the latest studies,
the average human body is 20% water and 80% stress."
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"Need to find something fun to order online
to ensure my will to live lasts at least 5-7 more business days."
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