I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Do you ever look at your pet and just like,
how are you real? How is this level of cuteness even possible?
Have you seen your own tiny paws?"
What starts with “p” and ends with “orn”?
popcorn
(don’t tell me you were thinking of something else)
“2023 is a unique year.
It has 28 days in February,
300 days in March
and 5 years in April.”
"That was extraordinary.
Unfortunately,
extraordinarily bad."
"I'll get over it.
I just need to be dramatic first."
What did Miss Bunny say to the Easter Bunny when he left the house with his basket?
Break an egg!
🙂
Man: Do you guys have an Easter egg hunt at home?
Another man: Sort of. We don't have kids, so my wife hides beers for me to find.
Man: Wow. Does she have a sister?
Some bunnies watching the Easter Bunny run off happily with his basket and eggs into the forest.
One bunny says to the other bunnies:
Who knew the most successful classmate would be the guy who majored in basket weaving?
Some eggs attending a funeral.
The pastor (also an egg) givers a somber speech.
The eggs are weeping.
A colorful egg is in a casket. He keeps saying:
For the last time, everybody, I've only dyed! DYED!
"I don't know about you, but
I have thought about running away from home
way more often as an adult
than I ever did as a kid."
"Love, freedom & chocolate.
The three pillars of civilization..."
Calvin: You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.
Hobbes: That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research
to finding a cure for jerks."
Calvin: Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
"Current emotion:
I need money."
"Please keep your distance if
you are not good for my mental health."
"Are you really living life...
Or are you just paying bills until you die?"
"Sometimes I wonder how many spiders are hiding in my room."
"Roses are red.
I need a cat."
"Imagine if sharks could run on the beach."
3 words 8 letters.
"I got food"
"Just FYI -
I am out of the
medicine that makes me like you..."
After the clocks changed, the roos disappeared. I thought a couple of times ‘I wonder why they didn’t like the clocks changing’. Then after a week I kicked myself for overlooking the obvious – they were still there, but when we were still in bed! Duh! Getting older doesn't help the brain!
I’ll miss the roos when we go back to Alice Springs in a few days. We have much more down south in our forest.
But I could become a mom to two humans no questions asked?
We had not really thought about it , dealing with visiting FIL in hospital/rehab and now just getting back to AL, plus visiting my sister in rehab as well.
When they asked that question...I thought they were seeing if hubby and I were free on Easter. I thought maybe they were going to invite us over since they have moved out of their apartment into a house.
Turns out they were really asking... What I WAS PLANNING for Easter. They had assumed I was hosting as usual. :P
Hosting for the kidults.
Bringing to older gen.
What can you change up? To lighten your load? Provide afternoon tea & order in dinner instead?
The Easter Bunny's basket has a big bag of sugar.
On the basket it's written: "The Easter Bunny plans to simplify things next year."
At the police station.
A chicken is weeping, with a handkerchief.
A police officer is drawing the image of a bunny with a basket.
Another police officer comforts the chicken:
"We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first."
A stressed-out, unhappy bunny couple at couple's therapy.
Therapist is taking notes.
Mrs. Bunny says:
"I want 238 children, but he only wants 96."
E.T. in despair, looking at a document:
Phone bill