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"Do you ever look at your pet and just like,
how are you real? How is this level of cuteness even possible?
Have you seen your own tiny paws?"
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What starts with “p” and ends with “orn”?




popcorn


(don’t tell me you were thinking of something else)
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“2023 is a unique year.
It has 28 days in February,
300 days in March
and 5 years in April.”
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"That was extraordinary.
Unfortunately,
extraordinarily bad."
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"I'll get over it.
I just need to be dramatic first."
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🐇🐇🐇 it's soon easter!!! :) :) :)

What did Miss Bunny say to the Easter Bunny when he left the house with his basket?

Break an egg!
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Man: Do you guys have an Easter egg hunt at home?
Another man: Sort of. We don't have kids, so my wife hides beers for me to find.
Man: Wow. Does she have a sister?
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Some bunnies watching the Easter Bunny run off happily with his basket and eggs into the forest.

One bunny says to the other bunnies:
Who knew the most successful classmate would be the guy who majored in basket weaving?
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Some eggs attending a funeral.
The pastor (also an egg) givers a somber speech.
The eggs are weeping.

A colorful egg is in a casket. He keeps saying:
For the last time, everybody, I've only dyed! DYED!
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"I don't know about you, but
I have thought about running away from home
way more often as an adult
than I ever did as a kid."
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"Love, freedom & chocolate.
The three pillars of civilization..."
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❤️ Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin: You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.
Hobbes: That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
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"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research
to finding a cure for jerks."
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❤️ Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin: Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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"Current emotion:
I need money."
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❤️🙂 slogan on a covid mask...

"Please keep your distance if
you are not good for my mental health."
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"Are you really living life...
Or are you just paying bills until you die?"
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"Sometimes I wonder how many spiders are hiding in my room."
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"Roses are red.
I need a cat."
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"Imagine if sharks could run on the beach."
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3 words 8 letters.

"I got food"
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"Just FYI -

I am out of the
medicine that makes me like you..."
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This isn’t really a joke, but it might make you all smile. DH and I are early risers, and until our Southern Hemisphere daylight saving ended a week ago, we were breakfasting while looking out of a window in the dawn light. We had regular kangaroos in the paddock outside the farmhouse – often 8 or 10 roos with the odd joey hopping in and out of the pouch.

After the clocks changed, the roos disappeared. I thought a couple of times ‘I wonder why they didn’t like the clocks changing’. Then after a week I kicked myself for overlooking the obvious – they were still there, but when we were still in bed! Duh! Getting older doesn't help the brain!

I’ll miss the roos when we go back to Alice Springs in a few days. We have much more down south in our forest.
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How come I had to fill out a long form, have references, and be interviewed to see if I would be a good cat mom...

But I could become a mom to two humans no questions asked?
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So my son and daughter in law asked "what we were doing for Easter''.

We had not really thought about it , dealing with visiting FIL in hospital/rehab and now just getting back to AL, plus visiting my sister in rehab as well.

When they asked that question...I thought they were seeing if hubby and I were free on Easter. I thought maybe they were going to invite us over since they have moved out of their apartment into a house.

Turns out they were really asking... What I WAS PLANNING for Easter. They had assumed I was hosting as usual. :P
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Way2tired, yup hear ya.
Hosting for the kidults.
Bringing to older gen.

What can you change up? To lighten your load? Provide afternoon tea & order in dinner instead?
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The Easter Bunny's basket has a big bag of sugar.
On the basket it's written: "The Easter Bunny plans to simplify things next year."
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At the police station.
A chicken is weeping, with a handkerchief.
A police officer is drawing the image of a bunny with a basket.

Another police officer comforts the chicken:
"We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first."
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A stressed-out, unhappy bunny couple at couple's therapy.
Therapist is taking notes.

Mrs. Bunny says:
"I want 238 children, but he only wants 96."
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E.T. in despair, looking at a document:
Phone bill
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