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A farm. The farmer wants to plow the field.
An ox is sitting happily and comfortably - in - a cart that's laying still.
The ox says to the farmer:
"This is terribly nice...what makes it go?"

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"Some days, I look back on my life
and I'm Extremely Impressed I'm still ALIVE!"
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A man on the couch, totally tied up; and mouth duct-taped. Face red.
The TV is in front.

His wife, with a very happy smile, on the phone:
"Oh, hi Dave. No, Roger's decided to give the pub a miss tonight
and watch a romantic movie with me instead."
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Boj, the romantic movie made me laugh out loud, as do many of the jokes you share.

Hugs, funny lady!
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thanks, isthisrealyreal. so glad it made you laugh! ❤️🙂
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"If poison reaches its expiry date
would it be - more - poisonous
or - less - poisonous?
Asking for a, emmm, friend."
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"What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!"
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"Too many people are walking around unmedicated,
unsupervised and affecting my life."
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"Not decorating eggs today?
Yolk's on you."
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"Way too egg-cited about this holiday."
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Husband & wife went for divorce in court.

Judge:
You have 3 kids. How will you divide them?

They had a long discussion, then they say to the judge:
Ok, sir. We'll come next year with 1 more.
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The joke doesn't end here...
9 months later...They got twins.
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❤️ "i love you", "i love you", yeah, yeah...

"Here, take my last piece of bacon,"
said no one
ever.
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"I want to have just enough money
to be able to
decide for myself if money solves everything."
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"Pie like you
berry much."
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🙂 happy easter everybunny!!
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no need to worry:

“Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket.”
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“I’m waiting for the Easter Wabbit. When he comes in looking so fluffy and cute with his wittle basket of Easter eggs…BANG! Easter Wabbit stew.”
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“I was fairly traumatized the first time my parents gave me a hollow chocolate bunny for Easter. I was 27, but still.”
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Easter Bunny lying on the couch.
Therapist in armchair, taking notes.

There are colorful eggs everywhere in the room: behind the flower pot, on the window sill, under the chair, under the couch…

Therapist:
“I feel like you’re hiding something from me.”
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“In my experience most arguments are caused by the misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right.”
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“Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.”
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❤️ poor men…

No man has ever won a game of “notice anything different about me?’
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“Revenge is beneath me



but accidents happen”
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“Making fun of my Easter eggs???
Omelette that slide…this time.”
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“It’s Easter,
let your hare down.”
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“I have so many egg puns,
it’s not even bunny.”
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"What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day, of course!"
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"The Narcissist Test:

Step 1:
Take a moment to think about yourself.

Step 2:
If you made it to step 2, you are not a narcissist."
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"May we continue to find the strength to hop,
even on days when each hop is a challenge."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"It is not necessary for me
to evaluate the hops of other bunnies."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"No bunny
saves us but ourselves.
We ourselves must hop the path."
--Bunny Buddhism
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