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"Bunniness
is found by hopping in my own authentic way."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"There is no
shame in resting,
when a bunny is too tired to hop."
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"We must consider the pawprints we leave on this Earth so future bunnies will have a place to hop."
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"Even a reliable bunny misses a hop sometimes; then the important thing becomes simply to return to hopping."
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"Ugh. This Easter candy is making me sick.
Oh look! More candy! 🙂"
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When the Easter Bunny burps, does he say "eggs-cuse me"?
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"Good idea: finding the Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad idea: finding the Easter eggs on Xmas."
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"I hid the Easter eggs in my tummy."
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"Play dates..

Now...
Parent speaking to child: I texted Timmy's mom. We've got you two penciled in for a 3 o'clock next Sunday.

When I was a kid...
Child speaking to parent: I'm gonna go wander 'round the neighborhood 'til I find some other kids.
Parent: See ya!"
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"Dog to therapist:
I'm telling you I'm not paranoid! Sometimes he only pretends to throw the ball just to make me look like an idiot!"
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"GPS? Nearest cliff please."
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"What doesn't kill you...
...was just practice."
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"A woman sitting on a couch. There are also two dogs on the couch.

The woman, with a huge smile, says to the dogs:
Where would I be without you two? You're my best friends. You listen to all my troubles, you comfort me when I'm down, you give me unconditional love and cuddles. Just a few minutes with you and my problems disappear and I'm happy again!

One dog, lying on its back in despair, says to the other dog:
We should be charging her Felix.

The other dog replies, covering his face:
Totally."
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"A wolf on a couch, with a surprised look.

Therapist in armchair, taking notes:
I understand your motive for eating the grandmother, but why did you feel you needed to dress in her clothes?"
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"Therapist in armchair, taking notes.
The Grim Reaper lying on a couch.

Therapist:
Let's explore this feeling that people are trying to cheat you."
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“What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers.”
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“Keep calm
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Easter on.”
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“Keep calm
&
nope...
lost it.”
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"I hate it when Netflix pauses and asks if I'm still watching, like yeah, do you think I actually got up and started doing something with my life?"
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"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do."
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"How has nobody settled for me yet
I'm a solid 3."
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"I don't need a 'previously on...'
I've been watching this show for 9 hours straight."
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“Office.
Boss at her desk.
A man in a suit, with a briefcase, facing her.

Boss:
It was a purely professional decision, Harris. I hope my firing you won’t affect our marriage in any way.”
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“I don’t regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren’t on those bridges when I burnt them.”
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“If a woman speaks and no one is listening

her name is probably Mom.”
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“I do many things well,
none of which generate income.”
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“I just found out I’m colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.”
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talking about other things that came completely out of the blue...
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it's morning here, and what's come completely out of the blue, is that i can't think of a single funny thing to say.
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❤️🙂 just kidding...! i have more funny quotes.

"I wish I could illegally download clothes."
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Note on the kitchen table:

"I just spent 1.5 hours cleaning the kitchen.
If you mess it up...
I WILL CUT YOU.

love, love, love, kisses,
Mom"
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