I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
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"Bunniness
is found by hopping in my own authentic way."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"There is no
shame in resting,
when a bunny is too tired to hop."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"We must consider the pawprints we leave on this Earth so future bunnies will have a place to hop."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"Even a reliable bunny misses a hop sometimes; then the important thing becomes simply to return to hopping."
--Bunny Buddhism
"Ugh. This Easter candy is making me sick.
Oh look! More candy! 🙂"
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When the Easter Bunny burps, does he say "eggs-cuse me"?
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"Good idea: finding the Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad idea: finding the Easter eggs on Xmas."
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"I hid the Easter eggs in my tummy."
"Play dates..
Now...
Parent speaking to child: I texted Timmy's mom. We've got you two penciled in for a 3 o'clock next Sunday.
When I was a kid...
Child speaking to parent: I'm gonna go wander 'round the neighborhood 'til I find some other kids.
Parent: See ya!"
"Dog to therapist:
I'm telling you I'm not paranoid! Sometimes he only pretends to throw the ball just to make me look like an idiot!"
"GPS? Nearest cliff please."
"What doesn't kill you...
...was just practice."
"A woman sitting on a couch. There are also two dogs on the couch.
The woman, with a huge smile, says to the dogs:
Where would I be without you two? You're my best friends. You listen to all my troubles, you comfort me when I'm down, you give me unconditional love and cuddles. Just a few minutes with you and my problems disappear and I'm happy again!
One dog, lying on its back in despair, says to the other dog:
We should be charging her Felix.
The other dog replies, covering his face:
Totally."
"A wolf on a couch, with a surprised look.
Therapist in armchair, taking notes:
I understand your motive for eating the grandmother, but why did you feel you needed to dress in her clothes?"
"Therapist in armchair, taking notes.
The Grim Reaper lying on a couch.
Therapist:
Let's explore this feeling that people are trying to cheat you."
“What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers.”
“Keep calm
&
Easter on.”
“Keep calm
&
nope...
lost it.”
"I hate it when Netflix pauses and asks if I'm still watching, like yeah, do you think I actually got up and started doing something with my life?"
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do."
"How has nobody settled for me yet
I'm a solid 3."
"I don't need a 'previously on...'
I've been watching this show for 9 hours straight."
“Office.
Boss at her desk.
A man in a suit, with a briefcase, facing her.
Boss:
It was a purely professional decision, Harris. I hope my firing you won’t affect our marriage in any way.”
“I don’t regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren’t on those bridges when I burnt them.”
“If a woman speaks and no one is listening
her name is probably Mom.”
“I do many things well,
none of which generate income.”
“I just found out I’m colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.”
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it's morning here, and what's come completely out of the blue, is that i can't think of a single funny thing to say.
"I wish I could illegally download clothes."
Note on the kitchen table:
"I just spent 1.5 hours cleaning the kitchen.
If you mess it up...
I WILL CUT YOU.
love, love, love, kisses,
Mom"