I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I miss being a kid.
My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot.
And someone else was in charge of my hair."
When my daughter was little she had spiral curly unruly hair . She didn’t want her hair touched. I would run after her trying to get her to let me brush her hair and tie it up neat with an elastic hair tie .
I used to say to her “ don’t you want to look pretty ?” to try to get her to let me fix her hair .
She’s now 26 , To this day she calls hair ties….. “ pretties”. That is what she thought they were called . 🤦♀️
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hug!!
(by the way, Way2tired, i'm so used to giving easter hugs, i'm not too sure what a normal hug looks like, but anyway, hug!!)
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AWW . Thanks , hugs back to you.
You are so funny ! 🤪🤪🤪
Do you make up these jokes your self??
I look for them everyday now especially if I don’t want to get out of bed .
Lol. 😂😂😂🤣
way, i do make some up. but the ones that are in quotation marks, are truly quotes, that's why they're in quotation marks. the jokes don't come from any particular place/website/book/etc. i'm just verrrrry good at finding things.
for eggs-ample, guess what i just found next to me??? more chocolate eggs. now if i could just find a billion dollars somewhere, lying around.
i keep meaning to disappear, and then i keep appearing.
anyway, i really will soon disappear a while.
why?
many chocolate eggs to finish, and can't type at the same time.
I will be disappearing next week .
Going on an island vacation to Aruba. Saved up a long time for it . We can’t wait 🏖️🏝️🌊☀️🐚.
DH and I plan on disconnecting from the world for the week !!
"If you're feeling blue -
try painting yourself a different color."
"Everyone is gifted, but some
people never open their package."
"I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets."
"I hope
you drop your phone in the toilet."
X: I love you.
Y: Do you have evidence to support your statement?
"I gave a dog my heart.
It's yet to be broken."
"The dog lets me live here."
"I don't care who dies in a movie
as long as the dog lives."
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The dog's in charge."
"My rescue dog saved me."
“I can help you find your marbles.”
Just a general update:
hungry again.
A butterfly is driving a car. He’s stopped by a police officer, and hands the officer his licence.
The officer stares and stares at the licence.
Butterfly:
“That’s an old photo.”
——
(It’s a picture of a caterpillar.)
"It feels good to be lost in the right direction."
"I don't care who dies in a movie
as long as the dog lives."
... is not in fact a joke, and explains the single but sufficient reason for John Wick's being a hero instead of just an unusually alarming psychopath.
“Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.”
“Dog looking at owner:
Do you honestly think I don’t know what V-E-T spells?”
“NO JOKE.
I’m serious.”
☕️☕️
“It’s a brew-tiful day!”
"Dogs never bite me.
Just humans."