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"I miss being a kid.
My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot.
And someone else was in charge of my hair."
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When my daughter was little she had spiral curly unruly hair . She didn’t want her hair touched. I would run after her trying to get her to let me brush her hair and tie it up neat with an elastic hair tie .

I used to say to her “ don’t you want to look pretty ?” to try to get her to let me fix her hair .

She’s now 26 , To this day she calls hair ties….. “ pretties”. That is what she thought they were called . 🤦‍♀️
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"She’s now 26 , To this day she calls hair ties….. “ pretties”. That is what she thought they were called . 🤦‍♀️"

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hug!!

(by the way, Way2tired, i'm so used to giving easter hugs, i'm not too sure what a normal hug looks like, but anyway, hug!!)
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AWW . Thanks , hugs back to you.
You are so funny ! 🤪🤪🤪

Do you make up these jokes your self??

I look for them everyday now especially if I don’t want to get out of bed .
Lol. 😂😂😂🤣
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❤️🙂 haha

way, i do make some up. but the ones that are in quotation marks, are truly quotes, that's why they're in quotation marks. the jokes don't come from any particular place/website/book/etc. i'm just verrrrry good at finding things.

for eggs-ample, guess what i just found next to me??? more chocolate eggs. now if i could just find a billion dollars somewhere, lying around.
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I can’t wait to see what jokes you find for Mother’s Day . 😄
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actually, way, really...i'll be gone a bit from the internet.
i keep meaning to disappear, and then i keep appearing.

anyway, i really will soon disappear a while.
why?
many chocolate eggs to finish, and can't type at the same time.
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Bundle ,
I will be disappearing next week .

Going on an island vacation to Aruba. Saved up a long time for it . We can’t wait 🏖️🏝️🌊☀️🐚.

DH and I plan on disconnecting from the world for the week !!
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way, enjoy!! ❤️🙂❤️🙂
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"If you're feeling blue -
try painting yourself a different color."
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"Everyone is gifted, but some
people never open their package."
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"I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets."
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"I hope
you drop your phone in the toilet."
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😤😡🤯😢😣🤔😡🥺😜🥰 = “Just a normal day on the internet”
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X: I love you.
Y: Do you have evidence to support your statement?
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"I gave a dog my heart.
It's yet to be broken."
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"The dog lets me live here."
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"I don't care who dies in a movie
as long as the dog lives."
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"Don't ask me.
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The dog's in charge."
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"My rescue dog saved me."
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“I can help you find your marbles.”
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Just a general update:
hungry again.
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A butterfly is driving a car. He’s stopped by a police officer, and hands the officer his licence.

The officer stares and stares at the licence.

Butterfly:
“That’s an old photo.”

——
(It’s a picture of a caterpillar.)
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"It feels good to be lost in the right direction."
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BoJ, this:

"I don't care who dies in a movie
as long as the dog lives."

... is not in fact a joke, and explains the single but sufficient reason for John Wick's being a hero instead of just an unusually alarming psychopath.
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“Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.”
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“Dog looking at owner:
Do you honestly think I don’t know what V-E-T spells?”
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“NO JOKE.
I’m serious.”
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❤️ let’s all have a GREAT day, today

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“It’s a brew-tiful day!”
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"Dogs never bite me.
Just humans."
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