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"Those who teach the most about humanity
aren't always human."
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"As it turns out, 93% of my personality was coffee."
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“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking, you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
– Julia Child
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“First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.”
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“Such short, little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.”
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🙂 Please enter your new password:
"cabbage"

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"boiled cabbage"

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
“1 boiled cabbage"

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. "50bloodyboiledcabbages"

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. "50BLOODYboiledcabbages"

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow”

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Law enforcement stopped a bus, S.W.A.T. was deployed, helicopters were circling....
BTW, the suspect was unconscious.
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"Not all patients are annoying.
Some are unconscious."
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“Sleep is for people without access to the internet…”
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🦴🐾❤️ =
“EAT PLAY LOVE”
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“I want to spend all 9 lives with you.”
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“Tell your dog
I said hi.”
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“One cat just leads to another.”
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Bundle ,
One bunny leads to another too.
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"Have a good
weekend
because
Monday
will be here
in 30
minutes."
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NO
does not mean
"convince me".
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"Trees...
They're all bark
and no bite."
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"I try to tell chemistry jokes
but there's no reaction."
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"I am your trainer.
Your argument is INVALID
but I appreciate your enthusiasm."
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"I hate tacos
said no
Juan ever."
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"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
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"Someone told me I'm immature.
Guess who's not allowed in my tree house?"
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"Friends don't let
friends
wear ugly
purses."
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"What the woof!?"
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"All
you
need
is
woof."
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"Life is short.
Spoil your dog."
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“Dogs welcome.
People tolerated.”
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“I even overthink my overthinking.”
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“Overthinking in progress.”
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