I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Those who teach the most about humanity
aren't always human."
"As it turns out, 93% of my personality was coffee."
– Julia Child
“First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.”
“Such short, little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.”
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"cabbage"
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BTW, the suspect was unconscious.
"Not all patients are annoying.
Some are unconscious."
“Sleep is for people without access to the internet…”
“EAT PLAY LOVE”
🐈
“I want to spend all 9 lives with you.”
“Tell your dog
I said hi.”
“One cat just leads to another.”
One bunny leads to another too.
"Have a good
weekend
because
Monday
will be here
in 30
minutes."
NO
does not mean
"convince me".
"Trees...
They're all bark
and no bite."
"I try to tell chemistry jokes
but there's no reaction."
"I am your trainer.
Your argument is INVALID
but I appreciate your enthusiasm."
"I hate tacos
said no
Juan ever."
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
"Someone told me I'm immature.
Guess who's not allowed in my tree house?"
"Friends don't let
friends
wear ugly
purses."
"What the woof!?"
"All
you
need
is
woof."
"Life is short.
Spoil your dog."
“Dogs welcome.
People tolerated.”
“I even overthink my overthinking.”
“Overthinking in progress.”