I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Can we all have
a moment of silence
for all those good hair days
where no one important
saw you.”
“Do I want bangs or
do I just need to talk about
my feelings?”
“I don’t know who needs to hear this…
But you don’t need anything from Amazon today.”
“PANCAKES.
That is all.”
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
empty the lint trap in your clothes dryer."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
cancel that free trial."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
you know what you have to do. You just don't want to do it."
"I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but
don't steal the Declaration of Independence."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
please do not run for president."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
yes, you should probably stop at 40 or so Cadbury mini eggs."
"I don’t know who needs to hear this, but
it’s OK and you’re going to be just fine."
you’re right, isthisrealyreal.
“You’re pawesome!”
“Paws for a second, and enjoy Sunday!”
"I'm sorry
I remembered your dog's name
but forgot yours."
"Getting a dog will not solve all your emotional problems.
For that you need four dogs."
I can send and receive messages. It’s strange.
“Whenever I see a dog at a party:
Finally! Someone I can talk to!”
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?"
"They say if you love someone, set them free.
Does that mean if you hate someone,
you should chain them up in your basement?"
"Diets (noun):
a criminal waste of chocolate."
"Cookie dough can be baked???"
"That awkward moment when someone's zipper is down
but you don't know whether to tell,
because you can't explain why
you were looking down there."
"Some people say I'm condescending.
That means I talk down to people."