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BOJ,

Gin and Tonic! A refreshing drink. That’s my go to once in awhile.
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"A yawn
is a silent scream for gin."
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Started to go to the gin...

(just kidding)
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Started to go to the gym
this morning.
Couldn't find my membership card...

A new one was $10.
A donut & coffee were $3.
Guess who saved $7?
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BOJ,

Any banana jokes for National Banana Day?

I am going to make some banana bread today!
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❤️🙂 hi need, i don’t have any banana 🍌 jokes. but lettuce 🥬 go bananas 🍌 over my fruit & vegetable jokes:

“I’m so grapeful for you!”
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“Peas be mine!”

“Put your hands in the air! This is a strobbery!”
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“You’re olive 🫒 avo 🥑 wanted.”

“It’s OK. It’s nut 🥜 your fault.”
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“Some people are a peach 🍑 of s*****t.”
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❤️🙂 hi every caregiver on the forum, you’re doing a beautiful peach 🍑 of work. reward yourself!
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“This is my resting peach 🍑 face!”
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"Ever look at someone and think,
'Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?'"
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"Best way to get back on your feet.
Miss 2 car payments."
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"And for my next trick
I will dazzle you
with the illusion that I have my s****t together."
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"How to parallel park:
1. Park somewhere else"
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"Of course you can trust ME!
Not alone with cake, but otherwise, yes."
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"How can I trust you
when you keep running away
every time I untie you?"
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"You can't run away from trouble. There
ain't no place that far."
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"A list of things ain't nobody got time for:
1. That"
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"The only thing I don't like about you
is that constant
inhaling & exhaling habit you have."
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"Look, I'm trying to RANT here.
Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'."
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"We will continue having meetings
until we figure out why no work is getting done."
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This reminds me of a friend who kept a spreadsheet of meetings he was required to attend (and the time spent attending and preparing for them). One year he spent 42% of his time devoted to meetings and the next year 54%.
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"That sad moment when your internet doesn't work
and you don't know what to do with your life."
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"It appears that auto-correct has become
my worst enema."
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“But it’s Friday”
is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
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❤️🙂 have an awesome friday, everyone!

Jon, looking sad:
Liz is doing something without me today.

Jon:
Why would she do that?

Garfield:
Good judgement?
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"Not only is my short-term memory horrible,
but so is my short-term memory."
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"Choose a major you love and
you'll never work a day in your life
because that field probably isn't
hiring."
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"Build a bridge
and get over it."
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"The prettiest
dresses are
worn to
be taken off."
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"That wasn't
very Versace
of you."
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