I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Hibernation mode
activated."
"Peopling is hard."
Keep calm
&
continue Mondaying
"Is it normal to be thinking about Friday at 8 am on a Monday?
Asking for a friend."
"I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee."
"Wake me up before you cocoa."
"Lord give me patience...
Because, if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money to go with it."
"I look normal
but believe me I talk to cats."
"Let it snow...
somewhere else."
"I never said I disliked you.
I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference."
"Some people hear little voices inside their heads.
I hear the sound of little chocolates
being unwrapped..."
"I spend 500% of my life exaggerating."
"I ate a donut without sprinkles.
Diets are hard."
"I'm still waiting for that fairy-tale scene
where the animals clean everything for me."
"Someday you'll go far,
and I hope you stay there."
"Sometimes getting out of bed
just ruins the whole day."
You may get the wrong half
"This will all make sense after coffee."
"100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying."
"Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing."
"Life’s not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow."
"I can totally keep secrets.
It's the people I tell them to who can't."
"My disappointment
is disappointed."
"Hang on.
Let me overshare this."
"Never too late
for another bad decision."
"UNSTOPPABLE
if only I could get started."
“About 4 minutes into my run, I decided I want to work on my personality instead.”
“My doctor told me to stop eating chocolate, so it’s going to be a big change for me. I’ve been with that doctor for nearly 20 years.”
“Today is chest and leg day!
—me, ordering at KFC”
“Thoughts and prayers going out to anyone trying on last summer’s shorts.”