I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“If you think this is bad,
you should see what our government is up to.”
“Whenever you feel sad,
just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is YOU.”
“Dentist: Open up please.
Me: Sometimes I feel sad.”
And it will take a yard
"Someday I will solve my problems with critical reasoning. But today, I will solve it with chocolate."
“Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge.”
“I wonder if the planet Earth teases other planets for having no life.”
“Some people don't get sarcasm. They really don't.”
“15-LIKE”
Commitment issues in tennis…
“Anything you can do
I can do a little bit worse.”
“So I’ve been thinking
and I’d like for that to stop.”
“Only God can judge me
and honestly
he’s not a fan.”
“Heart meet brain.
You’re going to
hate each other.”
“I feel very attacked
because of
that true thing you just said.”
“I can think of no good reason for acting my age.”
“Employees must stop crying before returning to work.”
“Not fast
Not furious”
"I'm not bossy.
I just have leadership skills."
"Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The weekend!"
"You are shrimply the best."
"Free business idea: emergency cat service
Having a panic attack and need a cat to sit on you and purr it away?
Travelling, and just can't sleep without a fuzzy maniac hopping on you?
Emergency cat services would have you covered, delivering a cat to your location post-haste."
"Sometimes I want to be sarcastic but I'm afraid they wouldn't get it and could actually like me."
"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one."
"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, 'Who murdered this guy with a pipe?'"
"If they let prisoners take their own mugshots
would they be cellfies?"
"When you realize that the last day of 2023 will be
123123"
🙂
"Do birds ever fly just for fun or are they always on some kind of mission?"
“Keep 🫘 bean you.”
A man stranded on an island places rocks together to form this message:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
I, BENDER, BID YOU HELLO!
YOU DON’T KNOW ME, THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT, LONG STORY SHORT…
I NEED HELF
———
The man, looking at his last word “HELF”, says, “Damn, one rock short of being rescued.”
Also me: Why yes, I am a bit stressed. Why do you ask?