I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!"
"Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?"
"People who say 'I hate to bother you' need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
"How many instruments must you be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"
"Don't worry password,
I'm insecure too."
"Call 911. I'm on fire."
"Damn, I hope you're good at something."
"If I let you score, will you go home?"
"Do your parents love you?"
"Even my shadow can't stay with me."
"I'll be signing autographs after the game."
"You wait while I go score."
"Don't laugh at him, you're next."
They have a problem for every solution
MAY the 4th be with you.
❤️🙂
A wife. She tells him how everything works.
Wife: Join NASA
Ann Bancroft
Man: “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
Rabbi: “What’s wrong?”
Man: “My wife is poisoning me.”
Rabbi: “How can that be?”
Man: “I am certain that she is poisoning me. What should I do?”
Rabbi: “Let me talk to her, I will see what I can do and get back to you.”
The rabbi called the man a week later.
Rabbi: “Well, I spoke to your wife for three hours on the phone. Do you want my advice?”
Man: “Yes.”
Rabbi, “Take the poison!”
The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
Wife: “Can I do anything to help?”
Man: “Yes, Call a priest.”
Wife: “A priest? But we are Jewish!”
Man: “What, I should get the rabbi sick too.”