I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"If good things are in store for me, where is the store??"
"Don't know what's longer:
A microwave minute
or a treadmill minute."
"Website:
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Me:
Same."
"I can't believe it's already time to put off my spring cleaning until next year."
"How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!"
"Anxietea:
What if nobody likes me?
What if I taste weird?
What if I'm too cold?
What if I'm too hot?
What if I'm just right and I can never live up to it again?"
"Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"Where do crayons go on holiday?
Color-ado."
"What is the color of the wind?
Blew."
"There I was about to start working out.
Next thing I knew...
I was eating a plate of bacon. True story."
"If ever you feel down,
always remember -
You're a grown up, and
can have bacon whenever you want."
"Does anybody wonder
why bacon comes in a resealable package?
What are people putting back in there???"
"There's nothing like being told I'm wrong by someone who depended on me for food, clothing, and shelter."
A Mother asked to switch seats on a plane because she was seated next to a crying baby.
Apparently, that does not work if the baby is yours.
It's sad when you're sitting around waiting for someone to make dinner,
and then you realize, you're are the Mom.
You start out wearing the beautiful gown,
but end up cleaning everyone's messes.
If you are anything like me, and you absolutely hate having a dirty home,
especially dirty floors, I am about to give you the best advice ever.
It's not really that hard to have and maintain a clean home that meets your standards. There is just a few rules that you will have to enforce in your life.
Basically, don't ever have a husband, don't have children, don't have pets.
I know what you are thinking. I already have those things.
It is never too late to get rid of them.
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I know, I know! Some of you won't think this is a joke.
Shame on you.
The funniest stories are real.
Does the vacuum roller break , get stuck?
I have to take mine apart every so often . My daughter’s long hair would wrap around the ends so the brush wouldn’t turn .
“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.”