I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Death is more universal than life.
Everyone dies.
But not everyone lives."
"Dear cool people,
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincerely,
Nerds"
"Have a specTACOlar day!"
🙂
“My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.”
"I learn something new every day.
And forget 5 other things forever."
"Friendship is
...knowing each other's embarrassing nicknames."
“Whoever woke me up
is going to die.”
“I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk or be around anyone.
I call this mood ‘awake’.”
"Tradition (noun):
Peer pressure from dead people."
"Going through life
one mental breakdown at a time."
"I'd give you a cookie...
But I ate it."
"Should I have a cookie? A Memoir."
"You can’t eat just one cookie. It would get lonely. Be kind."
"I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow."
"Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?"
"My dental hygienist is cute ❤️. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments."
Here's a list of things I'd like to do today:
"I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script."
"I'm not convinced we've wasted enough time on this."
"They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right."
"How come abbreviated is such a long word?"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Physically I'm here,
mentally I'm in a pool in Mexico,
ordering my 3rd tequila."
"That message felt like a great idea until I hit send."
"Welcome to your 40s.
If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly."
"Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing."
"Why can't I be an emotional exerciser instead of an emotional eater?"
"There is a reason the word 'die' is in diet."
"You're so sweet.
I just went into diabetic shock."