I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Yeah, I’m about ready for the weekend.”
—me, Monday at 7:14 am
"I'd like to unsubscribe
from my on thoughts."
"I'd like to unsubscribe
from my own thoughts."
"Wanted:
a tiny dragon to incinerate a***oles, sh***ty drivers, and dumb***sses."
Instead of my car saying stupid things like
"your door is ajar"
it should say helpful things like
"there's a cop hiding in the bushes".
I drive a 4x truck because I am a form believer that a car built to go 0 to 60 in 3 seconds should be driven that way, except for the cop hiding bushes :-) (of course the safety issue is a factor but, I would drive it like I stole it if I owned one)
"If you are going to call the cops
every time you spot me in your bushes
I don't think this relationship is going to work."
"Don't think of it as turning 30.
Think of it as being old."
“By the time you’re 90 years old, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
“The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget.”
“Grandpa, tell us about the days when you had to buy the whole album even if you only wanted one song.”
“The best years of a woman’s life…the 10 years between 39 and 40.”
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
"My wife says I'm too competitive.
I told her I already knew that."
"My dog is a genius...
I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing."
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A flat minor!
"I even overthink my overthinking."
"Hold on. I've gotta overthink about it."
"I'm all out of clever things to say."
***hole."
"Quiet.
I'm overthinking."
"Overthinking in progress."
"Hey overthinkers, we're gonna to be OK."
"Sleep
is for people without internet."
I am a recovering people pleaser.
(Is that OK?)
"I don't know who needs to hear this...
but you don't need anything from Amazon today."
Dear New Year Resolutions,
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
"Yes. I have oreos. No. You may not have any."