I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Been there --
regretted that."
"What doesn't kill me
only makes me weirder
and harder to relate to."
"You have no idea how far out of my comfort zone
my entire life is."
"I'm kind of a lady,
but definitely more of a weirdo."
"Love is a weird thing,
like you just pick a human and you're like
yes I like this one...
I'll let this one run my life forever."
"Let's all take a moment to be thankful
that I don't own a taser."
"I try to contain my crazy
but the lid keeps popping off."
"At this point,
if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go."
"I can't prove this,
but I swear I used to be
smarter, funnier and less tired."
"A fun thing about getting older
is how you can severely injure yourself
just by sleeping."
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Me: Same.
"Apparently this year
is being written by Stephen King."
"What leads you to believe I don't like you?
I don't but I wanna know what gave it away."
"Do y'all remember, before the internet,
people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of information?
Yeah. It wasn't that."
Job interview.
Female employer:
I'm looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Woman seeking employment:
So it's only part-time?
"A lot of people are only alive
because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."
Lesson 10: ask people questions that give them an opportunity to talk about themselves.
What the h*ll is wrong with you?
that they exist.
Then He had a better idea!
"It's not about how tired you are. It's about how tired you're making everyone else."
--My husband explaining bedtime to the kids
"I'm so tired. Almost time to crawl into bed and not be able to sleep for 3 hours."
"I often wonder who Pete is
and why we do things for his sake..."
I hate it when people say, "Well, it could be worse!"
Well, you know what Becky?
It could have been a h*ll of a lot better, too.
I'm so out of shape that if somebody yells, "Run for your life!",
I'll be like,
"You guys go on ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus."
Apparently, it's rude to poke someone in the forehead and say,
"Skip Intro" when they start talking to you.
I like the type of people whose sense of humour
may be described as "inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner".