I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I've been watching my weight.
It's still there."
"Being abducted by aliens
might just be the vacation I need at this point."
"How many times do you have to click 'I accept cookies'
before they send you the cookies?"
"Can we just admit
we may have taken this
'anyone can grow up to become President' thing
just a bit too far?"
"Shoutout to everyone
who got through the day without taking a nap.
Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty tough."
"I decided to kill off a few characters
in the book I'm writing.
I feel it will really spice up my autobiography."
"Is a rivalry between two vegetarians
still called a beef?"
"It turns out that when asked who your favorite child is,
you're supposed to pick one of your own.
I know that now."
"There should be a summer camp for adults
where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks."
"I'm wondering how to comb my hair
so the horns don't show."
"Not everyone is going to think you're
gorgeous, amazing and magical.
They're wrong though.
Jerks."
Grow Up
It’s
A Trap
"How to keep up with laundry:
1. You can't
2. Find a new dream"
"Take my advice.
I'm not using it."
That would be your first mistake
contribute to society. The optimist invents the airplane, the pessimist the parachute.
George Bernard Shaw
"To whoever has my voodoo doll:
Take some of the stuffing out,
I'm trying to lose weight!
Thanks a lot!"
So I went home
We still fly on a broomstick because…
We are flexible like that!
Can do do me a favor?
Can you close your eyes for a second?
While I deal with this problem
Just Think!
Those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly and watch everyone else repeat it!
No dear, I drink straight from the bottle!
Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid, and make bad decisions.
Who is not buying this stuff?