I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I don't know and I don't care.
A cure for alzhimers!
When do we want it?
When do we want what?
"Hearing aids"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"The right to be indecisive! "
"When do we want it? "
"Er. ......."
It is who you are when you are alone that counts.
The father is Nutella.
It must be time to up my medication!
On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
thank you everyone!
We could have sworn you said
the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
the Unicorns
I have to laugh at all of our disadvantages or I would go quietly mad. I probably still am. But the only way I can overcome stuff is to laugh at it. It will still be staring me in the face but I will have taken off a little of its devistation.
Sorry to have offended. It was not meant.
I will not post for a while.
If the joke about forgetfulness is offensive, then let's remove the joke about hard of hearing, and the joke about nuttella/pregnant, etc.
Where does it end? We will have nothing left to laugh about. Don't cave to that constipated individual.
BuzzyBee, please continue posting. I look forward to your daily jokes.
A quote from Ogden Nash, on seduction: “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
A quote from Groucho Marx: “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing something.”
As they came off the line,
I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."
(If you can remember that far back. lol - my comment)
would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?