I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians.
The crap just keeps on coming
Ladies:
Please stay seated for the entire performance.
Gentlemen:
Aim well
Stand closer
It’s shorter than you think
Men, please put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
Thank you,
The Women
Ladies, you are strong, independent women who don’t need to man to put the toilet seat down for you. You got this!
The men
People who like to one-up...
"If you broke your nose in Timbuktu, they broke two of their noses in Timbukthree."
Gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a sick sense of humor
Ain’t no borderline, psychotic emotional outburst either
Just kidding, I read books in my yoga pants
I just prefer to watch your craziness in silence.
"Do you ever wonder what people who caused the product warning labels are like?"
"I don't need a stress ball.
I need a stress bat."
"I asked Alexa, what do women want?
It hasn't shut up for nine days."
"What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller."
"Tomorrow's a new day
and another chance
to mess things up just a little bit differently."
"If you see someone over 40 out in public after 9 pm,
they 100% took a nap earlier in the day..."
"I don't argue with the world.
The world argues with me."
"On occasion, you should introduce the upper lip
to the lower lip, the result
is absolutely amazing."
"If by 'crunches' you mean
the sound bacon makes when you eat it,
then yes I do crunches."
"Taco EMERGENCY.
Call 9 Juan Juan."
"Why am I
the only naked person
at this gender reveal party?"